1. 

Teacher: Ok kids your'e homework is page 5679569 of the history of algebra I would like you to complete all 800 questions and then write a 300 word essay on how you felt about it.

* Next day *

*Teacher doesn't even check homework*

2. *Year 7 comes up to me*

Me: Ew feck off twelvie

3. *has bottom locker*

*top locker comes over*

Me: OH SHIT NOT AGAIN HELP THIS GUYS ASS IN MY FACE HELP OMFG I CANT BREATHE

4. Teacher: Ok its your turn to present

*gets up*

*walks out of class*

5. Teacher: you did your home work right?

Me: WHAT WE HAD HOMEWORK ERMAHGERD I HAD NO IDEA