1: While your doing something at your friends house and put in a pizza, do not forget about it

2: Do not put raw eggs in your brothers bed. No matter how angry you are at him 

3: If you put plastic wrap across a doorway, it's hilarious

4: Don't try to juggle eggs unless you know how

5: No matter what everyone says, it's still funny

6: Do not say I'm bored to your mom. She'll just give you a job

7: Do not throw paper airplanes during class. Your teacher will get mad. (But if you do, point to the person next to you)

8: A parent always comes in right as you're about to slug a sibling

9: If your not scared to die, you need to see a doctor

10: Do not ask a lady if she's pregnant. 95% of the time you will be wrong

11: Answer Bob(Or something along those lines) when someone asks you what's you name

12: If your at a party, write wouldn't you like to know on your cup

13: Do not stay in the restroom during dinner if your mom makes the casserole surprise, she will suspect something. Rather, after taking bites, keep going to the restroom and spit it out

14: Do not 'accidently' spill food or drink on the person you hate (Unless he/she is really evil, then make sure he/she is wearing white)

I'm looking for any advice you may have. Feel free to tell me :)