Chapter 2: Weapon 12
Here we see you waking up and you are in Leshawna's sleeping bag and your head was in between Leshawna's breasts. You tried getting out of her sleeping bag but due to Leshawna's proportions you are stuck.
(Y/N): *muffled noises*" I can't get out!"
Leshawna: *wakes up* "Mm, wha?"
(Y/N): *muffled*"This sleeping bag is too small for the both of us and I need fresh air!"
Just then we see Courtney come in.
Courtney: "Hey what's going-"*sees the situation*"Gah! Leshawna, wake up! (Y/N)'s turning blue!"
Leshawna: "I can't reach the zipper! My arms are stuck!"
Courtney then goes to the bag and unzips the back as you and Leshawna fall out of it.
(Y/N): *inhales and exhales*"I saw my life flash before my eyes! And boy I have issues."
Jasmine: *comes in*"Is everything alright?"
Courtney: "(Y/N) nearly suffocated in Leshawna's triple Ds."
(Y/N): " It's true, all I could see was large mounds of flesh around my head."
Leshawna: "I ain't fat, I'm big boned."
(Y/N): " I wasn't not saying that all, you're fine the way you are, even if I was almost suffocated in your pillows."
Leshawna: "Well at least you would gone out happy between my triple D's"
Jasmine: " Or if you slept with me, I'm a hugger."
(Y/N): *hears a beep from your phone*"Oh jeez, gotta go!"
Courtney: " Go where?"
(Y/N): "My shift at Burrito Bucket! It's the weekend."
You then ran out of the room as the girls turned to each other.
Leshawna: "He's working at a restaurant that doesn't have enough dough to buy actual meat?"
Jasmine: " What do you mean?"
Leshawna: " Don't you know, BB's don't have real meat, it's fake."
Jasmine: "Wait really?"
Leshawna: "Yep, Jessica worked there and she was so close to losing it until her boss said that the meat ain't meat."
Jasmine: " She actually thought it was real meat?"
Leshawna: " Yep, she was about to go from pacifist to full on beast babe on that string bean manager."
Courtney: "Yikes."
Jasmine: "Well I should try that place out."
Leshawna: "Did a cupid shoot you in the butt? Cause all I hear is a girl with love on the brain."
Jasmine: " Wha- ah, N-no of-of course not I'm with Shawn."
Courtney: "Uh huh, and when was the last time Shawn took you on a date?"
Jasmine: "Well ever since the zombie incident with Chris, it's been months since our first date. He's still in his bunker and he sent out a drone just to go to school cause he said: "I'm only doing this for the survival of the human race.""
Courtney: " And you didn't go with him?"
Jasmine: " No, he also said: " I want you to be safe out there because having some people is a double edged sword because even though you got extra help, it will increase your chances of becoming a zombie."
Leshawna: "Wait he dumped you?"
Jasmine: "What? No, no, he didn't dump me, did he?"
Courtney: " Jazz think about it, why did he do that?"
Jasmine: "Even though the zombie crisis is over, Shawn wouldn't dump me."
Leshawna: " Girl he literally left you for dead, I think that's zombie apocalypse prepper for: I'm breaking up with you. If he did that to me, I will show him what's even worse than a corpse munching on your noggin."
Jasmine: *realizes* " Oh my gosh, he dumped me!"
We then see Jasmine sit down making the room shake as she is now weeping.
Courtney: " I don't know if this is important, but did not Babs mention anything about (Y/N) working at Burrito Bucket?"
Leshawna: "Trust me, that girl carries around burritos everywhere she goes, I'm sure she would said something about-"*realizes*" Oh he did not just lie to us!"
Later, we see both Sanders and Macather as meter maids and they are placing parking tickets on cars.
MacArther: "Can't believe we're stuck as meter maids."
Sanders: "Hey it was my idea to start small and work our way up."
Macarther: " We're trained cops, I believe this job is too little for us."
Sanders: "You do realize that not paying your parking ticket is a gateway crime?"
Macarther: "You're right, that's why you're the brains when it's just the two of us."
Sanders was about to place a ticket on a car as we see Doris who is now Giganta lands on the car and crushes it with her weight and then jumps away roaring in anger.
Macarther: "So glad that wasn't our car. Also, after her!"
We then see both Sanders and Macarther get in their police car and sound off the siren and they chase after Giganta. When they arrive at where Giganta was and they see her all duct taped to a wall.
MacArther: " Aw man! Someone beat us to it!"
Sanders: "But who?"
???: "That would be me."
Both Macarther and Sanders turn to see you in your hero outfit and you then blitz them and then take their ticket dispenser and then in a few seconds go all across Metropolis and place 500 parking tickets all over town and then give them back their dispenser.
(Y/N): "Now you two can take the giant monster to jail and have enough time to get donuts."
Sanders: " Wait, you did our meter maid jobs for us?"
(Y/N): "Yep, all 500 of them."
MacArther: " Hey we could have done all of those ourselves you vigilante!"
(Y/N): "Gotta run, bye!"
You then run off as Macather quickly pulls out a speedometer and measures your speed only for the device to overload and explode into pieces.
Sanders: "He broke so many speed limits."
MacArther: "And laws!"
Later on, we see you going into another universe and you look around and it's a whole different universe. You know this world and its history and you are currently on a ship in a room where you see people unconscious and you head to the top deck and see members of Night Raid and the 3 Beasts battling each other while frozen in time from your point of view. You then put on your headphones and turn on some music.
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We then see you dancing to the tune of the music and you then run to the 3 Beasts and you take Daidara's axes and put them to the side and then make one of his hands into a fist and then make him punch himself. You then take Liver's teigu and then put a finger on his face to give him an immense amount of force on him. You then take the flute away from Nyau and then take all of their teigus to the Night Raid hideout and then head back to the ship. You then go all over the ship and take them all back to the city. We then see you break into the vault where the Empire keeps all of their teigus and you steal all of them and take them all to the Rebellion. We then see you moonwalk and you turn to see Mine and Sheele fighting off Seryu and you grab both Mine and Sheele and take them back to their hideout. When time moves normally again, both Seryu and her teigu are confused about what happened to Mine and Sheele.
Seryu: "What!? Where are they!?!"
Later, we see you with Mine and Sheele as they were confused about what just happened.
(Y/N): "You're welcome."
Mine: "What the!? How did you get here!?"
(Y/N): "I ran here."
Sheele: " You ran here? What kind of teigu gave you speed?"
You then run to get a sandwich and you eat it.
(Y/N): "It's not really a trinket like a pair of scissors or a gun, but rather I was born with it."
???(Najenda): "Blur, it's good to see you again."
You then turn to Najenda who entered the room with Akame with her.
Akame: "This Blur you speak of, what kind of teigu gives him teleportation."
Najenda: "He's not teleporting he's just fast, he doesn't have a teigu he was born with this power."
(Y/N): "She's right, also I stole all of the Empire's loose teigus from their vault, saved everyone from a massacre on a boat by the 3 Beasts, and have enough time to save both Mine and Sheele."
Najenda: " Hm, impressive, well I hope you will fight alongside us."
(Y/N): "Well first I'll need some money from here."*pulls out a poster*"And this fighting tournament will do the trick. I picked up the poster on the way here."
Mine: " Are you sure about that?"
(Y/N): " Yeah, why?"
Mine: " Oh nothing."
(Y/N): "Okay, wish me luck."
You then ran out of the room as you then ran past Leone as her hair was standing on end due to the wind from your speed.
Leone: " What was that?"
Meanwhile, back in your world, we see Courtney comforting Jasmine as we see Leshawna trying to call you on the phone.
Leshawna: " When I find that boy I'll give him a punishment of a lifetime!" *still got voicemail*"Dang it! Still voicemail!"
Jasmine: *while crying*"I've been dumped!"*hugs Courtney tightly*
Courtney: *gasping for air*"Get it together!"
Heather: "And I thought I had boy troubles, but this....this is actually kind of sad."
Izzy: "Wow Heather, I didn't know you can do empathy."
Heather: "Hey I can do empathy when I want to jeez."
Babs: *takes Leshawna's phone*"Here let me find him."
Babs then places Leshawna's phone into her laptop and then uses all of Earth's satellites to try to locate you worldwide and yet she can't find you.
Babs: "Weird, I put this onto the interstellar range and I can't find him. It's like he's not in our observable universe."
Courtney: " Oh come on, that's not possible."
Back to you, it's the final round of the tournament and we see you in the arena as Esdeath and Run were watching the battle between you and your opponent from afar.
Run: "Is he teleporting in every battle he's in?"
Esdeath: "There's a difference between speed and teleportation. Teleportation is when you go from one place to another when you're not moving and speed is when you are moving. He is clearly using speed."
Run: " Really?"
Esdeath: "Watch closely."
We see you about to fight your opponent and you see the referee who is Wave starts the match.
Wave: "Begin!"
(Y/N): "Set a record pal."
You then run circles around your opponent and then then punch him enough times to knock him out and you stop running.
Wave: " And the Blur wins!"
(Y/N): *while smiling*"And I barely broke a sweat. Welp better get the money."
As the crowd cheered, Esdeath then suddenly found the one she loves the most, which is you.
Esdeath:*in her head* " It's him."
We then see Esdeath walk down from her seat as you then see her walk up to you.
(Y/N): "Oh hey there, you're here to give me the money?"*sees Esdeath put a collar around your neck*"What are you doing?"
Esdeath: " You are mine now."
(Y/N): "Wait what?"
We then see Esdeath pull on your chain as she then takes you back to her palace while you are struggling to break free.
(Y/N): "Just need to-"
Esdeath then strikes you on the neck and knocks you out. Later, we see you wake up in Esdeath's quarters and your legs are restrained and are paralyzed due to chemicals in your body..
(Y/N): " Wha- what the?"
Esdeath: *offscreen*"Oh good you're awake."
You then turn to see Esdeath wearing just a towel around her.
(Y/N): " What did you do to me?"
Esdeath: "I put restraints on you and injected chemicals into your system so you can't move your legs."
(Y/N): "So you just knocked me out and dragged me here so you just want me all to yourself?"
Esdeath: "Of course I did."
(Y/N): "Great, I've been kidnapped by a blue haired psychopath with ice powers and a way with torturing devices. I might end up as your boy toy like that guy from the frozen north."
Esdeath: " Oh him, I just keep him around whenever I'm bored. You are not a boy toy, you are my future husband."
(Y/N): " But I'm in highschool."
Esdeath: "Well that would give us enough time to get to know each other."
Meanwhile with the girls in your dimension, we see Babs trying to look for you but to no avail.
Babs: " I can't reach him, I'm using an interstellar satellite and he's still not in the observable universe."
Diana: "Impossible!"
Leshawna: "That kid looks like he can afford an uber driver, not a spaceman."
Kara: " Zee can you use your-"*whispers*"-Magic to track him?"
Zee: "Alright."*uses a tracking spell*"Nope nothing at all."
Then a portal opened and both you and Esdeath came out of it.
(Y/N): "Welp, that war ended very quickly."
Leshawna: " And who are you?"
You and Esdeath then see the girls.
Esdeath: " Who are these girls?"
(Y/N): " Oh they're just friends."*gets a beep from your phone*"Reverse Flash is wrecking space and time in Egypt."*to Esdeath*"Why don't you take this time to get to know them, bye."
You then run out of the room as Esdeath turns to the girls.
Esdeath: " Well let's get to know each other."
Meanwhile, we see you at the top of the Sphinx and you don't see Reverse Flash anywhere.
(Y/N): "That's odd, where is he?"
Then a dart hits you in the back of the neck as you feel like nanites going into your body.
(Y/N): " Gah! What the-?!"
Then a net is thrown over you as soldiers then handcuff you and restrain you.
Soldier 1: "Commander Stryker, we got him."
You then see a man walking towards you and his name was William Stryker.
Stryker: "I guess the US will get their Weapon 12 after all."
Then ice formed around the soldiers as Stryker then turned to see Esdeath enraged in anger.
Stryker: "W-what the-!?"
Esdeath: *in a icy tone* " Who dares to hurt my Blur!?"
Esdeath then launches a spike made out of ice and then throws it at Stryker as he dodges it in time and you were impaled through the heart by accident and it killed you.
Esdeath: "NO!"
???: "Don't get your frost in a twist Frosty the Snow Woman."
Esdeath then turns around and she sees you alive and well.
(Y/N): "Hey."
Esdeath: " Blur!"
We then see Esdeath hug you as you both fall onto the ground.
Esdeath: " How is this possible, I thought I killed you."
(Y/N): "You only killed the past me from a year ago, which would've erased the present me from today. But I didn't because I am a living paradox."
Esdeath then sees portals opening and then a whole army of yous from different times.
(Y/N) 1: "Hey."
(Y/N) 2: Hi."
(Y/N) 3: "How's it going?"
Esdeath: " They're clones of you?"
(Y/N) OG: "They're not clones, these are Blurs from different points in time in nanoseconds. We kind of have this phone tree thing where everyone is in it."*Points to a you*"This is Blur if I stay in bed."*the you smiles*"and this is a Blur from a point where there's no love."
(Y/N) NL: *sadly sighs* "I'm sad."
(Y/N): OG: " We always have each other's backs."*to the yous*"Hey thanks again guys."*pulls out bags of Marshmallows*"Marshmallows for everyone."
(Y/N) 1: *catches a bag* "Thanks."
(Y/N) 2: *gets a bag* " Awesome."
(Y/N: 3: *catches a bag*" Hey thanks man."
(Y/N) 4: *catches a bag* " You're the best."
(Y/N): 5: *catches a bag* " No, you're the best."
Esdeath then sees Stryker in duct tape.
Esdeath: *to Stryker*"You hurt my blur, I'll make your death ice cold." *Makes a giant ice javelin*
Stryker: "N-n-n-no please have mercy!"
Esdeath: *cold tone* " I don't do mercy."
Then one of the yous then takes Stryker to a prison as Esdeath saw Stryker disappear.
Esdeath: "What the? Aw I was gonna kill him."
(Y/N) OG: " I know, but not even him deserves to die. And if you are gonna be my wife, that means no killing but you can just hurt them really bad but not too bad."
Esdeath: " Hmm, can I sleep with you?"
(Y/N) OG: " Uh sure. I'm very nomadic, I don't stay in place for very long."
One of the yous then taps you on the shoulder and he then points to a black speedster.
(Y/N) OG: "Uh oh. Black Flash."
Esdeath: " Honey! Please keep off the racism."
(Y/N) OG: "He's white under the suit, also that's his name. He's the grim reaper for people with super speed like me."
Esdeath: " So is he a skeleton?"
(Y/N) OG: "He tracks people down with the speedforce, like a bloodhound. No time for me to explain anymore. See ya!"
Esdeath then grabs you as you then make a run for it as the other yous then head back into their own times. The Black Flash then chases after you.
Esdeath: " You almost left me behind!"
(Y/N): "Sorry!"
You then take Esdeath back to Metropolis and leave her at Sweet Justice.
(Y/N): "Have whatever you want!" *gives Esdeath money* " And here's some money, don't spend it all byeee!"
You then run away as the Black Flash chases after you once more. Both you and Black Flash then run against each other. You then begin to taunt the Black Flash with your casual speed without the Speedforce.
(Y/N): " Wow you are slow as molasses Black Flash, and you call yourself the grim reaper of Speedsters."
Black Flash: *growls in anger*
You then blitz Black Flash and punch him in the face multiple times. The Black Flash then punches you and then phases it's arm into your chest and was about to pull it out as it was stopped by someone. You then see Black Flash look at a figure who looks like the grim reaper, her name was Lady Death.
Lady Death: "Down boy, down. It's not his time yet."
Black Death: *growls*
Lady Death: " Unlike you, I'm patient."
Black Flash then runs away as you then get up and turn to Lady Death.
(Y/N): "Since when did he become your guard dog?"
Lady Death: " Ever since Barry has gotten his powers. He's been on a rampage but don't worry I have a leash on him."
(Y/N): " And what if that leash snaps? Then what?"
Lady Death: "Well a boy named Wally West did manage to out run him, so run as fast as you can."*appears behind you*"Besides, anything they can do, you can do better Blur."
(Y/N): " Thanks, so how are things with you and Thanos or Deadpool or Jedah?"
Lady Death: " Hm, not really good, they just don't appeal to me like before, even Jedah has lost his appeal."*looks at you*"Hm, you on the other hand, you interest me."*sighs*"Though you are still alive, a girl can wait."
(Y/N): " Don't worry, you can always come visit."
Lady Death: " Thank you, you are a kind young man."
(Y/N): " Thanks."
Later on, we see you enter Sweet Justice in your normal clothes and you see Esdeath eating some ice cream.
(Y/N): " Hey what are you doing here, all alone?"
Esdeath: *sees you* " Oh the Blur is being chased by death."
(Y/N): "Oh really? Wow, I sure missed that."
Esdeath: " Don't worry, it's fine, but where's Blur?"
(Y/N): *whispers to Esdeath*" You're looking at him, he's just out of uniform."
Esdeath: " What? You mean your-"
(Y/N): " Yep I am. And you must not tell anyone."
Esdeath: "I promise."
Later at school, we see you and Esdeath in the hallways as we see Esdeath's resume as a teacher.
(Y/N): "Since you're too old to be a student in the school, you can be a teacher here."
Esdeath: "Sounds good to me, oh I can be your teacher."
Babs: "(Y/N)!"
You and Esdeath then see Babs and the girls.
Jessica: " Where were you, we were worried about you."
Leshawna: "While you were out doing who knows what, we've been comforting the biggest crybaby in the world."
Courtney: "I have to go to the chiropractor, twice!"
Esdeath: " What are you talking about?"
(Y/N): "Oh it was a family emergency, my grandmother passed away and I have to leave right away."
Leshawna: "Your granny kicked the bucket? Man, I am so sorry to hear that. Now I feel stupid about it."
Kara: " Yeah sorry about your loss dude."
(Y/N): "Yep, I'll miss her famous chocolate sugar cookies."
Esdeath: " What? But-"
(Y/N): " Oh Ms. Esdeath is gonna be our new History teacher. Right Ms. Esdeath?"
Esdeath: *gets what you mean and plays along*"Oh that's right. I'll be your new history teacher and Mr. Speed, I am sorry for your loss."
(Y/N): " Thanks."
Babs: " Hmm....."
(Y/N): "Well better head to history class later girls."
We then see you and Esdeath go to class leaving the hero girls and the TD girls.
Babs: " I don't buy it."
Zee: "Buy what?"
Babs: " Don't you see, (Y/N) was lying to us."
Leshawna: "What?! Girl, his granny went up to meet her maker. How can you say that?"
Courtney: " Yeah not cool."
Babs: " Think about it, has (Y/N) once ever mentioned he has a grandma?"
Courtney: " Hm, you know that you mention it he never did talk about his grandma, his mom, dad or any family member."
Kara: "Dude, they might be embarrassing to talk about. Like my foster parents being too nice to me, they're smiley hug freaks."
Heather: "Same here, my parents evicted me out of the house the moment I got onto Total Drama Island."*pulls out her phone*"I got footage to prove it."
Babs: " Either way, (Y/N) is definitely hiding something we don't know, and I'm gonna find out what it is."
Later, in History class, we see Babs looking at you and you are working on your own paper as we see Esdeath throw a pencil at Babs' desk.
Esdeath: "Eyes on your own paper young lady."
Babs: " Oh uh, sorry."
Esdeath then sees a jock chewing gum and she grabs him by the collar of his shirt and gives him a death stare.
Esdeath: *in a dark tone*"No chewing gum."
Jock: *scared*"Sorry."
Later at lunch, we see you eating a sandwich as Babs was watching you.
Babs: " Hmm...."
Jessica: "Babs, I think it's time to let it go."
Babs: " I can't just let it go, once there's a mystery I must solve it. I'm a detective!"
Kara: " Dude there is nothing odd about (Y/N), other than the fact that the new history teacher is super scary, and she's only nice to him."
Babs: " See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! There's something off about-"
Before Babs can finish her thought, Esdeath places a hand on her shoulder as Babs got a sudden chill of fear up her spine and she slowly turns to Esdeath.
Esdeath: "Detention, my room Ms. Gordan, now."
Babs: " What? But I didn't do anything."
Esdeath: "You were gonna invade someone's privacy. Specifically my (Y/N)."
Kara: " Your (Y/N)?"
Esdeath: " He's my star student."
Later, we see Babs writing on the chalkboard in cursive 9000 times the phrase: I will not invade (Y/N)'s space. After that, we see Babs going home until Barry shows up.
Barry: " Hey Babs, what's with the long face?"
Babs: " I just got done writing 9000 times: I won't invade (Y/N)'s privacy."
Barry: "(Y/N)? Oh I know him, he's the star student of history class."
Babs: "I think the hand cramps agree, but there's something off about him."
Barry: " Off how?"
Babs: " He lied about his grandma passing away, he never mentioned he had a grandma."
Barry: "I'm sure he doesn't want to bring up things about his family."
Babs: " That's the thing, he never mentioned anything about his family."
Barry: " Hm, you know now that you mention it, it is a bit unusual, plus I do feel some weird energy coming off of him, kinda like my powers but more stronger."
Babs: "How strong?"
???: "Hey guys."
Both Barry and Babs then turn to see you holding an urn filled with ashes.
(Y/N): "My grandmother wanted me to scatter her ashes on the football field. That's where she became a cheerleader."
Barry: " Wait a sec I thought she wanted to be a baker?"
(Y/N): " Cheerleading trains her body, hand to eye coordination is important for baking."
Babs: " Hm, yeah...."
(Y/N): "Sorry about Ms. Esdeath, she's uh strict but she's sweet once you know her."
Babs: *in her head* " Yeah sweet on just you."
(Y/N): " Well see ya, I'm going to the football field."
We later see the hero girls in the lair as the girls saw Babs' chart on you.
Kara: " Babs, let it go."
Babs: "I'm not gonna let it go, (Y/N) is weaving a web of lies I just know it!"
Jessica: "Remember what happened last time try to uncover a web of lies, we all got detention for 3 months."
Kara: "Yeah just let it go."
Babs: " I'm not gonna let it go, (Y/N) is hiding something I know it."
Diana: " Barbra, please for the name of Athena let it be, his elder past on to the great beyond."
Karen: "Yeah, just let it go."
Babs: " This is one case I'm not gonna let go, think about it has (Y/N) ever once mentioned he had a grandma like ever?"
Kara: "Dude, everyone doesn't talk about their family members. Like how I don't talk about Martha and Johnathan."
Babs: " Yeah but why is he bringing this up now, he's lying and I know it!"
We then see Kara hit Babs' head and knock her out.
Zee: " Kara!"
Kara: "There is no way I'm going to detention for another 3 months."
The next day it was the weekend as we see you and Esdeath in bed watching the news.
Esdeath: *sees your worried look*"Is something troubling you hun?"
(Y/N): "The reason why I lie to the girls like that is because I'm trying to be a hero that is also an urban legend. I'm just worried about Babs revealing my secret identity."
Just then you get an emergency on your phone as it was in an empty factory in Gotham.
(Y/N): "Be right back."
Meanwhile in the empty factory, we see Babs with the lasso of truth waiting for you as you then show up.
(Y/N): "The emergency was right here but where?"
Babs then throws the lasso at you as time stops and you look at her.
(Y/N): "Oh false alarm. Welp, bye."
You then run away as time moves normally again as Babs misses you completely.
Babs: "Crud! Missed!"
Later, we see you duct taping some bank robbers and then run back to Esdeath and back in your normal outfit.
(Y/N): "False alarm."
Esdeath: " What happened?"
(Y/N): "Babs was trying to use the lasso of truth on me, but she was too slow."
Esdeath: " You know she's not gonna stop until she finds out right? I think you have to tell them."
(Y/N): "Or I can persuade her with my hypnotic-"
Esdeath: " She'll just break the trance, (Y/N), she is not gonna stop."
(Y/N): "Trust me I handled people like her like a thousand times in 50 different universes."
We then cut to a montage of Babs not giving up no matter what you do to her. After a montage we see you at home, actually tired just a little.
Esdeath: " Like a thousand times huh?"
(Y/N): *pants*"The last time I was tired was when I challenged a zombified Flash to a foot race but she never gives up."
Esdeath: " I'm telling you, if you tell them they'll understand, I know they're heroes too, I sensed magic coming from Zee and power from the others, there are tasks that you can't handle alone, no matter how fast you are."
(Y/N): "I can just bring-"
Esdeath: " (Y/N) Speed, as your future wife just tell them no tricks, no using your powers, just tell them the truth and if you lie again."*cold tone* I will punish you."
(Y/N): *gulps in fear* "Fine. But the Watcher told me to keep my existence in the form of an urban legend. Like alligators in the sewers of New York."
Meanwhile in the sewers of Manhattan we see a certain giant Alligator with four renaissance turtles as he sneezes.
Mikey: " Leatherhead you okay?"
Leatherhead: " I'm fine my friend, I feel like someone spoke of me."
Raph: " You sure it wasn't just allergies?"
Leatherhead: " I am not certain."
Meanwhile we see the hero girls at the football field where you told them to meet you.
Babs: "Alright, (Y/N) told us to meet us here."
While in frozen time, we see two variants of you in your normal clothes and you in your hero outfit and you both look at the girls.
(Y/N) OG: "Well you know the plan?"
(Y/N) 1: "Sure do."
You then head to the bleachers behind the hero girls as the other you then runs to a tree. When time goes back to normal we see you walk to them from behind.
(Y/N): "Hey."
Jessica: "Hey (Y/N)."
???: "Hey girls."
The hero girls then turn to see the other you in our hero outfit.
(Y/N) 1: "Name's Blur and I'm-"
Babs: " His other self from another dimension."
This shocked both yous.
(Y/N) 1: "Uh no that's-"
Babs: " Don't try to weasel out of this, I know that both of you are blurs." *Points to the original you*"That's (Y/N) in our world and-"*points to you 1*"-And that's (Y/N) from another world that came to our world."
Kara: " Ugh, seriously Babs let it-"
(Y/N): " ....No she's right."
???(Strange Supreme): " How surprising, a human caught on to your lie quickly."
You and the girls then see both Strange Supreme and Uatu the Watcher.
Uatu: *to Babs* "Barbara Gordon, the hero the was inspired by Batman, it is impressive how you uncovered Blur's identity as well as his dimensional counterpart of himself."
Kara: "Wait so she's right?!"
Strange Supreme: " Yes she is."
Babs: " Aha! See I was right!"
Jessica: "O....kay, wow, sorry we doubted you Babs."
Uatu: "It is imperative that you cannot hold onto this knowledge."
Kara: "Yeah, she would not stop when she caught onto (Y/N)'s lies."
Uatu: "For the sake of your universe and many others, you must forget this."
Babs: " What? Why?"
Strange Supreme: "I broke my oath of keeping my reality safe instead of threatening it and now I lost my world and the person I love the most."
Babs: " But we can help (Y/N) we are heroes too."
Uatu: "I swore my oath as he swore his. The more you interfere with the natural order of the multiverse, the more destruction there is."
Kara: " So in other words you're just sidelining us, because you're bigshots and we're not."
Uatu: "No, you are all heroes in your own right. I have seen the destruction of many worlds. In one world a man of science took his revenge on Earth's mightiest heroes and slain nearly all of them, in another an outbreak that made the heroism of the heroes of Earth seal the fate of humanity and their galaxy, and another destroyed by one man's dream that turned into humanity's nightmare."
Babs: *to you* " So that's why you lied to us? You do those things solo?"
(Y/N): "It's not as hard as it looks but lying to you? It's like getting Jessica to eat meat and her passive ways."
Jessica: "Hey!"
(Y/N): " Which I completely respect."
Jessica: " Thank you."
Uatu: "By the time we leave, you all have already forgotten."
Babs: " Wait wait, hang on."
Strange Supreme: "What is it now?"
Babs: " Look we may not be able to help Blur but can we at least keep some of our memories, we won't tell anyone about it we promise."
Uatu: " Hm, very well."
When both Strange Supreme and Uatu leave, the hero girls have already forgotten, except for Babs, as you and your dimensional counterpart are in the bushes. When your dimensional counterpart left the girls try to remember what happened but they can't.
Diana: "What just happened?
Karen: "I don't know."
Kara: "Welp let's get some pizza."
Hero girls: "Okay."
When the hero girls leave you then see a portal open and you see a metallic being that has all the Infinity Stones and an army of robots. You then quickly put on your hero outfit.
(Y/N): "Ultron, I see you got your new body. And jewelry to go with it."
Ultron Vision: "That is not the first time I heard that banter."
You then use your speed to outpace Ultron and then throw him into Earth-2149. When you entered Earth-2149, all the super zombies took notice of you and Ultron. You and Ultron Vision then battle each other while at the same time fight off the zombies around you two.
(Y/N): *while fighting* "Of all the places, why 2149?"
Ultron Vision: *while fighting*"How should I know, silencing this universe is already pointless to me!"
You then grab colonel America's shield, Hawkeye's bow, Black Widow's gauntlets, Tony's iron man gauntlet and more and use them to fight off Ultron Vision. When you tackle the robot you two ended up in Earth-90214 the Noir universe.
(Y/N): *sees that he's noir* "Ah! My color! I hate black and white shows."
You then use Cap's shield to throw it at Ultron and then use Hawkeye's trick arrows to stun him. You then use Spider-Man's web shooters to hold him down with webbing. When you kick him in the face, you and Ultron Vision end up in Earth-928, home of Spider-Man 2099.
Ultron Vision: "Enough!"
Ultron Vision then uses a combination of the Power Stone and Time Stone to fire beams of energy at you as you then place a hand on the Time Stone and absorb the time from it to gain more speed.
(Y/N): " Thanks for the power boost tinman."
You then use an infinite mass punch on Ultron Vision and launch him into another reality, his home universe. Which was the ruins of Earth and when Ultron Vision got up he saw several people from all over the multiverse including Uatu.
(Y/N): "While we were fighting I brought some friends from the multiverse. I would like you to meet Captain Britain, Star Lord T'Challa, King Killmonger, Zombie Hunter Spider-Man, Strange Supreme, Party Thor, and Gamora slayer of Thanos. And I believe you already met your Black Widow and her."
Ultron Vision: "Who's she?"
(Y/N): "She's right behind you."
Ultron Vision then turns around and he sees a zombified Scarlet Witch.
(Y/N): "Girlfriend of her late Vision. Infinity Ultron, meet Zombie Scarlet Witch."*runs off and comes back*"Hey Nat, your dad wants you to have this."
You then throw the shield of the Red Guardian to Post Apocalypse Black Widow.
Natasha: "Thanks."
(Y/N): "Guardians of the Multiverse! Assemble!"
You and the others then attack Ultron Vision all at once with both Peggy and Natasha throwing their shields at him as Party Thor throws his hammer at Ultron Vision. Zombie Hunter Spider-Man then uses his cloak of levitation to blind Ultron Vision as Strange Supreme did the same as well as cast protection spells on everyone. Ultron Vision then releases bursts of energy at Uatu as he then blocks the attack with a shield.
Uatu: " Do not give him a chance to think!"
Strange Supreme then makes multiple portals as you then go into them and you attack Ultron Vision from all sides. We then see Peggy and Natasha throw their shields at Ultron Vision as King Killmonger then slashes the Ultron Vision as Gamora and T'Challa then attack him with sword and blasters. You then bring in an army of yous from every nanosecond during the battle and they all attack Ultron Vision all at once. By the time Ultron Vision got back up he sees that all of the Infinity Stones were all gone.
Ultron Vision: "You stole my infinity stones?!"
(Y/N): *while holding the stones*"Like you need them."
T'Challa: "Like Yondu always says: never doubt sticky fingers."
Zombie Scarlet Witch then holds Ultron Vision down with her powers as Natasha grabs a bow and a trick arrow that has a virus in it.
Natasha: "This one is for Clint."
Natasha then fires the arrow into Ultron Vision's eye and the virus then uploads itself into Ultron Vision.
Armin Zola: *in Ultron Vision's head*"Ah much better, quite better than expected."
Ultron Vision: "What, who's there?"
Armin Zola: *in Ultron Vision*" You should know, it is Armin Zola."
Ultron Vision: "What is your objective?"
Armin Zola: *in Ultron Vision*"Once upon a time my objective was to bring forth the domination of Hydra, but you took that away. You may say my objective is to destroy you."
Armin Zola then destroys the AI of Ultron Vision as he then falls to the ground. You then grab the body and then use your speed to take it to the end of time and throw it at Alioth as he then devours it. You then run back to the exact moment you left and you turn to everyone.
(Y/N): "Crisis now averted."
ZH Spider-Man: "Uh Blur."
You turn to see Zombie Scarlet Witch approaching you.
(Y/N): "Easy there, you don't eat-"
Everyone then gasped as the camera then cut to see you being hugged by Zombie Scarlet Witch.
(Y/N): "Teammates...guys what is happening? This is weird."
ZH Spider-Man: "I don't know, she's not eating you."
Party Thor: "Perhaps your smell ruined her appetite?"
Natasha: " Maybe she's on a diet?"
King Killmonger: "I think she's looking for a rebound."
Z. Scarlet Witch: *groans while hugging you*
King Killmonger: "Yep definitely rebound."
(Y/N): *hugs back* " So, what now? I can't take her back to my world, I already took care of the zombie problem before it happened. She might start biting people and cause another zombie apocalypse on my turf."
Party Thor: " He has you there Killmonger."
(Y/N): "I'm sorry Wanda, but I can't take you back to my world. But I can take you back to your world."
ZH Spider-Man: "Yeah about that, Wakanda got infested with zombies before my T'Challa and Scott cured everyone with the Mind Stone frequency and now my universe is infested with zombies. Can I move in with you?"
(Y/N): " Sure, but I'm not sure about taking Wanda with us."
ZH Spider-Man: "She can stay with us."
(Y/N): "She almost killed you!"
ZH Spider-Man: " Well she's not hostile now, just try it."
(Y/N): "I'm sorry but an entire cast of contestants of a reality show got traumatized because of a zombie attack. I don't think they can handle seeing her."
Natasha: "I also want to move out of this dump, there's nothing for me here."
(Y/N): " Seriously?"
Natasha: "I'm literally the last person alive in this universe."
(Y/N): " Fair enough, but I'm still not bringing Wanda."
Z. Scarlet Witch: *whimpers in sadness*
ZH Spider-Man: " Oh nice one, you made her sad."
Party Thor: " Not cool."
(Y/N): " Why am I the bad guy here? She and other zombies, i.e. avengers , destroyed society.
Peggy: "I believe you need to overlook that, all she wants is to be loved."
(Y/N): "Really, the last time she was given love T'Challa lost a leg because her late boyfriend Vision fed her his leg."
ZH Spider-Man: " Wow it's no wonder you don't have a girlfriend."
(Y/N): "Hey I remain as an urban legend, that's my oath. I move in, take care of the situation and then move out, leaving no trace behind."
ZH Spider-Man: "Well maybe if you didn't have that oath you would actually be fun."
(Y/N): "Well you don't see Uatu breaking his oath anytime he wants."
Uatu: " It's true."
T'Challa: " Still though, you must learn to find balance."
(Y/N): "Fine, I'll bring her back with us."
Next: Chapter 3: A New Day and New Roomies
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