Aries: ares

Taurus: TAURDIS

Gemini: gemi-hi

Cancer: Mr. Crab

Leo: le-oh don't do it

Virgo: virg-ho

Libra: libruhhhhhhhhhhhh

Scorpio: scorpiOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Sagittarius: sagittauriyus

Capricorn: Captain Popcorn

Aquarius: stoner dude

Pisces: ......fish scum