I have been informed that some people are of the opinion that the longer the chapter, the better it is. I would like to therefore apologize for my seeming lack of content in this book. If this does not seem to be your ideal manuscript, I would highly advise you to switch to a more well-fitted story of your liking. If this does turn out to be a pointless rigmarole in your sights, then I am sorry, and I assure you that all of the following chapters will be my ordinary level of effort. Thank you once again for sitting through a seemingly pointless amount of high-class gibberish. This will be the only such chapter in this book, in order to maintain a high level of reads on this self-proclaimed "blog".