Aries: Kills you

Taurus: Throws things

Gemini: Screams

Cancer: Crying

Leo: Ranting

Virgo: Silent treatment

Libra: Slams the door

Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep

Sagittarius: Storms out

Capricorn: Gets you fired

Aquarius: Yelling on the phone

Pisces: Lays in bed

What's yours?