I am going to be writing a book. Not a book about clichés, because I have already done that, but a book that includes a whole ton of clichés. I will not, however, be riting liek ths teh entir tiem, because that takes too much effort. I want people to actually be able to read this book.

The book will be my first featuring a real love story, and, "better yet," it's a werewolf love story. As if that isn't already overused.

The main character was designed to be a complete Mary Sue. Her name is Annie Lewis Murray Keisha Perfection Sue Gray. She was bitten by a werewolf named Brady Steele, who just so happens to be her crush, flash boyfriend, and the resident cliché-I mean Bad Boy.

In case you were wondering, a "flash boyfriend" is a boyfriend that you've had for about three days and you're already considered "serious." It is definitely a cliché situation that most Mary Sues find themselves in.

So, yeah. I will be publishing the first part of this book either today or tomorrow.

That is all.

Bye!
-Pig