Chapter 3: Phoenix vs. Earth

I've been called by Tsuki to her office. She seems nervous. As I walk up the flight of stairs, I hear loud arguing.

"Why the fuck did you drag us into this?! It's your problem, not ours!"

"Are you insulting the great Riser? And his future wife?"

"Shut up!"

I shout as I bust the door open.

"What's up Tsuki-san?"

"Miss Rias and mister Riser are trying to force me to join in on their Rating Game. If I lose, Riser gets to marry me."

"Fuck no. I'm not gonna let you, the person who gave me a second chance, get married to mister I-Am-An-Overgrown-Burning-Chicken."

"You will not insult Riser! What can a mere Rook do?"

"Ooohhh, a lot. Especially when he has the thing that single handedly ended the Great War. Say hi, Godzilla."

The tattoo appears on my chest, and Godzilla's voice echoes, much angrier than usual.

"So this is a Phenix. I think all phoenix's are ashamed to know that this fucker has their power. Poor majestic birds."

"How dare you adress my brother that way! Apologize!"

"You know, I wouldn't-"

"What did you say?"

"Aaaaaaaaannnnnd... you're fucked."

"Are you telling me, the Incarnation of Destruction, to apologize to a spoiled fucktard like him? ARE YOU?!"

A bright light suddenly flashes and we all have to cover our eyes. When we open them again, we can all see Godzilla. He's smaller than he was when I first met him, but his head could have touched the chandelier if he was physical. He lowers himself down, face to face with the terrified peerage of Riser.

"I take orders from no one. I singlehandedly shattered Excalibur, killed the the four original satans, wipes out most of the Fallen, Angels and Devils, as well as many dragons, and fucking injured God himself. DO NOT TEST ME!!!!"

Godzilla then rises up and faces Rias's peerage.

"And these are the welps that area part of tomato sluts peerage. Ddraig, don't bother pretending you don't exist I know you're there."

A bright red gauntlet with golden spikes and a green gem appears on Issea's arm.

"It has been awhile, Incarnation of Destruction."

"Indeed it has, Dragon of Domination."

"You were sealed as well. I'm surprised."

"It took them 12 millennia to do so. If I remember correctly, it only took, what, 2 hours?"

"Shut up you overgrown mutant plant!"

"And what about you, you scaly winged lizard?! At least I can show my true form off."

"Fuck you."

The two go silent, and then the gauntlet on her arm disappears. Godzilla bends down to get a closer look at Issea. She gulps nervously. And looks around, trying to avoid the monster king's gaze.

"You are Issea, correct?"

"Uh-uh-uh... Yep! That's me alright!"

"No need to be nervous, I shall not harm you. My partner likes you, and you seem... different than those other whores in Tomato slut's peerage."

A lightning bolt shoots through Godzillas and he rises back up to see Rias's peerage standing and in battle stances. Godzilla chuckles before saying something that probably made them piss your pants.

"Fools. Prepare to die."

Godzilla's spines crackle, before he unleashes a Atomic beam. It doesn't kill them, but even though he's sealed away, the force of the beam throws them into the wall. Godzilla chuckles again before turning to Rias herself.

"And don't get me started on tomato slut. You're the worst. Abandoning you're peerage member? That sounds like something Riser would do. Oh wait, he's a dick who would do that."

"What did you say lizard?"

I felt all of my blood pour into my toes. Poor, poor fucker. Godzilla Earth slowly turns towards him, anger blazing in his eyes.

"The. Fuck. Did. You. Just. Say?"

An immense pressure fills the room, flattening every one to the floor. I'm the only one able to stand, and as well as Grayfia, who had been standing in the corner for the entire time.

"(Y/n). Let's fight this sorry excuse for a phoenix and show him what true power is, all right. If we win, he calls oof the marriage with Tsuki. He wins, he gets to marry her."

I look up at his face. I sigh.

"I'm in. Do you agree Riser?"

Godzilla lifts off the pressure, still giving Riser a loathing glare. He growls, before vanishing. The tattoo vanishes, and everyone gives up.

"Riser agrees. He can surely handle a single Rook."

Time skip

Riser and I are standing on opposite sides of the battlefield. I look up at the stands, only to see the Sirzechs himself, along with Lord Phenex and Lady Phenex. I glance to seats next to him, filled by Rias's peerage. And to his left, Tsuki and the others.

"The battle shall began in my mark. Ready?"

"Ready Godzilla?

"Since when have I not?"

"Commence!"

"King of the Monsters, Balance Breaker!"

No POV

A massive flash of light envelops (Y/n) and the Devils have to cover their eyes. When the laughter diss down, they see destruct itself standing in front of Riser.

(Y/n) slugs Riser across the face, sending him flying. Riser crashes into the wall. He stands up and grins, before summoning a fireball.

"Riser can take care of you. Then Tsuki's wonderful chest will be mine!"

He launches the fire ball at (Y/n), who swings his arm and knocks it aside, making fly off over the arena walls and explode.

"That all you got?"

Riser growls before summoning more fireballs. He throws each other at (Y/n). They explode against his body, and he walks through it. If you look closely, you can see that they weren't actually exploding against his body, but against some invisible force. He trudged through Risers attacks, and grabs the Phoenix devils legs.

"Ever known what mashed potatoes feel like? You're about to find out."

(Y/n) smashes Riser into the ground, before lifting him up and doing it again on his right. He repeats the process, several times, before clasping Riser with his other hand and bringing his spine down onto his knee. A sickening crack echoes through the arena. Riser screams in pain as (Y/n) drops him. (Y/n) pulls out a bottle of liquid and uncorks the top. He pours it on top of Risers head and he starts to scream in absolute agony.

"That's holy water bitch. Feel your flames being extinguished. I've learned that I need to keep attacking you, so you don't have time to regenerate."

"You cheated."

"It's called using strategy, and I don't believe you have a single bit of it. Later fucker."

He leaves Risers broken body's and stands up.

"The match goes to (Y/n)!"

Tsuki leaps out of her seat and drops to the arena floor, and rushes to (Y/n), as his armor disappears. His knees buckle and he falls forward losing consciousness, so he doen't know that his head has just fallen in between Tsuki's large breasts.

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