1.
I DONT CARE IF UR 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME WE LIKE THE SAME THINGS UR MY BEST FREN MAN
2.
*Wifi goes down*
OH SHIT NO IM NOT TAKING THE RISK OF USING 3G FOR 10 HOURS AGAIN MY PARENTS ARE GONNA SUE
3.
*finds teachers social media*
*blocks teacher*
4.
I'm cooler on the Internet
5. No one gives a shit if you only have 300 followers