I have a few interesting stories from my time in elementary school. I'm only going to include stories from kindergarten to grade five, though.

Kindergarten:

-Since I go to a French Immersion school (If you don't know, that's where you send your English-speaking kids to learn French), at snack we would all stand on the carpet with our snacks as the teacher came around with hand sanitizer. You would have to say what you were eating (in French), and she'd give you some hand sanitizer. You could then sit down, and start eating once you sufficiently rubbed it onto your hands. Now, as a kid, I hated talking to anyone that I didn't know that well, and that included the teacher (plus, all of the other kids would be listening). So, one day, when my mom packed me raisins, I had no idea how to say that in French. So, I had to ask. And that was so difficult for little kindergarten Mya. But the next day, My mom gave me grapes. And if you speak French well (which I didn't), you would know that the word for both 'grapes' and 'raisins' is the same word. So, when the teacher told me that it was the same word, I was super embarrassed. I was sure that everyone would think that I was stupid because I didn't know that. But to be honest, I probably taught all of my classmates two new words in those two days.

Grade One:

-One time, I had to use the bathroom right before first recess, when I got back to class, I was the only one in there. I started to put on my jacket, but then two other girls came in and asked me who I had a crush on. They threatened to attack me with plastic spoons if I didn't answer, so I just said the name of some random guy in the class.

-This one time, I was getting my snack along with the rest of the class, and I noticed that this guy, Peter, didn't have a snack. And so I thought, "If he doesn't need a snack,then I don't, either!" So, from then on, I didn't have a snack. But one day, a few months later, I caught Peter wolfing down a Fruit-to-go. I was shocked. But I still didn't have a snack. And from that day onward, I have never had a morning snack.

Grade Two:

-In grade two, I had a really artistic teacher, so we made lots of art projects. Near Christmas, we made a large picture of the legs and feet of an elf. Lots of people were getting down on their knees, and putting the picture of the elf legs in front of their legs to make it look like they had the legs of the elf. At the time, it was hilarious.

Grade Three:

-In grade three, we studied Japan. At one point, we had a chopstick competition, and I made it to the semifinals. I always remember that that was in grade three because I was in a grade two-three split class, and one of the grade two guys was allergic to bamboo, which is what the chopsticks were made of.

-One time, I had to finish colouring something, and we were watching Telefrancais. When the intro started playing, everyone started literally SCREAMING along, and it made it really hard to concentrate on colouring.

Grade Four:

-In grade four, I was in the portable classrooms. So every time we had gym class, we would have to go out of our class, into the rain or snow or whatever was happening outside, and go into the main school building.

Grade Five:

-At the end of the year, I overheard some of the boys talking about bringing silly string to class and spraying the teacher on the last day of school. 

-That year, we had a lot of indoor recesses because it was so cold outside (fun fact: it was colder here that it was on Mars one day). There was this bench right outside the library, in this little nook, and I would go there to read and escape the chaos of the classroom. One time, Mindy came with me, and she brought a bag of goldfish crackers. We made a game out of seeing who would step on the crackers. Eventually, we were yelled at.

That's all of the stories that I'm going to share for today. My question for you is: what was your funniest school, story? Feel free to write it in the comments!

Peace out!

-Pig