Okay, who doesn't love this ship?

Personally it's very hard for me to imagine people hating this ship. Wakitaro is like that one ship which is canon in all but words.

You take one look at them and you instantly know that they just belong together. Of course, what's better than a pair of blonde tsunderes pining after each other?

This is also one of the cutest ships ever. Also, for me, it's the only ship which I'm unable to look at through my pervy lenses 😏

I mean- it's just so innocent and cute and their bickering gives me life omg

That one scene where Rantaro carries Wakiya-

Wakitaro shippers (which is basically the entire fandom):

I'd say that Rantaro would be the more mature one in the relationship, as in, he owns up to his mistakes faster because he's prideful but he's not as much of a perfectionist as our little purple dragon is.

That's not to say that Wakiya is selfish either. He'll just express his apology in a different (Tsundere) way lol

Also anyone else feel like Wakiya would bug the shit out of Rantaro by constantly buying him really expensive stuff?

Rantaro strikes me as the simple, easygoing type of guy who doesn't really care about money or stuff like that, and he probably gets embarassed when Wakiya showers him with million dollar stuff and gloats how much of a great boyfriend he is.

(Of course, when "expensive stuff" includes a shit load of lollipops, then it's an entirely differently matter:

Rantaro: *eyes the literal mountain of lollipops ferally*

Wakiya: How's that for a birthday present? Aren't I the best boyfriend ever? I know you so well- Rantaro, are you drooling?

Rantaro: WAKIYA YOU'RE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!!! *tackles Wakiya into a hug*

Wakiya: *proudly puffs up chest* Took you long enough to say- HEY! STOP DROOLING OVER MY SHIRT, YOU PIG!!!)

...

Doesn't help that Daigo probably ships them. And Valt. And Shu. And Ken. And practically everyone else-

They're just big idiots pretending to hate each other while secretly being in loooooove. I bet it takes them forever to confess and even then they're literally like "I-It's not like I l-like you or somethin'!" And everyone else just goes, "BUT BOTH OF YOU JUST SAID THAT???!!"

Also, I have no idea who's the top. They just seem like they'd switch it up....

Valt: I FREAKING KNEW IT! I FREAKING KNEW IT! I FREAKING KNEW IT! *runs around like a madman*

Me: O.o hey, calm down!

Valt: *accidentally knocks over a few things*

Me: VALT!

Valt: *is paying absolutely no attention and still running around and screaming*

Me: VALT, I SWEAR TO GOD-

Valt: THEY'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!!!

Me: *instantly forgets about the poor furniture killed by Valt* OF COURSE THEY ARE!!!

Valt: THEY'RE SOULMATES!!

Me: OH MY GOD, IN THAT ONE EPISODE, THEY TRIED TO GET DOWN THE BALLOON AND IT HAD A RED STRING!!! IT'S PROBABLY THE RED THREAD OF FATE THAT BINDS THEM TOGETHER FOREVER!!!

Valt: THAT'S SO ROMANTIC, AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shu: Er, actuallly, we aren't really sure what colour it was-

Me and Valt: It was red. Periodt.

Shu: *cringing in horror* Okay, yes, it was red.

Me and Valt, speaking creepily in sync: *beaming at Shu* YAYY! Shu, I knew you'd come around eventually!

Shu: *shaking his head in exasperation*

Daigo: This is why I don't say anything anymore -_- Just leave them be, Shu.

Shu: You're right -_-

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Rantaro and Wakiya: WE'RE WHAT?!

Rantaro and Wakiya: *whip around and glare at each other* SHUT UP!

Rantaro and Wakiya: *point fingers at each other* STOP COPYING ME!

Rantaro and Wakiya: I'M NOT COPYING YOU!

Rantaro and Wakiya: SHUT UP!

Me: *cackling*

Rantaro and Wakiya: STOP LAUGHING YOU TWIT!

Me: Why don't you guys try speaking in turns?

Rantaro and Wakiya: I'LL SAY FIRST!

Rantaro and Wakiya: WAIT, NO, YOU SAY FIRST!

Rantaro and Wakiya: ARGH THIS IS SO STUPID!

Rantaro and Wakiya: NO, YOU'RE STUPID!

Rantaro and Wakiya: STOP CALLING ME STUPID!

Rantaro and Wakiya: YOU DUMBASS, STOP TALKING!

Rantaro and Wakiya: HOW 'BOUT YOU STOP TALKING, HUH?!

Me and the beyclub: *eating popcorn and thoroughly enjoying the drama*

Rantaro and Wakiya: *take deep breaths* Okay, let's do this carefully.

Rantaro and Wakiya: Let's say a random word, okay? *scowl as they realise they're still speaking in unison*

Rantaro and Wakiya: 3...2...1...LET IT RIP!

*Two Thousand Years Later*

Rantaro and Wakiya: *trying to cover each other's mouths*

Wakiya: *accidentally pushes Rantaro to the ground and falls on top of him*

Shu: *eyes widen*

Daigo:...

Valt and Me: *look at each other and scream* OUR SHIP SAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLLED!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Rantaro and Wakiya: *flustered af* SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Me: *laughing* You two do realise that this is exactly why we all ship you, right?

Rantaro and Wakiya: I DON'T LIKE THIS IDIOT! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'D SETTLE FOR HIM!

Valt: Man, they're still talking in sync! *facepalms*

Me: *claps hands* Alright. Any of you, speak first.

Rantaro and Wakiya: *open their mouth to speak*

Daigo: STOP! Lemon, why don't you just choose the one who goes first?

(Yes they'll call me Lemon because it's the most legendary name one can have, periodt.)

Me:....

Me:.....I don't know... Who should I choose? And based on what, I- *confusion*

Everyone: *collective facepalm*

Shu: I swear, you are so indecisive.

Me: *huffs*

Valt: Just choose one!

Me: Well, why don't you do it?!

Valt: Good idea. Err... Honcho, you go first since you're taller.

Everyone:

Me: What kind of logic is that?!

Shu: A sound one, actually. *nods*

Me: *mutters* Of course you'd take his side...

Rantaro: ANYWAY. Thank goodness, it's over!

Wakiya: It was torture!

Rantaro: *growls* Hey, shut your trap!

Wakiya: *huffs* Like I wanna say the same thing as you.

Rantaro: Oh yeah?! You looked like you wanted it to continue!

Wakiya: Are you sure that's not just your subconscious imagining that?!

Rantaro: I'm not an airhead like you!

Wakiya: WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' AN AIRHEAD?!

Rantaro: SO NOW YOU'RE BLIND TOO?!

Wakiya: YEAH, MY EYES COULDN'T STAND THE TORTURE OF LOOKING AT YOU ANYMORE!

Daigo: *getting ready to interfere*

Ranjiro: *pops out of nowhere* Man, I can totally see why this ship is all over the fandom. They're like, so obvious.

Me and Valt: *burst out laughing at the look of horror on Rantaro and Wakiya's faces*

Rantaro: Lil' bro, what are you saying?! I hate this guy! I don't l-like him! *blushes a little*

Ranjiro: Sure you don't *smiles sarcastically*

Wakiya: HEY! We were arguing like seconds ago!

Ranjiro: Ah yes, that's right. You guys were bickering-

Rantaro: Thank goodness, you finally understand-

Ranjiro: -like an old married couple.

Rantaro:...

Wakiya:...

Me: *laughs herself sick* RANJIRO YOU GENIUS!!

Ranjiro: ;P

Shu: *holds out a hand to stop Rantaro and Wakiya from further denying their mUtUaL aTtRaCtIoN* Rantaro, I think Lemon told me that there was a fridge full of lollipops in the kitchen just for you.

Rantaro: *has already vanished before Shu could complete his sentence*

Wakiya: *watches Rantaro go with a grumpy pout*

Me: Hey Waki, you can just go after him if you miss him so much~

Wakiya: *blushes furiously* No thanks! *storms off to his room*

Me: Oh man... Well, until next time!

Warning: Viewer discretion advised; may cause extreme cases of nosebleed.

Jkjk I think this doesn't qualify as nsfw but just to be safe, well, you can look or you can not look, your choice

Don't say I didn't warn you ❤️

This is hot and all but I....I would really like to know how that is supposed to be an eleven year old.