ok so my brain randomly thought of this

(fantasy/magic au)

"Minho," Newt said. "You can speak to animals."

Minho furrowed his brows and looked at his boyfriend. "Yes. Good observation, shuckface."

"That includes snakes."

"Last time I checked, snakes were animals." 

Newt turned away from Teresa talking to Thomas, and stared Minho right in the eyes. "Well, then, you should be able to understand her perfectly." He narrowed his eyes. "Go ask her why she's stealing our Tommy."

(minho: LMAO ok bet

5 mins later

minho: shes a snake. yep. definitely. extremely poisonous, too.

newt: let me guess she batted her eyelashes at you as well and make a sassy remark

minho: she called me self-centred. can you believe that?

newt:

newt: i've changed my mind. she's upgraded to a black cat. she's a witch.)

i want to make a book of random prompts my brain comes up with