none of thse are mine guys theyre all from here

https://otppromptlists.tumblr.com/post/174581295876/weird-au-prompts

HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING OVER THIS ONE

'I tried to do a strip tease but instead I tripped on my own pants and slammed into the table'

BAHDHHSHHA IF THIS ISNT NEWTMAS THEN IDK WHAT IS

'Imagine that Person A's embarrassing ringtone that they had forgot to change suddenly blasts right next to Person B. Bonus if your OTP is somewhere out in public like a library, movie theatre, or church/temple (if they are religious), and Person B is desperately holding back their laughter.' 

THIS IS SO FUNNY

'I just wanted you to throw me onto the bed and ravish me but the bed broke???'

SOBBING THIS AND THE 1ST ONE IS FROM AWKWARD SEX PROMPTS THEYRE SO FUNNY

flat "what" reactions

these are THE best like come on omg

minho, joking: love ya, shuckface.

thomas, serious: love you too.

minho: wait what

thomas: what

'We specifically bought this mini-van instead of a car because it has three seats in the font but now all we do is argue about who gets to sit in the middle'

omg ot3 help i love this

'You and I were innocently making out but then I got aroused and so did you but we knew Person C would be home literally any minute so we just decided to wait for them at which point they walked through the door and took one look at our faces and realised exactly what was going on before sighing at us disappointingly and taking off their shirt'

THOMINEWT THOMINEWT THOMINEWT

NEWT AS PERSON C

'You two are such trouble-makers and I am literally cleaning up after you 24/7 please be adults for like one second and no both of you simultaneously smothering me in neck kisses isn't going to make me less mad....but carry on anyways'

THOMINEWT. 

'We all like to sleep in the same bed at night, but somehow one of us always ends up pushing the other two off the fucking bed.'

thomas would push minewt off

We all wore the same shirt today, and I so wore it better you copycat bitches

come on. obvs minho.

help i love these there's probs gonna be a p.2 to this