ok

first of all

"Awww." Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that one time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face."

minho's so jealous like COME ON

"Sorry Tommy," Newt muttered in his ear. "Could've been a bit more gentle, I suppose."

newt, the morning after:

JOKING but like im not at the same time

'Thomas was liking her (Brenda) more and more.'

for context, he likes her because shes killing people

'He shouted her name again, and his mind he saw Chuck falling to the ground, covered in blood, and Newt's bulging eyes.'

this is when i die.

"I agree!" Aris shouted, much louder than necessary.'

FUNNIEST THING EVER HELP

"What have I done?" He mumbled, but the others didn't say a word.'

for context, this is thomas in the van after killing newt

its so sad :( omg

i cba to type the quote out but basically newt telling thomas how he got his limp is so sad, especially because hes a crank when he says it

like why did he have to be a crank?? i needed fluffy newtmas kisses when newt told him xxx

'The words stabbed Thomas, and he could only imagine how Minho felt.'

context: after the guard came back from the crank palace saying 'newt said get lost'

THIS JUST UGH OMG

i think people overlook minewt, platonic or romantic, but like omg they were friends for years 

"If I don't see you at the other side," he said in a sappy voice. "remember I love you."

ARJGUGJJNWNWNFNRNJEJW its a jokey platonic thing i KNOW but like omg

just

the potential.

secret dating au.

"Now look me in the eyes." Newt snapped his fingers.'

how romantic blondie

oh my god i forgot minewt fought?? like a proper punchy fight as well :(

that was so sad (yet such good daydreaming potential?? the amount of stuff i can think of xx)

'Thomas nodded. "I'll crouch. Minho, you lean over my shoulder. Brenda to the left and Newt to the right."

just.

just think about it and picture it for a second.

bASJDJFJDJS

"We all agreed to it last night."

'Minho broke into a nervous smile.'

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

i cut off the context + the rest of the sentence thomas said because i felt like it

'Thomas was surprised but curious. He sat back down. "Just go," he said, addressing Minho. "You know I won't keep anything from you. And she knows it, too."

AHHHHHFJD DDJJFJSJDJNFD OMG THOMINHO CUTE CUTE CUTE

"The sight of you makes me sick."

'Thomas was stunned silent. Nothing anyone had ever said had hurt so much. Nothing.'

i cut off some of newt's text i cba to type

bUT OG MY GOD.

EIGJFSJSJ I HATE THIS BIT

goodbye

ive had a headache for ages and i started crying because of it

(i was panicking. about dying. because of a headache.)

(im officially an idiot.)

anyways xx

my cat keeps drooling