Conspiracy Theory

Crazy to think so much

Or maybe drink the crazy punch

Not that a story is without its fun

Some hold until the course is run

People like a good mystery it's true

Indulge curiosity a time or two

Regularly though it might overstay

And the welcome soon wears away

Can theories like this hold so long?

Yap on though; oh please yap on!

Tirelessly we hold our bitten tongue

Harassing as we hold breath in lungs

Everyone can see you turning blue

Over these stories long since through

Ridiculous anyone thinks this way

Yarns to pass a boring day.