Once upon a time there was a magical unicorn named Ally. She was magically pink and sparkly and loved to cast magical sparkly spells with her magical sparkly golden horn. With these spells she created magical sparkly rainbows.

One day, Ally was walking in the magical sparkly land of candy when she realized that there was something following her. It was Pred! Pred is a derpish white wolf with derpish rainbow stripes, rainbow legs, and a rainbow tail.

Ally and Pred were besties at first sight!!! They decided to go to the mall and shop.

While they were there, Ally went with Pred to the sunglasses store, where Pred bought some FABULOUS shuttershades. Ally found some AWESOME SPARKLY RAINBOW HIGH HEELS at a shoe store. She bought them, and put them on immediately.

She and Pred then went to get a giant cookie cake and ordered it to go with french fries and purple bologna sandwiches. Then they went to see a movie! I don't really know what they saw, but they kind of wrecked the movie theatre. Ally got upset while she watched the movie and trampled everyone, spitting popcorn kernels at the screen and screaming, "NO! YOU FREIKING KILLED VIRGINIA! NOT VIRGINIA!!!"

Yeah. We're really not sure what happened.

But we also know that she TP'ed the theatre and knocked out all the workers. By that time, all the customers had fled the theatre, but Ally continued her rampage and spilled soda all over the place. She hauled dumpsters into the theatre and stuffed all the trash in the workers' mouths.

She only calmed down once she had eaten all the candy that was being sold (without paying for it, of course.) But she wasn't calm for long... Ally was on a sugar high.

She found Pred and hauled him to a store where they sold

spray paint, and she spray painted the whole mall rainbow with sparkles. Then, she dressed up in a ninja suit and she and Pred went to rob a few stores. After they had stolen all the sparkly jewelry they could possibly want, they found the mall control center!!!

Ally turned on the loudspeaker and yelled over it, "Tell meh whatcha want, whatcha really really want so I can GO TO BED!" Then she screamed, "Free ice cream for people whose name is Maerc Eci!!!"

People began bombarding the ice cream shop, yelling that their names were Maerc Eci and they wanted their free ice cream. Ally, pleased with herself, sauntered out of the control room to find Pred getting his ears peirced!!!!! She decided to get her belly button peirced (but do unicorns really HAVE belly buttons...?) Then, feeling badass, she decided to get a tattoo of a rainbow Thin Mint. But before she could to that, Anna, her awesome dragon friend, came in and set the tattoo artist's shop on fire. She ate the tattoo artist. Ally waved at her friend and asked her if she wanted to go get lunch with her. But Anna was full. So she refused and told her to go find Pred.

Pred was at the gumball machines. He was getting gumballs and candy. He spent a total of $397.32 on them (though I'm not sure how that's possible, considering that each machine only took quarters.) Ally broke all the machines by kicking them with her high heels. She ate everything. Pred yelled at her for eating everything and they decided not to be besties any more. They went their separate ways, Ally back to her house, and Pred to some other shop.

While at her house, Ally began texting Anna. She told her all about her and Pred's fight, her day at the mall, and her new belly button peircing. Anna asked about the movie, and Ally flew into a rampage again. She threw her phone at the wall and screamed, "Flappy Bird has ruined my life!!!", broke her bed, smashed the window, and bit her rock collection (which turned out to be a mistake. Oh well, at least she got to get some sparkly gold replacement teeth out of it.) She then calmed down and emailed Anna (since her phone kind of broke) that the movie was terrible and that she would never love Virginia again. Anna did not respond (she either doesn't check her email or thinks Ally is a psycho...)

When Anna never responded, Ally went to sleep in her closet, because she broke her bed. Her dream was really strange. She could walk on clouds if she held a magical rusty wrench. The wrench could also make floating desks and cameras that yelled, 'Bonzai!' Whenever you took a picture with them. When Ally woke up, she decided to look for the wrench.

She searched EVERYWHERE. She searched under her bed (uhm but there was no bed to look under!), through her window,

and at her rock collection. But NO RUSTY WRENCH. It made Ally SO MAD that she decided to throw her laptop at a passing car. It smashed through the car window, someone screamed, and Ally laughed. It was turning out to be a good day.

Ally decided maybe she should get some ice cream at the mall today.

Nobody told her that all the Maerc Eci's destroyed the ice cream place in the process of getting their "Free Ice Cream".

Oops.

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So there's my spam story- some parts no one but Ally will get.

So yeah.

I won't tell you who Ally is just in case she doesn't want me to (is it ok, Allay?!)

Bye.