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thomas and newt meet in a cafe and fall in love. the newt and the cafe are real. thomas walks the streets, unable to go home, and ends up in a cafe, reading some newt books. thomas calls the cafe his home. thomas then thinks it is weird that you can drink coffee all day long, so he starts to eat something. thomas then thinks it is weird how newts can make a nice cafe. thomas thinks thomas and newt are gay. newt and cafe sing a song. thomas gets mad at the cafe. thomas says thomas is gay. cafe goes to a cafe.

THEN THIS ONE IS RLLY LONG

down the road there's a cute little place that looks kinda like a cafe, with warm-smelling lamps hanging around the walls. thomas walks up to the front desk, hoping to get a cup of coffee and a light breakfast.there's no one here.thomas looks around, and realizes there's nothing here.he can see the door that leads to the kitchen and cafe, but no one is around.thomas' stomach gives a nervous twinge, and he wonders how the cafe works.no one is answering thomas' questions.he notices a man walking down the road towards the cafe, and realizes it's minho.minho waves hi, and thomas waves back. thomas is happy thomas has good friends here.minho walks into the cafe, laughing. thomas walks into the cafe, wondering if thomas was coming. minho sees the other two cafe employees standing in the corner, talking to each other. minho waves hi to them. they smile and wave back, and thomas stands there, wondering if he should wait for minho.minho spots him standing there and grins, walking towards thomas. thomas stands there, staring at minho's muscles, wondering if he is a strong guy.thomas wonders if minho has superpowers, because he's so strong.minho grabs thomas and gives him a warm, long hug. minho smiles and laughs. thomas hugs him back. thomas realizes minho is super-hot.there's a thick, cool layer of sweat around minho's neck and chest.minho holds thomas' shoulders and rubs thomas' back with his hands. minho seems to be in a better mood than he was earlier, and he laughs and holds thomas' face in his hands, laughing some more.minho lets go of thomas and waves goodbye. thomas is confused.minho grins, waves bye, and leaves. thomas stands there in shock.thomas walks into the kitchen. thomas decides to go home.

ITS SO FUNNY???

IM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF

thomas and newt really love each other and want to get married. davis can't get over the fact thomas would spend 2 years with someone like newt. thomas and newt don't want to get married now, though. thomas is always worrying about newt. he told thomas he is always wanting to eat in places they shouldn't. he was flirting with newt. thomas believes newt does it because he loves him. newt knows he won't marry him. newt refuses to believe thomas won't get married to him, because he wants to get married, too. thomas and newt were lying on thomas' bed together. thomas told newt that he will probably not get married. he asked about newt and newt just smiled. he kissed him. and now they're happy and loving each other. but old man fletcher shows up with his army. and they think he killed every member of thomas and newt's wedding. but it turns out he just wanted to arrest and kill newt. thomas won't tell the police about old man fletcher because newt would die. newt asked what's wrong with newt. and thomas said he would have died of leukemia if he had started a family with newt, so he doesn't want newt to die, either. thomas said thomas was supposed to be with him. he kissed thomas. he promised to get married with newt. he wants to get married in the morning. and he will.

WHOCTHE FUCK IS DAVIS AND OLD MAN FLETCHER HELP

newt is upset with thomas. newt is running through the woods. newt tries to get newt to come back, but newt refuses. thomas dies. newt then finds thomas in the brambles. thomas whispers, "It's all your fault..." as newt watches thomas die. thomas dies.newt runs to his house and finds lots of thomas' things: wicker furniture, thomas' books, thomas' wedding box (complete with his dress), thomas' wedding music, and thomas' wedding ring. newt cries. newt leaves his thomas' wedding ring on the wedding cake. newt runs into some man and tells him about thomas dying, and the man tells him the man who killed him might come back.The man then tells newt not to come back after sundown, and leaves. newt sits alone in thomas' wedding ring. thomas dies.uncaring girl drops thomas' ring in the forest. newt runs through the forest, crying. newt finds thomas' wedding ring. newt takes thomas' ring and runs to the wedding of newt and newt's fiancé. newt tries to tell newt's fiancé, but newt loses thomas' ring.newt is waiting for thomas' ghost in thomas' wedding dress, and thomas' ghost appears. thomas tells newt that newt and newt's fiancé are never getting married, and that thomas and thomas' ghost are going to live together in thomas' house.newt is mad and tries to get rid of thomas. thomas dies and newt dies. newt is grieving.newt is scared and runs away. newt realizes that thomas has haunted thomas' house, and the ghost of thomas tells newt he loves him. newt is scared and runs away. newt returns to thomas' house. newt is sad. newt finds the ghost and tells the ghost not to leave him alone.the ghost kisses thomas. newt kisses thomas, then newt dies.newt dies.the ghost tells thomas that he has to die alone, and thomas is sad and runs away.the ghost waits in thomas' funeral

WHAR??? "NEWT IS WAITING FIR THOMAS' GHOST IN THOMAS' WEDDING DRESS" HELP

thomas is gay. he eats sweets. he has a cafe named the fooze a café that sells sweets. there is a gay cafe in town. it has gay cafe, gay candies, gay milk tea. thomas owns this gay cafe in town.

it has beautiful lightings. its a cozy place. thomas has gay cafe for the men. he is so proud of his gay cafe. in thomas' cafe, gay men meet for coffee and cakes. thomas is very gay. he is so proud of his gay cafe. thomas is very gay. thomas is gay. he is a gay man.

do u want to go to thomas' gay café called the fooze

HELP I TRIED TO GET IT TO ERITE SMUT

IT FAILED

^"Thomas I think I agree with you."^"Sure do."^"This sounds like my kind of movie."^"Sex in the Garden of Eden."^"No sex in the garden of Eden."thomas eats grass^"The eating of grass?"^"This sounds like a book I want to read."thomas steps on lily's nose^"I like the way that sounds."thomas touches wind^"Um...heaven."^"Thorn."thomas laughs^"Oh my god! That is so cute."^"Not really."thomas picks sex worm's penis^"Picked?"^"The penis."^"That's not a pick."^"Oh, really?"^"Wow, look at the size of that thing! That's soooo sick."^Totally sick!"^This is a goddamn marvelously sick!"

WHAT IS GOING ON 

thomas and minho are in love and like sex. thomas is an ass anyway.

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guys not gonna lie there's lots of problems you can fuck up in physics...

IM CRYING ITS SO FUNNY