Sooo I was on the bus minding my own business texting my friend from across me. And then.... well here's the diolauge:
WG: weird guy talking to me
F: fwend
Me: Ayooitzkassy

WG: so do you like anime???
Me: *awkwardly* yeah
Wg: cool! Wanna hang out sometime and talk about anime

And I pull out my sweet would never tell a lie tone yet lies : sure!

And then the weird guy just rests on my shoulder and me not getting red flags, I chill cause I let friends do that

WG: (basically saying I'm "the one")

Me *texting friend* halp I think this dud wants to date me

Friend: tuff

WG: I like you, wanna date me?

Now I didnt wanna lie so I told him the truth

Me: I'm gay

If you see me girl, I guess ppl think I look soooooo straight compared to other ppl so THIZ DUDE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME

Me being sick and tired say "no, I'm gay"

And his stop comes
I close me eyes to rest....

AND THIS DUDE FRIKIN KISSES ME

He left happily, so I texted my friend

I sanitized my cheek cause Ina neat freak.

Now me wanna die

Like, THIS DUDE CANT TAKE A FRIKIN HINT

Moral: dont ask anyone put if they're gay or they say no.

Anyways...love ya'lll

❤❤❤-Kassy