I turned on the TV at the abandoned werehouse the kids and I stayed at. The first thing on was a news report. I sighed. I was about to change the channel when I heard the word Vampire.

"That's right folks! A real life Vampire has been seen! It appears to be a small child! It's believed to be highly dangerous!" The news reporter shouted.

'A Vampire. Well, sounds like Uncle Sam has a job for me,' I thought. Sure enough, about five or ten minutes later, President Trump of the USA, my home Country, called me.

*If it's what you wanted! If it's what you need! Then why do you come back to me?! This is what I wanted! This is what I needed! I'll do anything to keep you away!*

I rolled my eyes. I knew Trump loved that song. That's the only reason I used it as his ringtone. I didn't care much for the song. I answered my cell phone.

"Hello?"

"Miss Michelle?" Trump asked.

"Speaking," I replied.

"I assume you saw the news," he said.

"Yes sir," I said.

"You up for the task? We can't have a Vampire terrorizing the country," Trump said.

"Yes sir. I'm up for it. On one condition," I said.

"Yes?" He asked.

"If I find the Vampire isn't the one who's doing this, I can just send it back to the Demon World," I said.

"BUT..." he started.

"No buts! I hate killing! If she or he isn't dangerous I don't want to kill it!" I yelled.

"Fine. You have a deal. You're usual fee?" He asked.

I thought a moment. I had 20 mouths to feed if I didn't include myself. My usual fee was $12,000. But that never lasted us long. Several of the kids were mentally handicapped or physically handicapped. I had lots of bills to pay and the littlest girl her, Tanis Mummy, She was blind.

I had some kids who were monsters. For example; Tamis Mummy, Winnie Werewolf, Phantasma Phantom, Elsa Frankinstine and Sibella Dracula. Yes, their last names are what kind of monster they are.

"I have almost 20 kids here now. I need a lot more. I just don't know how much. I mean the kids have to eat, have clothes and stuff for school," I said.

"How does 12 billion sound?" Trump asked.

"Wait... What?!" I shrieked.

"I have some other countries wanting to hire you to help them as well. That's what Japan was offering. I thought it might help," he said.

"Deal!" I squealed.

"Good. I'll have the money delivered today," Trump said before hanging up.

"He never says good bye," I grumbled. I sighed. I walked over to the girls' bedroom and looked in at the kids snuggled in their beds. I sighed and walked to the boys' bedroom. I peaked in and saw they were snuggled in bed as well.

'Guess I should get ready. Maybe I'll end up with a new member of my family. I mean these kids are my family now. I love them. They treat me like the mom though. Well, I am the oldest and the only one who can work. Oh well. I love it,' I thought to myself.

I giggled. I waited till night and then headed out. I was determined to find this little Vampire. I would either help it or destroy it, depending on what it acted like.