hi

it's me!

"I'm zoning out working on this painting and you just stopped me from drinking out my dirty water cup" 

yes? hello? omg?

newt doing art in uni and being exhausted and just reaching out for it after literally putting his paintbrush in it and thomas being like "what the fuck"

"after a fight, A is up all night and realised it's because they're more worried about how B is feeling rather than actually being upset over the argument."

uHGFHFSJEOROK yes

"Hi darling~ have I told you lately how much I love you? You're such a beautiful person, I could stare at your face all day! And you're always so understanding and kind!"

"Ok, what did you do..."

newtmas.

need i say any more?

(jokingly) "gosh you're so annoying"

"You know that's an insult to your taste in partner don't you?"

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IT JUST IS

"So, still no boyfriend this year, huh?" "Still no job, huh?"

WAIT HELP IK ITS THAT BUT RIGHT

thomas' distant relative: so, still no gf this year, huh?

minho, batting his eyelashes innocently: still no job, huh? yeah, my thomas sweetie honey pie told me all about your incompetence when it comes to living xxxx

"SLIPPING ON ICE, SPENDING CHRISTMAS IN HOSPITAL AND GUESS WHO THEIR DOCTOR IS??? *cue us pterodactyl screeching and them ensuing sexy shenanigans***"

i had to keep in the * stuff 

but HELLO YES???

"We were gonna have Christmas sex but it turns out that you're allergic to the peppermint lube I bought for the occasion and now we're spending Christmas Eve in the ER oh god I'm so sorry" AU

HELP THIS IS HYSTERICAL 

ngl i can't tell if i'd prefer it to be newtmas w minho finding it hysterical when newt rings him bc hes at a+e OR thomesa w minewt finding it hysterical

"I bought my friend a neon pink dildo as a gag gift but I accidentally got the presents mixed up and gave it to you instead and now I have to awkwardly explain what happened" AU

newt would buy it for minho originally and it'd go to thomas

Imagine Person A of your OTP is poor/low class and Person B is rich/upper class. Despite this, they've been dating for a while now, but Person A is still self-conscious of how much less money they have than Person B and refuse to accept expensive gifts. One day, as they're walking together Person B presents Person A with an expensive iPod. Person A says they can't accept it and asks that Person B return it to which Person B responds, "Can't. They don't let you once you've got it engraved."

"You got it engraved?" Person A says incredulously before flipping it over and reading the engraving which says, "Shut up and accept the gift."

GASP. 

thomas being completely oblivious to the fact that people, like newt, aren't used to not having loads of money and he's just like, "what? you didn't get ____ when you were younger?" and newt's like "no tommy stfu please"

but then newt's like "i remember me and sonya always decorating the christmas tree really badly. mum always decorated it again to look nicer in the middle of the night, and when we woke up early in the morning on christmas, she said it was santa who made it look magical." and  thomas just kind of blinks and is like "...father never let me touch the christmas tree. he said he didn't want me messing it up after the maid had made it so pretty."

and newt is kinda like "...oh." 

(definitely bonus points if they have a kid in the future and the kid decorates the tree horribly and thomas is kinda like "can we leave it messy?" to newt when the kid is asleep and newt just smiles and says "of course, love.")

 "You are like duct tape baby." "What?" "I don't know how but you seem to fix absolutely everything."

thominho.

minho saying the pick up line whilst thomas is doing work

bye

love you all!! 

say you love me back or else