HI.

WELCOME TO THE CHAPTER OF CRAZY.

Well, it's got Hanji in it, so it should be.

Aaaaaaannnywho, this was requested by @NAZARIL16. HOPE YOU ENJOY!

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~Kida

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Your POV

"I can't believe that I have to bring Hanji dinner again." I sighed, walking down the hallway of HQ. Notice the emphasis on the again. You guessed it: this is not the first time that I have brought Squad Leader Hanji dinner when she was, "Too busy working to notice", and it won't be the last. To be honest, it's not like I don't enjoy it. I mean, I kinda have had this crush on her since I was first accepted into her squad.

I walked up to the room to her office/lab and knocked on the door. "Squad Leader Hanji? It's (Y/N)."

As soon as I mentioned that it was me, the door flung open and Hanji was looking up at me with this crazed smile on her face. "(Y/N)! It's great that you're here! I need some help with this!" She then dragged me into her office/lab, and I did my best to keep the food that I brought her from crashing to the floor, as to the fact that we actually had some MEAT for once.

She finally let go of my arm and I set down her tray on her desk. "So, you know about the two new titans we just captured?!"

"Uh, yes?" I said, though it came out as more of a question.

"Well, I've been trying to think up of different names for them, BUT I JUST CAN'T. I was thinking about naming them either Tim and Larry, or Steve and Ken, or Bob and Chris-" She suddenly cut herself off. "Or how about Sawney and Bean?"

I raised an eyebrow, with a small smile on my face. Hanji made it her "duty" to both look after the titans that we capture, and she runs all of the experiments. Which, apparently, involves naming them. "Sawney and Bean sound nice." I told her.

"Really? You're sure?"

"Of course I'm sure, Hanji. I mean, if I didn't like them I wouldn't tell you that I did."

Hanji smiled brightly, and gave me a bone crushing hug. "Oh, thanks, (Y/N)! You make work so much easier!"

I chuckled a tiny bit, pushing her off(not that I really wanted to...). "Well, even though you have to work, Hanji, you have to eat too. I brought you some." I gestured to the tray I brought her.

"Sorry, (Y/N), can't. I have to write down all of the experiments that I want to conduct on them first!"

I sighed. "Hanji, I understand that work is important, but you can't do it if you aren't at least a little bit healthy. Eat. Now."

She sighed, and grabbed the piece of bread. "You sure are commanding today."

"Well, I'm just concerned for your health, sometimes." I automatically blushed. "Uh, it's just that...uh...you sometimes put your work above your own needs, and that has costed you."

She smiled. "That's sweet, (Y/N). You should get off to bed, though. I mean, you are going to help me experiment on Sawney and Bean, right?"

I nodded. "Of course! Wouldn't miss it for the world!"

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The next day, I was standing next to Hanji as she started her whole, "Naming Ceremony," finally dubbing the two titans Sawney and Bean. She had made a whole bunch of other cadet's throw up, but this wasn't my first time hearing one of her stories, so it didn't really affect me badly.

"Now, EXPERIMENT TIME!" Hanji screamed, jumping into the air.

After a few hours, we set up tents that surrounded Sawney and Bean, to see if they were affected in any way by lack of sunlight. Me and her sat alone in the tents with them, watching as Bean had fallen asleep. After jotting that down, we moved together to Sawney's tent, where we sat with him. He took a much longer time to sleep, and me and Hanji sat there for a while.

"Man, Sawney, still up?" Hanji asked him, stretching. "I'm getting tired myself."

"You stayed up again, didn't you?" I asked her.

"Uh-huh!" She said, nodding her head rapidly.

I sighed. "If you want to, you can rest on my shoulder."

"You wouldn't mind?"

"No," I told her, smiling at her. "I'll stay up and wait for Sawney to fall asleep."

"Thanks, (Y/N)," She said, resting her head on my shoulder. "This is kinda cute. It's like we're a family."

I laughed. "A really bizarre family."

"Yeah, but a family, nonetheless." She looked up at me. "I'm the Mom, you're the Dad, and Sawney and Bean are our children."

I blushed, looking away. "Y-yeah, sure."

I started to hear light snores coming from Hanji, and I smiled as I looked at her. "'Night, Hanji." I told her, giving her a quick kiss to her forehead.

I heard a weird gurgle and turned to look at Sawney. "What're you looking at?" I asked him.

He gurgled again, and it occurred to me that he might have been trying to laugh, which made me slightly smile to him. "Go to sleep, Sawney(A/N Oh my glob I did not just quote Jeff the Killer)." I told him, and a few minutes later, he fell asleep.