Hiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

A story requested by @Otaku-Con! Yay we get to see some Link! Sorry, it may be bad...and it's a little short and rushed...

Anyhoo, hope that you enjoy! :)

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~Kida

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Reader's POV

I was sitting in Link's house, reading. It was pouring rain outside, so it wasn't like I could really go outside to do anything. Link had gone off that morning, saying something about how he had to go and quick deliver a package to Zelda.

Before you get the wrong idea, I'm not jealous.

Okay, maybe a little bit.

I mean, she could steal his time and attention quickly. I suppose that I kind of can too, but that's just because I live with him now, after my old village burned down and everyone died.

Ready for a sad backstory? Okay!

I used to live in a small and quiet village. Life was normal and nothing out of the ordinary happened, until the giant wolf appeared.

It was late at night, and I was finishing with lighting the night torches('cause that's what my village did). I was about to head in for the night, when I noticed a rather large wolf near the entrance. Of course, the logical part of my mind told me that I should really let everyone know that there was a wolf in the village, but something told me that I had to help the guy. I slowly walked over, noticing that it had multiple cuts and was limping.

I gasped as I neared it, looking to it with a sad face. The wolf slowly growled, but I didn't care that much, which is not a very smart thing to do. But I continued to walk towards the wolf, which was huge and green, which is a color you don't normally see on wolves. I squatted down and reached a hand out for it.

"Don't worry," I told it, smiling. "I won't hurt you."

It stopped growling, but was still tense. But as soon as my hand made contact with it's head, it relaxed. I smiled again. "Come with me," I told it. "We'd best better clean up those wounds of yours."

Something told me to look after this wolf.

I brought it inside my house(which is something that you should never do, kids, because that is the moral of Little Red Riding Hood) and cleaned it up, giving it some food to chow down on. I also felt completely safe with letting a wolf stay in my house while I slept, which is something you should also never do. That night, I had a dream that the three goddesses, Din, Nayru, and Farore, told me that I'm a descendant of the legendary Heroine of Time and had to aid some guy named Link to get rid of the Twilight.

I woke up and said, "Heh, what a weird dream."

I then walked down the stairs. "I mean, it's not like I'll ever meet this Link guy. Nice joke, goddesses, really nice jo-AHHHHH!"

Of course I remembered the wolf, but instead of there being a wolf there was a young man that looked to be not much older than myself. He had dirty blonde hair, with crystal blue eyes, and was dressed in green with a hat on his head. There was a sword and shield on the ground in front of him, and this little...creature with orange hair and gray skin floating in front of him.

Without thinking, I pulled out a frying pan and hit him on the head with it, knocking him out cold.

The little creature that was floating began to laugh. "HAHAHAHA! Wow, that was great!"

"Umm...not to seem rude, but...what are you?" I asked.

"Hm? Oh, I'm Midna, and and I'm a Twilight being(A/N: sorry I can't remember the exact name...)."

"Oh. Well, who's he?"

"His name is Link, and he's the wolf you met last night."

"Oh, yeah, okay, and-WHAT?!"

"You heard right."

I sighed, hearing the boy called Link start to wake up. "Ow..." He mumbled.

I gave a slight chuckle. "Sorry 'bout that...you kinda freaked me out."

"Understandable," He said, sitting up. "I would have done the same thing. Except probably not use a frying pan. By the way, where did that come from?"

I shrugged. "Never question where frying pans come from. They're always there in your time of need."

And so that's how the crazy relationship began.

I left with Link to aid him, as the goddesses had said in my dream, not long after something suddenly burned down my village. I was then determined to help him, so that no one else would have to perish. I was always there with him, fighting at his side, and yet Zelda seemed to catch his gaze.

Don't laugh, I already said that I wasn't jealous.

I do see Link kind of more as a friend, but...I also think that I have a tiny crush on him. Which isn't totally awkward because we share a house...

Anyways, back to real time!

I was reading my book when suddenly I heard a nose come from the kitchen. I put down the book and made my way over to the kitchen, and as soon as I entered I saw Dark Link in there, eating who-knows-what. My eye twitched.

"DARK!" I screamed.

He looked up and at me. "What?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!"

"Oh, I thought that I'd just come on over and raid your fridge...and see if Link was around so that I could, you know, beat him up and stuff."

I had met Dark Link along the journey with Link, and let me tell you one thing that you need to know about him: PERVERT. In all caps.

I pulled out my frying pan and walked towards him. He raised his hands over his head. "Gah! Hey, I'll leave! Just don't hit me with the-"

"Dark?"

I looked over to see Link standing in the doorway, an eyebrow raised. "Why're you here?"

"Oh, I just thought that I'd raid your fridge...and do other stuff."

I took that as a perverted remark and hit him on the head with the frying pan. Multiple times. I'm pretty strong, because I'm a swordsman, so I'm sure that it hurt.

"OWIE!" Dark yelled. "(Y/N), STOP!"

"NO!" I screamed. "GET OUT!"

"I'm going!" Dark yelled, and then he was gone.

I sighed in relief. "I hate him sooooooo much."

"You've mentioned that before," Link said, chuckling. "Anyways, wanna have some hot chocolate(A/N: don't judge) or something? It's freezing."

I smiled brightly. "YES."

So for the rest of the night, both me and Link just talked and drank hot chocolate. And hit Dark on the head with the frying pan again when he attempted to come back.