oh my god

ok

- APPARENTLY MINHO HASNT WOOHOOED BUT HE GOT MY SIM PREGNANT SO IDK WHATS HAPPENING HERE

- thomas just pROPOSED TO NEWT and whilst he was proposing newt was thinking about their fucking bed goddamn it newt stop being so horny 

- thomas is doing push ups in the kitchen at 4am alright then

- NEWT JUST WENT OVER TO THOMAS AND WAS LIKE "guess what! im getting engaged!" like yeah i think he knows considering the fact HE PROPOSED TO YOU

- MY SIM IS IN THE 3RD TRIMESTER WOW

- SOBBING my sim just gained a sentiment with minho, saying "im glad you dont think my llama jokes are getting old. i feel like you just get me." UHH???? LLAMA JOKES??? OKAY?? 

- newt, sonya and harriet are now scared because of memories of the fire ok 

- newt has acne 

- thomas is fucking flirty aGAIN

- BAHAHAHHAHAHAH THERE WAS ANOTHER FIRE GODDAMN TERESA STARTED A FIRE 

- everyones now tense and my sim is literally going to give birth in the next 48 hours HOPEFULLY i dont want to wait

- right the sims mods automatically gave my sim a weak bladder as a trait and its so annoying because now my sim always needs to piss just stop

- oh yeah my sim also pissed herself on a date on minho i forgot to say it was hilarious 

- but like irl i can go like 8 hours without pissing (when ive had a drink) so fuck off sims (nobody needed to know that fact but yw)

- my sim just went to the toilet whilst minho was washing his hands in the same bathroom alright then 

- oops alright minho just proceeded to get in the bath whilst my sim was on the toilet right okay 

- oh shit i forgot my sim was a vegetarian (im sort of a vegetarian irl, at school + stuff i am because i need halal meat nobody asked but ur getting the facts anyway) and i just made her eat a meat sandwich oops

- my sim just pissed herself again!! why does sims do this to the oNE SIM I MAKE OF MYSELF

- my sim is sat here, very heavily pregnant, talking to thomas and one of the options to speak is "confess to having woohoo" like hmmm???????????? 

- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH THOMAS' FRIEND JUST CONFESSED TO HIIIIIM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOps hes engaged to newt the friend is a bit late oops

- oh my fucking god yk how my sim confessed to woohooing to thomas?? yeah well now thomas' emotion is dAZED because he cant believe my sim woohooed??? sims are fucking stupid

- OH SHIT MY SIM IS IN LABOUR

- ITS A GIRL

- what should i name it help help help im not going on anything else until i get a name omg