Aries: Donald Trump

Taurus: minions

Gemini: a spider

Cancer: Meek Mill

Leo: a f*ckboy

Virgo: the person who invented crocs

Libra: a stupid hoe

Scorpio: everyone at school

Sagittarius: overly priced clothing

Capricorn: white people trying to whip

Aquarius: anyone who tries to annoy them

Pisces: nobody bc they're a sweet lil cinnamon roll