Narubro's POV

Nagato's posse of pathetic people charge at me from all directions. Me, being me, activate the ShaRinnegan and pull out my katana. Since I have my weights off, I am extremely fast, and may even be able to break the sound barrier. Pillsbury Doughmaster (Deidara) throws some explosive spiders onto Hidans scythe while he is in mid-swing, flinging the explosives in my direction. I jump over the explosives and use the blast as a boost to put even more power behind an ax-kick that connects with the Doughmaster's head, effectively shattering his skull. I then teleport behind Hidan, and chop him into many pieces with his own scythe, greek mythology style. Kakuzu shoots his creepy tendril arms at me, but I grab one and use a lightning style to shock him. I then rip his arm from it's socket and beat him repeatedly with it. I drop kick him straight into Sasori's Third Kasekage puppet, effectively putting both Kakuzu and the Third down for the count. I use the Amatarasu to incinerate the 100 puppets that Sasori wields, then activate my Susanoo. The Susanoo massacres Sasori and engages in an epic sword battle with Itachi's Susanoo. Meanwhile, I overload Samehada with chakra to the point where it explodes, effectively taking care of Kisame. I place Itachi under my terrifying genjutsu, and watch him writhe in agony on the floor before dying. I use my sword to make Konan turn to paper, then disintegrate her with fire style. That leaves Pein, Madara, and the previous Hokage. The Second and Third send a flurry of punches, earth style, and water style in my direction. I evaporate the water with Amatarasu, dodge the punches, and punch the earth style, making it hit its creators. While the Second and Third are dazed, I activate Super Mega Frikin' Beast (Pun intended) Kyuubi Mode. I use some sweet sealing jutsu to seal away the Second and Third.

"How did you get the Kyuubi?" My father asks

"I'll tell you in a minute!" I reply. Pein flys at me. I stick out my foot, and he flies full force into my fist right where it hurts. He falls to the ground, screaming and crying, before I put him out of his misery by melting the tree Nagato is in with Amatarasu. The Old People Duo comes at me. Madara creates his Ultimate Susanoo, and Hashirama makes a Wood Golem. I activate by Super Mega Frikin' Beast (Again, pun intended) Kyuubi Mode. Then I activate Susanoo armor on top of that, followed my a coat of Amatarasu. I obliterate Madara and Hashirama with an Amatarasu covered Tailed Beast Shuruken. (Sorry for spelling.) 

"Again. Where did you get the Kyuubi?" Minato asks.

"You. Imagine. My own father sealed a tailed beast inside me thinking the villagers would honor me. I was exiled from Kohona years ago for retrieving a rogue ninja, the last of the Uchiha, even! Kushina warned you, but noOoooooo, you had to make your son into a Jinchuriki!" I say, quite pissed off.

"I-"

"Shut up." I say as I vaporize the father I never had.