The signs as Patrick Star quotes:

Aries: "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

Taurus: "East? I thought you said WEEST"

Gemini: "I know, let's get naked!"

Cancer: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."

Leo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

Virgo: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

Libra: "Liar liar, pants for hire!"

Scorpio: "I guess you're going to miss....the panty raid😈😈😈"

Sagittarius: "I'M SQUIDWARD, I'M SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!"

Capricorn: "The inner machinations of my mind are enigma"

Aquarius: "Who you calling pinhead?"

Pisces: "TWENTY FOUR"