I straighten my luxurious suit, as I take my seat at one of my mansion's many dinning room tables. One of the servers come in, carrying with them my dinner. They place the tray on the table in front of me, a take off the lid. I stare down at the Ham Sandwich, in complete and total awe. It's so beautiful! I reach out to take a bite, but just then the sever pulls off their fake mustache, looking me in the eye.
     " Lillian McJarabadinka!" I shout, completely and totally confused. " This is my revenge!" She says in her o So nasally voice. Before I can stop her, she picks up my beloved Ham Sandwich and throws it to the floor. I stare at it sadly, it was once so marvelous, but now it was in tatters.
    " Goodbye!" I hear Lilian McJarabadinka say from the balcony, I turn just in time to see her jump from the balcony. I run on the the balcony, looking down at her falling form. " I'll get you for this!" I say. " I'll get you!"

A/n Whelp, you guys happy now?