It's 9:22 on a Friday, so I'm sorry if this chapter makes next to no sense. I have no idea why I'm going to publish this, but I feel bad if I go too long without publishing a chapter in this book.

I put up more paintings on my wall today. They look great, but now I have nowhere to put more paintings that I paint. I'll have to find more thumbtacks, too.

I tried to make a friendship bracelet, but the instructions SUCKED, so I just tried my own thing and it ended up working, so yay.

Waddly-acha, waddly-acha,

Doodly-doo, doodly-do.

Waddly-acha, waddly-acha,

Doodly-doo, doodly-doo.

It's the simplest song, there isn't much to it.

All you gotta do is doodly-do it.

I like the rest, but the part I like best, it goes:

Doodly doodly doo:

boop boop!

I like to eat cloudfruit, they fall from a cloud.

they taste like bananas and crunch real loud.

They're crispy and crunchy and won't kill your cat,

But if you do hit them, they will go kersplat!

Words that I say that I don't think others say:

-Eraser crumbs

-I pronounce chipotle the way it's spelled: Chip-oat-ul.

-I say "supper" instead of "dinner" (i dunno if people say "dinner" but my friend Sally does, so...)

Things that trigger me:

-when someone pronounces something so wrong that I have no idea what they're saying

-the "telefrancais" theme song

-How the Aphrodite campers have no lock on their bathroom door

-when people compare disgusting behaviour to pigs (pigs are very clean animals, they only get a bad rep because they roll in mud. You'd do it too if your sweat glands weren't that useful!!!!)

-when I say something completely reasonable and then someone says "That's, like, super rude, you know?"

-when the people having outdoor gym are screaming and I can clearly hear them through the open window when I'm trying to write a science quiz

I'm going to publish this before my spelling gets any worse and I have more errors to fix.

Goodnight

-Pig