Author's Note : you know how whenever there's a swear word on tv, they play that (beep) sound?

Sweet summer night, I have a date,

Oysters and champagne - it's fate!

Tonight I'll make sure to impress

And make a chocolate soufflé, unless

Somehow I get lost in her big blue eyes,

Those eyes will be my sweet demise.

Yes, mix in some sugar and two sexy legs.

(Beep) (beeeeep), I used too many eggs!

And the soufflé becomes a gooey duck,

It doesn't move, nor does it quack.

That's a complete disaster. (Beep!)