gally: go fuck yourself!

thomas: do it yourself no balls lmao

thomas: yeah, so, moles! amazing, love 'em, blah blah blah

minho, who came to the mole movement place to try and move moles, looking at thomas' birthmark moles: yeah... theyre gorgeous...

thomas: hey blondie

newt: what

thomas: are you a river

newt: ...

thomas: because youre in de-NILE you totally love minho lmao i see you staring at his abs

newt: ...you stare at his abs.

thomas: 

newt: wait shit no everyone stares at his abs

minho, overhearing: hear that, alby? im fuckin hot

alby: nobody said that.

teresa: hear me out... THOMAS (in a screechy fangirl way)

minho: is fuckin' gay???

(minho just autocorrected to minion and when i tell you i burst out laughing)

thomas: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love waffles

(that's it. that's the drabble. thomas loves waffles.)

minho: look at my arms. tell me you wouldnt bang me. i dare you.

thomas, basically drooling: i wouldnt bang you...

gally: oh, he'd bang you.

(tHOMINALLY ASJJFJDJSJJFFDJ)

minho: look at that loser

harriet: lmao 

harriet: wait

harriet: isnt that thomas

thomas, walking on a wall wearing a disneyland mickey mouse headband: hi minnie!!!! i love you!

minho: shit i love him but hide me

alby:

newt:

alby:

newt:

alby:

newt:

alby:

newt: ha you blinked i get to start uno first

teresa: ily

thomas: ilym

teresa: no ilym

thomas: shut the fuck up ilym

teresa: NO

thomas: ilyilyilyilyily

teresa: die.

thomas, screaming whilst playing a horror game: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT OH FUCK AAAAA

gally, completely monotone: lol i died

(wait... wait, here me out. the thomally one i did but.. switched:)

gally, screaming whilst playing a roblox horror game: FUCK THOMAS HELP IM GOING TO DIE

thomas, grinning whilst his bf grips his hand painfully: i died a while ago, sweetheart. gave me a jumpscare as well.

(....or:)

thomas: FUCK FUCK FUCK DYING DYING 

gally: NO I DONT WANT TO DIE FUCK IM SCARED HOLD MY HAND IM GOING TO CRY 

i personally love the second one but yeah

anyway that's the end of my drabbles i hope you enjoyed