(Finally back to present time! Took a while, but here are!)

(Slap Trap)"...Captain's Log: 373. It's been nearly a month now, and I still haven't discovered a way to make contact with Homeworld, let alone find a working ship."

(Slap Trap)"I've discovered a large area where Humans throw out old vehicles and other machines, so my current objective is to create some type of weapon to defeat th...ok this is ridiculous. I can't even record anything on my computer, those stupid Crystal Gems busted it up more than I thought!"

(Slap Trap)"And my battery can only last so long without a charge, who knows when I'll-"

The monitor began to beep, showing a voice message.

(Slap Trap)"Oh, so now I can receive messages, but can't make them?! Who's this from, anyway? Hm...oh! From Mr. Ass Hat!(SE)"

(SE's Message)"ST-4967, I have noticed that you haven't reported back for 30 days. Normally I would assume you of 'sleeping on the job', but I actually have a sliver of concern."

(Slap Trap)"Ain't that a miracle and a half?"

(SE's Message)"If I do not hear from you in one week, I shall sent your partner, Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG, to retrieve you, your report on the Cluster weapon. Also, make sure you have Black Diamond's scabbard, he really wants to see it away from rebel hands. SE-2006: Out."

(Slap Trap)"I wish I had both, but those guys ambushed me! The heck am I supposed to do until then?!"

(SE's Message)"P.S. If you don't know what to do until then, I don't care."

(Slap Trap)"...Damn, what a jerk!"