Aries: I BET I CAN SAVE THE WORLD

Taurus: *relaxes and spend their money*

Gemini: *post about it on their blog*

Cancer: *cries*

Leo: ARIES, INCLUDE ME AND WE CAN SPLIT THE MONEY THAT WE GET

Virgo: my research says otherwise.....

Libra: F*CK THAT! I HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW

Scorpio: how many phone numbers can I get till the end of the world though.....???

Sagittarius: PARTY AT MY HOUSE

Capricorn: *doesn't give a f*ck because they're listening to music*

Aquarius: *throws a party with a giant timer on the wall, counting down until the sun explodes*

Pisces: the world isn't even real man, find your inner self (SO DEEP)