Written by: Potato_Man9001 (your potato overlord)

Genre: Fantasy

Type of writing: book (Series)

length of book: 85 chapters

Summary:
Greetings! You are holding my journal, dear reader. Be warned: I really couldn't give a shit, but some dumbass celestial being told me to put a warning in this forward to make the reader aware of the fact that the stories in this journal are "crude" and "screwed up." Ha! I really don't care! This is my story, so I do what I want! Anyway, prepare yourself for the mindfuckery that is my journal. The name's Helix, Helix Maestro Blackwyrm. I'm not your average, everyday peasant-err, person. I'm anything but average-I'm special, in every single way, and I have special friends that make my life both interesting and really difficult at the same. (Cause isn't that what friends are for?)

Together, we go through a series of strange, hilarious, and downright outrageous events. Whether we're dealing with a group of irritating bandits, trying to appease an angry dragoness before I become her next meal, or punching in the face of a demon lord, This book is not your usual story of knights and dragons- it's soo much more than that, my dear reader.Prep yourself for the madness that is...

THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES

Yours truly,
-H