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‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

"YOU CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE WHEN THEY ANNOY YOU."

"THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE, LITTLE BIRD."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT, MY FATHER CALLS ME THAT."

"SAY WHAT YOU WILL, AT LEAST I'M NOT DAD-ZONED."

"OH, FUCK OFF, REBEKAH."

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

WREN MORNINGSTAR

"oh, i think there's been a mistake, soulmates are only supposed to have one person aligned. not...what is it, five?"

"you guys desperately need therapy.
don't worry, i know someone who's familiar with...whatever you'd call our supernatural nonsense."

ELIJAH MIKAELSON

"you are quite possibly the most enchanting person i've ever met."

"i think the reason for our transgressions comes from the subconscious knowledge that we were all destined for you."

NIKLAUS MIKAELSON

"you're mine, litli engel, and i'd sooner carve out my own heart and feed it to damon bloody salvatore before letting anything happen to you."

"is that blood on your cheek? what's happened to you, who's intestines must i pull out now?"

KOL MIKAELSON

"you said this is called a 'slushie' and...what's the purpose other than f-u-n. see, i'm with the times now."

"i may have killed a dozen people on the way here, but i was hungry and i didn't want to ruin our date."

FINN MIKAELSON

"my life held no meaning nor purpose until you walked into it."

"and who's the only one her father tolerates the company of? ah, you're correct, rebekah, it's certainly not niklaus."

REBEKAH MIKAELSON

"you taste like what i imagine
happiness feels like"

"do control yourself brother, you'll scare her off if you keep ogling her like that."

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

"my daughter isn't a creature to be objectified and the entire tyrannical falsity that screams divinity is a reflection of my own father's guilt. do you hear me now, dad? my daughter won't be a means to an end."

"pumpkin, if you don't remove yourself from this situation, i'll be forced to — chloe decker, don't take the phone away—!"

STEFAN SALVATORE

"let me get this straight: you're an angel and you're the...soulmate of the mikaelson family? will anything ever make sense?"

"they say birds of a feather, right? or...angels of a feather? do you actually have wings?"

DAMON SALVATORE

"your dad is the devil, i'm not coming at you with a five inch stick. your friends on the other hand? oops."

"the way you love them? that's how i feel about elena. i don't wanna lose her. i don't beg anyone, i never have. but please, don't let them hurt her."

ELENA GILBERT

"you can't love all of them.
it's like me loving stefan and damon."

"if you come with us, i'll buy you sour patch kids."

CAROLINE FORBES

"this is absolutely not how i thought the school year would go."

"okay, but your dad's hot. i'm just saying if he and chloe don't work out — you know where to find me."

BONNIE BENNETT

"you are everything balance isn't.
and yet? you're my best friend.
life is weird. just be happy."

"did you just compare your relationship to musical chairs?"

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‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

"MY DAD'S THE DEVIL, NIK, YOU'RE A KICKED PUPPY."

"ELIJAH, TELL HER I'M NOT A PUPPY."

"OH, WHAT'S — I THINK I'M GETTING A CALL, EXCUSE ME."

"KOL? BEKAH?"

"WOOF."

"I WILL DAGGER YOU BOTH."

"HAS SOMEONE BEEN A BAD BOY? POOR KLAUSIE-POO."

"I HATE THIS FAMILY."

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

P L A Y L I S T

so, long london
taylor swift

the bolter
taylor swift

sparks
coldplay

training wheels
melanie martinez

i know you
faye webster

valentine
laufey

i'm yours
isabel larosa

heartbeat
childish gambino

francesca
hozier

hymn to virgil
hozier

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‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

"I WISH TO SHOW YOU THE WORLD."

"DO YOU HAVE A MAGIC CARPET?"

"I HAVE A MAGIC—"

"—NOPE, DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE."

"I WAS GOING TO SAY TOUCH. DRAT, DARLING, WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF DECORUM?"

"I NEED TO FIND KLAUS'S DAGGERS."

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

WHEREIN,
wren morningstar is going through a terrible breakup and in the worst place possible for love.
but her grandfather's always been meddlesome and the mikaelson siblings are so irritatingly good to her.

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

"BEX AND I NEED ALONE TIME, THERE'S FAR TOO MANY MEN AROUND."

"MY TONGUE DOES THE SAME HERS DOES, YOU REALIZE?"

"I'M SORRY, DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK? HUSH UP, PUPPY, YOU'RE IN TIMEOUT."

"FUCK'S SAKE, SWEETHEART, THIS IS GETTING TIRESOME."

"THAT'S WHAT MOTHER SAID THE DAY YOU WERE BORN, YET A THOUSAND YEARS LATER HERE WE SIT."

‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

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note:
i will be using danish because that's a language i'm actually comfortable with for the mikaelson roots