PART 2 OF JURASSIC WORLD happy Halloween
I don't own Jurassic world. or Pokémon or anything I mention in this. I will let you know what I own. back to the story.
(This chapter was also edited at some point in the past. But the next chapters will be extremely bad, if you end up torturing yourself by reading any further (why?) you'll see what these previous Jurassic world chapters used to be like.)
time skip to when they are through the forest Jessica: WHERES THE CHILI?!!?!!?
Blue: : hold on smell the air
Jessica: "sniffs the air" I SMELL CHILI IM OFF TO GET SOME CHILI BYEEEE
Blue: don't get caught
Jessica: SHUT UP ON MAH WAYY IM ON MA WAY AWEMBA WAY IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
Blue: lions are not in the jungle though
Jessica: I DONT CARE ( TELOPORTS AWAY )
demon: finally one of you idiots teleports
Blue: shut up and why are you here?
demon: well if you did not notice since your so stupid I am telling the story in a way plus I need you to stop breaking the fourth wall it's annoying before blue could say something she was cut of by demon and also here's your stop she said teleporting to where Jessica was
Jessica: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME I WILL SHOW YOU A TURKEY YOU LITTLE BRAT GIVE ME THAT CHILI
Demon: JESSICA STOP IT AND YOU KID STOP BEING A BRAT IF ANYONE A TURKEY ITS YOU! little kid lets just call him little brat: NO SHES A BIG FAT TURKEY
Jessica: WHY YOU LITTLE she said burning him to ashes
narrator: hello people I narrate that's why my names narrator ands what just happened is disgusting in a way this is how Jurassic world got out of business because of little brat that happened to piss Jessica off anyways since we were here blue and espin pranked the Apatosaurus by spooking them into a fence although the fences are holograms these ones where the original fences and they where lucky that the fences where turned off so after spooking them the Apatosaurus got frozen waffles to the face and people started drawing on them although Owen was sent out to get them they where adventurlly caught and where questions apparently the indominus rex got annoyed and ate someone so they Put him back in his pen but as for blue she kept on going on about how awesome waffles where and Owen had to come and question her this is how the questing went
(Ok so, that was a prime example of what both chapters were like prior to them getting edited years ago, but just imagine every single paragraph is mashed together
This is your final warning concerning how bad the grammar is.)
Owen: why did you scare the Apatosaurus and free the indominus rex?
Blue: Well WAFFLES ARE AMAZING AND THE INDOMINUS REX HAS A NAME ITS ESPIN
Owen: why did you free the indomi-
HIS NAME IS ESPIN ( blue said yelling rather loudly )
Owen: okay why did you free "Espin"
blue: because me and my friends where bored plus a friend has to help another friend
Owen: wait what do you mean by others?
Blue: oh well me and my friends came as well Jessica is somewhere rampaging in the main city thing
Owen: wait WHAT?!?! let me get this straight you have a friend rampaging in the main city of Jurassic world?
Blue: yup :D
( demon teleports into room )
Owen: what the hell are you?
demon: I'm a demon and my job is to be awesome plus stupid here needs to help me with something so go play with your raptors
Owen: no we are in the middle of questioning
narrator: teleports in how did you get espin in the cage I mean really the gate is blown up and why where you questioning him his a dinosaur for crying out loud you are really you guys are really stupid and also Maddy just freed the raptors ( Maddy is a wolf that has blue red and white markings and has wings she's British also she can be cheerful )
anyways let's see how freeing the raptors went ( how Maddy freed them )
Maddy: wow THEY SHOULD BE FREED smashes through gate
( demon: and that's the second gate that they have wreaked )
Maddy: okay raptors your free
raptor blue: thanks COME ON GUYS LETS GO AND WREAK STUFF
Maddy: your welcome she said somehow skipping away
( and back to Jessica )
Jessica: GRRRRRRR WHOS NEXT?? Jessica sees mosasaurs swimming FIRE VS WATER HEY WELL YOUR SUSHI
( Maddy blue demon and narrator all teleport in front of Jessica)
JESSICA NO FIGHTING JESSICA NO FIGHTING
( did anyone get that reference? )
Jessica: OHHH SNAP IM BORED ANYWAYS CAN WE GO FREE THE DINOSAURS
demon: hell yeah!
( an hour after freeing all the dinosaurs because Jessica kept taking breaks because it was chili day at the park so there were heaps of chili pots around the park )
Blue: I think we did good she said nodding her head approvingly
Jessica: we just made total chaos
demon: how so?
Jessica: all of the dinosaurs are rampaging I think we better go
demon: okay where to next Blue: well I have a friend in fairy tail we should go there
demon: okay let's go
blue: wait I forgot something important ( looks around and sees a compy compsognathus ) fly's over to and picks up I'm going to name you m&ms
Jessica: hurry up blue
blue: puts the compy in the bag
demon: opens portal goodbye Jurassic world everyone jumps through portal TO FAIRY TAIL
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT M&MS? ALSO, YOU MIGHT BE CONFUSED DEMON SAID NO FOR ESPIN TO COME BECAUSE HIS TO BIG BUT M&MS IS ALLOWED TO COME BECAUSE HIS SMALL
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