Chapter 5: Heroes Who Play Pretend

Here we see you and Courtney are in bed and you woke up.

(Y/N): "Man what a night."

Courtney: *wakes up* *yawns* " You said it."

Later, after breakfast, we see you and Courtney walk to school with Courtney hugging your arm.

Courtney: "This is a nice walk."

You and Courtney then hear screaming as a guy who looks like a bank robber falls from the sky and lands on the ground breaking every bone in his body.

Courtney: "Oh my gosh, is he okay!?!"

(Y/N): "He's fine, I'm more worried about him."

You then point over at Homelander who stopped a bank robbery in Metropolis.

Courtney: " Is Superman trying out a new costume?"

(Y/N): " That's not Superman, it's Homelander, Vought's big man on campus and a narcissist too."

Courtney: " So in other words, he's like Superman, but with a bigger ego."

(Y/N): " Yeah pretty much."

Courtney: *sighs* " Just when I thought superheroes can't get more egotistic."

(Y/N): " Well not all heros want the glory. Some fight for the greater good."

Courtney: " Wise words from an awesome boyfriend." *Hugs your arm*

We later see you and Courtney at school where the students saw Courtney hugging your arm.

Gwen: "Guess nice guys are her thing now."

Sierra: "They sure are."*pulls out her phone*"I'll put that on her fansite."

You then see a news report on TV and you watch the news about the 7.

News reporter: " And in related news, the heroic team known as The Seven saved the day again."

Courtney: "' Saved' is an understatement, they injured that guy."

(Y/N): "I think I remember Queen Maeve as a symbol of female empowerment."

Gwen: " Was, now Wonder Woman is that symbol, she's awesome."

Sierra: " According to the fansites, she and Homelander used to be in a relationship. Well, more like an arranged marriage."

News reporter: "In other news, a portal suddenly appeared out of nowhere and what came out of it is what appeared to be a long time member of the Avengers and Prince of Asgard, Thor Odinson and he brought other Asgardians including a much bluer and bigger Loki. To you Tim.

The TV cuts to Tim.

Tim: *on TV*"I am here live at the scene."*to Party Thor*"Sir, what are you doing here?"

Party Thor: *grabs the mic* "Bring your dull lives to an end, for the Party Prince!"

Geoff: *on TV*"A party, let's party!"

Courtney: " Uh okay, since when does Thor throw a party?"

Gwen: " And is all buddy-buddy with Loki?"

(Y/N): "Wanna know what happens when he's an only child? Well now you know."

You and the others then see Party Thor burst into the room.

Party Thor: "The Party Prince is in the building! I got a great idea, make learning fun with a study party my way!"

(Y/N): " What the-?"*To Party Thor* " Uh, Thor, can I talk to you, outside?

Party Thor: " Of course, right after I win: pin the element on the periodic table."

The camera pans on Grandmaster pinning Iron on the right spot on the periodic table.

Grandmaster: *takes the blindfold*"Topaz, now I did. I learned it."

Courtney: " What the? This is science class, not a dance club!"

(Y/N): "Forget it Courtney, once this Thor gets his party on, nothing can stop him.

Gwen: " For real?"

(Y/N): " Yeah, it's always a party with Thor. Well this one anyways."

Gwen: " Is there any way to reason with him?"

(Y/N): "I got an idea."

You then head to Party Thor.

(Y/N): "Thor, why don't you take this party to the Las Vegas of this universe?"

Party Thor: "Awesome idea my tiny friend."*whistles*"Everyone, to Vegas!"

Courtney: " (Y/N), not that I'm questioning you But why are you asking Thor to take his party to the city that never sleeps?"

(Y/N): "Nothing beats Vegas."

Party Thor and the others then take the party to Las Vegas. Sometime later, we see you and Courtney are at the lunch room watching the news about Party Thor taking the party worldwide including Metropolis.

Tv reporter: *on TV*"Breaking news, the world wide rager led by Thor Odinson from another world has taken the party worldwide including the borders of Metropolis."

Courtney: "That's not good."

You and the others hear Party Thor burst into the room along with his crew.

Party Thor: "Students of this school, I have brought cuisines and baked goods from across Midgard!"

The students cheered as the Asgardians passed the food to everyone including you and Courtney. You then get up and head to Party Thor.

(Y/N): "Thor, don't you remember the last time you threw a party on your Earth? They called Captain Marvel to beat you up."

Party Thor: "That party pooper? Trust me my friend, there won't be any party poopers in this party."

You and Party Thor then hear something coming from the walls and it was something that is cutting it and when it falls down the hole revealed it was the Seven themselves.

Homelander: "Party's over thunderboy."

(Y/N): " Oh no."

Courtney: " This is bad right?"

Party Thor: "Well there's an Midgardian word much worse than party pooper."*points to the Seven*"Party Crashers. That's right, I said it."

Frost Giant Loki: "I know right, such buzzkills with these people."

Homelander: "Well if you're not gonna end the party."*eyes glowing red*"I'll just end it myself."

Homelander then uses his heat vision to hit Party Thor and launch him out of the school.

Courtney: " Are you nuts?! You're gonna kill him!"

Homelander: "Exactly."

Homelander then gets hit in the face by Mjolnir as it returns back to Party Thor.

(Y/N): " Oh boy, Courtney, get somewhere safe now."

Courtney: "Okay!"

Everyone in the room then runs out of the room as Party Thor then walks up to Homelander.

Party Thor: "Party fowl."

Homelander: "You guys handle his friends, I'll handle goldilocks myself."

Just as Homelander was about to charge at Party Thor, he was met with a fist as he saw you, in your hero form, alongside Party Thor.

(Y/N): " Back off now you Superman wannabe."

A-Train then runs at you and hits you in the face and you are launched into the kitchen as Party Thor then hits Homelander hard enough that he is launched into New York. Party Thor then followed Homelander.

Party Thor: *lands on the ground*"Not cool, Party Crasher."

Homelander: *gets up*"Alright, you want to play that game huh? I'll play it!"

Homelander then uppercut Thor as he was launched into the sky. Meanwhile with you, the Warriors 3, Frost Giant Loki, and Sif fight off the rest of the Seven. You and A-Train are battling against each other while Volstagg and Sif fights off Queen Maeve and Black Noir and both Fendrel, Frost Giant Loki, and Hogun fights off Stormfront, Starlight, and The Deep.

(Y/N): *while fighting* " Why are you listening to that nut? He injured a person."

A-Train: *while fighting*"That guy was robbing a bank!"

(Y/N): *while fighting* " You didn't need to go that far!"

Stormfront then fires lightning at Volstagg and Fendral. Meanwhile with Party Thor and Homelander, we see them fighting in the Sahara Desert. Party Thor hits Homelander with his hammer multiple times as Homelander then shoots his heat vision in Party Thor's face as he puts his hammer in the other hand and then hits Homelander. Homelander then disarms Party Thor and knocks him back.

Party Thor: *summons Mjolnir and catches it*"I've handled a party pooper, now for the party crasher! Viva, Las Vegas!"

Party Thor then unleashes a burst of lightning at Homelander and makes him launch back to Metropolis. Party Thor then drops his hammer on Homelander as he struggles to get it off.

Party Thor: "How about a time out for you Party Crasher. Same goes for your other Party Crashers."

You and the Asgardians then launch the other members of the Seven to where Homelander is.

Party Thor: "You are all Party Crashers."*picks up Mjolnir*

Everyone then points at the Seven and calls them Party Crashers.

Homelander: " No! You idiots, we're the heros!"

(Y/N): " And what 'hero' tries to ruin a party?"

Drax: "You're the ones pooping the party!"

The TD girls then see spaceships in the sky sending down people from space going to the party as the superhero girls then see Diana's mother Hippolyta bringing in the Amazons.

Diana: " Great Hera, mother?!"

Kara: *to Diana* " Dude what's your mom doing here?"

(Y/N): "I think she's here for the party."

Q. Maeve: "This party has gone off for too long!"

Hippolyta: " And what is wrong with that, false amazon?"

Q. Maeve: "I..."

Party Thor: *sidehugs Queen Maeve*"Thunder hug!"*gives Queen Maeve a chalice of wine*"Here, have some wine."

Q. Maeve: " No I will--"*holds a chalice of wine*"Not."

You then run off and then change back into your normal clothes and you find Courtney and the TD girls.

Courtney: "To be honest, this is a great party."

(Y/N): " Yeah, this is why Party Thor is the king of parties. Which is also a bad thing sometimes."

Leshawna: "What's that supposed to mean?"

(Y/N): "You'll see."

Later, we see the fire demon Surter flirting with the Statue of Liberty.

Surter: "Well babe, we both have some nice crowns."*one arm hugs the statue*"Come one, just one date."*accidently melt off the arm holding the torch*"Uhh..."*checks the time*"Oh look at the time!"

Meanwhile in London, we see frost giants spin the London Eye and make it roll away. We then see Loki use the Casket of Ancient Winters to give some new decorations to Mount Rushmore. Meanwhile, we see you and the girls watch the events of Party Thor's party unfold on TV.

Diana: " By Zeus' beard, they are vandalizing the planet."

(Y/N): "I'm calling it."

You then head to the bathroom and change into your hero outfit and then go into Party Thor's universe. Meanwhile, we see Frigga enjoying a relaxing evening as a portal opens right in front of her and you come out of it.

Frigga: " Hm? What brings you here?"

(Y/N): "It's your son Thor, he's in my Midgard. He and his friends are making a mess."

Frigga: " Ugh. Another millenia ruined, again. And I thought those savages you call the seven were bad enough."

(Y/N): "You know about them too?"

Frigga: "Yes, we have them too, unfortunately. I do spend some quality time on my Midgard. Take me to my only child."

Later, in Las Vegas in your universe, we see Party Thor dancing with Hippolyta as the music stopped when the speakers were unplugged.

Party Thor: "Wha-Who stopped the music?"

???(Frigga): " Ahem, It was me, Thor Odinson."

Everyone in the room including Party Thor turned to you and Frigga as Frigga was not happy.

Party Thor: " Mother? What are you doing here?"

Frigga: " Your friend here informed me of your activities in his world."

Party Thor: " Oh, I was going too far wasn't I?"

(Y/N): " Yeah, sorry big guy."

Frigga: "Thor Odinson, you are grounded for the next 30 thousand years. Clean up your mess before you leave."*to everyone*"That includes all of you."

(Y/N): " But there's one thing I don't get, who called The Seven about Thor's party? Shield called Captain Marvel to handle the situation like this back in your world. So who called The Seven?"

???(Will Harangue): "I did."

Everyone in the room then turns to Will Harangue.

Will: "The Seven are true patriots and you know it!"

Party Thor: "You mean you called those party crashers to crash my party?"

(Y/N): "Frigga, Homelander was gonna end the party by killing your only son and Will was responsible for it, what do you have to say?"

Frigga: *to Will* "You dare threaten my son! You're lucky my husband is in his Odin Sleep."

Will: "You and your allies clearly invaded Earth!"

Geoff: "Chill news dude, he just came here to party. Even my dude Brody likes the runaway London Eye."

Brody: "I puked my guts out, but it was worth it dude! Whoo!"

Will: " That doesn't-"

Frigga: "We'll clean up the messes that my son made right away, right Thor?"

Party Thor: " Of course, this is a clean up party."

Frigga: " Good."*to Will*"And if you ever say anything positive about them-"*points to seven*"-I will end your existence, understand?"

(Y/N): "Trust me, the All Mother Frigga is a lot worse than the All Father Odin."

Will: *gulps in fear* " Y-y-yes ma'am."

Later, after the clean up, we see Party Thor and his friends head back to their universe through the portal. Later, at home, we see you made a recipe for Zombie Scarlet Witch so that she will stop eating rats by making a smoothie. You then give it to Zombie Scarlet Witch.

(Y/N): "A smoothie made from roadkill, maggots, and spoiled meats. Just for you."

Zombie Scarlet Witch then drinks the smoothie and she likes it.

(Y/N): " Well I'm glad you like it."

The next day, see you in the halls as you see that Scarlett is working on something on her locker.

(Y/N): "Whatcha doing Scarlett?"

Scarlett: "Adding a new security measure to my locker. It has retinal scans, voice recognition, and fingerprint scanner."

(Y/N): " Why do you need that much security?"

Scarlett: "Never be too careful."

Scarlett then closes her locker as it locks itself up. You and Scarlett then see a news report about Party Thor's entry into your universe.

Reporter: *on tv*"It's been a day since the worldwide party led by Thor Odinson from another universe. Governments across the world have placed Omni-man in charge of leading a retaliation against the multiverse once the technology to enter another world is made possible."

(Y/N): " Oh you can't be serious."

Scarlett: "That would ruin diplomatic relations between worlds and break the fabric of existence. But such technology has been made by me and only me. I made it cause I was bored on Saturday."

(Y/N): *covers Scarlett's mouth*"Don't say that outloud."

Scarlett: *muffles* "Why not?"

(Y/N): "Diplomatic relations and breaking all of reality."

Scarlett: *muffles*"Right."*sees you take your hand off of her mouth*"Alright, once I get home. I will dismantle the device as soon as possible.

(Y/N): " Good, the last thing anyone wants is a multiverse level threat."

Scarlett: "Like those zombified superheroes."

(Y/N): "Yeah. Hey you and Max could be a good team on the side of evil. You would be the logical one of the two, helping him with stuff that you think would need fixing. Plus you two could make plans of world domination."

Scarlett: " Are you aware of how petty he is? There's no way I would work with him."

(Y/N): "True, but you can always get him to the right direction. You two are like PB&J, peanut butter is smooth, creamy, and sweet like you. And Jelly is fruity, sugary, and makes you go nuts if you eat a lot of it, that's Max. Both of them are awesome on their own, but mixed together you got an awesome sandwich."

Scarlett: " I see your food analogy and praise you with me and Max being water and oil, we do not mix."

(Y/N): "All I'm saying is, give him a chance. What do you have to lose?"

Scarlett: " My patience."

(Y/N): " Aside from that."

Scarlett: " Everything else, but I will give it a try and if it goes south I kick him out."

(Y/N): "Good to hear."

Later, we see Scarlett heading home as Omni-man lands in front of her.

Scarlett: "Can I help you?"

Omni-Man: "You have something that our world needs to combat the enemy."

Scarlett: " I don't know what you're talking about."*gets grabbed by Omni-Man by the collar**gulps in fear* "Nevermind!"

Later, at Scarlett's house, we see Scarlett activating the device and opening a portal to another world.

Scarlett: "If you do this, you might break reality."*sees Omni-Man go into the portal*"Why did I build this?"

Later, in Earth-65, we see Ghost Spider aka Gwen Stacy patrolling the city as a portal opens and Omni-Man comes out.

Gwen S.: "Um sir, what are you doing here? This is my turf."

In a few seconds, Omni-man then fly all across the planet and destroys everything in sight. Later, we see Gwen S get out from a pile of rubble as she was the only survivor of her world.

Gwen S: "Oh no..."

In Earth-1610, we see Miles Morales putting a sticker on the crown of the Statue of Liberty as Omni-Man comes into his reality and Miles sees him.

Miles: "Hey! What are you doing here man?"

Omni-Man then knocks down the Statue of Liberty and then destroys the rest of Earth-1610. We then see a montage of different realities getting destroyed ranging from Earth-14512, Outworld, Earth-90214, Captain Britain's universe, Party Thor's universe, Avengers Assassinated universe, and many more. Meanwhile, we see you arrive back home as you see that the Guardians of the Multiverse were wounded and hurt.

(Y/N): " What happened to you guys?"

T'Challa: "Omni-Man went to our worlds. I thought he was helping us, he was there just to slaughter our worlds."

You then turn to see Peggy crying.

(Y/N): "What did he do in your world?"

Peggy: "He...killed him....he killed my Steve Rogers. I was so happy that Steve and I were gonna spend our lives together in the modern day and he....he killed him!"

(Y/N): " I thought Scarlett dismantled her invention."

We later see you and others arrive at Scarlett's house and you see that Scarlett's device is active.

Party Thor: "Doesn't look dismantled to me."

???(Uatu): "Omni-man reached Scarlett before she would arrive at her home."

You and the guardians of the multiverse turn to Uatu.

(Y/N): " What? Oh man is Scarlett-"

Uatu: " No she wasn't killed, she is just hiding in the closet."

Scarlett then gets out of the closet and she sees the Guardians of the Multiverse.

Scarlett: "Incredible."*takes a look at Peggy*"Were you frozen in ice at the height of World War 2?"

Peggy: "I was in another dimension fighting a giant monster while time fast forward while I was gone."

Scarlett: *sees Zombie Scarlet Witch*"Fascinating, an undead human."*to you* And I'm sorry, I was going to dismantle the portal but Omni-man, he- "*tears up*"It's all my fault....Perhaps I was always a villain."

T'Challa: "People like you, blaming themselves for things they have no intention of doing the wrong thing, are always given a second chance."*to Peggy*"And Peggy, in my culture death does not mean the end. Steve is still with you, as long as you don't forget him."

Peggy: *sniffles and wipes tears* " Thanks T'Challa."

Scarlett: " So now what? Omni-man is on a rampage and there is no way to stop him, he's....omnipotent."

Uatu: "In many realities beings like Omni-Man can be defeated. Ultron achieved victory by obtaining the body of Vision but still fell to the Guardians of the Multiverse. Thanos, the mad titan turned undead who gained the power of the Infinity Stones has also fallen by the same team."

Scarlett: " But how do we defeat Omni-man?"

Uatu: "As the Watcher, I swore an oath not to interfere. And now I will break my oath."

Later, in Earth-96283, we see the Spider-Man of that universe on the ground missing a leg as he turns to Omni-Man.

Spider-Man: "Why? Why are you doing this!?"

Omni-Man: "Retaliation."

Omni-man then rips apart the Mary Jane of Earth-96283.

Spider-Man: "Mary Jane!"

???(Uatu): "That is enough Omni-man!"

Omni-man then turns to see it was you, Strange Supreme, Zombie Scarlet Witch, Hulk, and Uatu the Watcher.

Omni-Man: "I am protecting my world from threats beyond it!"

Uatu: "Just like how you 'protected' the Earth from the aliens that you slaughtered yourself?"

Omni-man: "I'm doing what's best for my world!"

Strange Supreme: "This is not saving, this is murder! It's madness!"

Omni-Man: "You know, Dr. Strange has a special someone. Perhaps I'll pay her a visit."

Omni-man then leaves Earth-96283.

Strange Supreme: *realizes what he means* " Oh no, quickly we must move!"

Later, in Earth-199999, we see Christine Palmer heading to the hospital as Omni-man lands in front of her. By the time you and the others arrive, Strange Supreme sees Christine Palmer in Omni-Man's hand.

Strange Supreme: "No, don't hurt her!"

Christine: "Strange, what's going on here?"

(Y/N): " Omni-man is gonna kill you!"

Christine: " What?!"

Uatu: "Do not make this worse for the multiverse Omni-Man. Please spare her."

Omni-Man: *let's go of Christine*"There."

Omni-man then blitzes and then destroys everything on Earth-199999 before you and the others have time to blink. Zombie Scarlet Witch then sees Omni-Man holding a badly damaged Vision as he then crushes his head and kills him and then karate chop Christine Palmer in half as Strange Supreme saw it happen.

Strange Supreme: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"*runs to Christine's body*"No, no, no."

Zombie Scarlet Witch looks at Vision's body and cries in tears. Uatu then uses his cosmic power to change into his armor and confront Omni-Man.

Uatu: "You don't have the power to match my will."

Uatu then charges at Omni-Man and then easily launches him to Asgard where he sees Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie fighting off Hela. By the time you and the others arrived on Asgard, it was in ruins and the bodies of asgardians and gladiators of Sakaar. Omni-Man then came charging at Uatu as they both battled each other and they were evenly matched. Strange Supreme then transforms into his monster form and fights off Omni-Man and both Hulk and Zombie Scarlet Witch then join the battle as well. Zombie Scarlet Witch attacked Omni-Man from behind and bit him on the arm, however due to his viltrumite biology the bite didn't pierce his skin. You then join the fight as you then use your speed to stop time as you then attack him. However Omni-Man then reacted to your speed and grabbed you by the neck and threw Zombie Scarlet Witch at Strange Supreme and Hulk as Uatu sees you in his hand. Omni-man then grabs one of your legs and rips it off of your body and then throws you to the ground so hard that all of your bones are broken and you are unable to move.

(Y/N): *in pain*"AAHHHH!!"

Uatu: "(Y/N)!"

Uatu was enraged as he then unleashed his full power against Omni-Man and fired a beam of energy at him as Zombie Scarlet Witch then levitated you in the air. She has lost Vision before and she's not gonna lose you. Out of anger, she unlocks her full power as the Scarlet Witch and turns to Omni-Man as she then telekinetically grabs Omni-Man and pulls him towards her. Omni-Man struggles to break free from her grip as she then proceeds to devour his flesh. Omni-man screamed in pain as Zombie Scarlet Witch continued to eat him, however unknown to them Mark Grayson aka Invincible watched in horror of his father getting devoured by Zombie Scarlet Witch. After a few hours, Zombie Scarlet Witch has reduced Omni-man to nothing but a skeleton as you then spot a ship coming in and a beam came down and what came out of the beam was Thanos with his infinity gauntlet with just the Power Stone in it. He sees that Asgard was in ruins and he sees you and the others.

Thanos: "All that destruction was caused by someone else."

You then see Mark fly down as he sees Thanos.

(Y/N): *in pain*"I'm sorry about your dad, Mark but he had to be stopped."

Mark: " I understand."

Thanos then walks forward and then sits on a piece of rubble as Proxima Midnight turns to him.

Proxima: "Should I look for the Space Stone in this rubble my lord?"

Thanos: "Hmm, going through the graveyard of a ruined city will disrespect the dead. Although, finding the Stone in the remains of this world has its merits. Send in the Black Order to recover the Space Stone."

Proxima: "What are you gonna do with them?"

Thanos: "Nothing. They've been through a lot already."

Proxima: " As you wish."

All the members of the Black Order then head to the ruins of Asgard as Thanos then sits with you.

Thanos: "None of you are not of this universe."

Uatu: "We were leaving."

Thanos: " Really?"

(Y/N): *in pain* " Yeah we were."

Thanos: "Well, I hope you have safe travels."

Later, we see you and the others return back to your universe and the guardians of the multiverse then see Zombie Scarlet Witch levitating you and take you to the nearest couch. Scarlett then sees the numerous injuries you have on your body and sees that you lost a leg.

(Y/N): " Dang it, that was my favorite leg."

Scarlett: " I can make you a prosthetic leg if you want."

(Y/N): "It won't be the same, and all of my bones are broken."

Scarlett: " But it would replace your missing appendage."

(Y/N): "Face it guys, my days of running are over. You can find a replacement Blur to take my place Uatu."

Scarlett: " Once again I could always give you a prosthetic leg or replicate another one."

(Y/N): " Like an actual leg?"

Scarlett: "Of course, however the process of making it will take 40 years. Taking decades to understand your biology and anatomy."

(Y/N): " Aw I don't have 40 years."

Scarlett: " Which is why I made one a couple of years ago in case this ever happened. However the rest of your body will have to heal over time, for now you must be in bed rest in a body cast."

(Y/N): " Dang it."

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