Swears, the scum of human languages. What you say to express your anger, frustration, or stress. But here are a few substitutes for these awful words:

1) incoherent gibberish. It works. Instead of saying the f word, just say "flnstflmnr." Bonus points if you can actually say that.
2) a word that sounds kinda like what you were originally going to say, but is not at all similar in any other way to that word. For example, take the s word. Instead, use "shist." It is simply a rock. Nobody can get mad at you for saying that.
3) an insult from your fandom. Instead of calling someone a f***ing b****, call them, I dunno, a mouse-brain, a scruffy-looking nerf-herder, a mudblood, something. Also, refrences! Gotta spot 'em all! (Tell me in the comments what fandom each insult is from!)

Yeah. Those were my alternatives to swears. Feel free to comment subjects for me to talk about!

Bye!
-Pig