Once upon a time there was a Ross. Now Ross was great. Ross was grand. But you know what else Ross was? Gay.
So very very gay.
And they wanted, more than anything else, to be a magnificent swan. And let me tell you, they . They were the bestest, gayest swan in all the land.

But, there was something haunting them. In the corner of every dark room. In every backseat of each car they stepped into.

It was

The bag

Of mulch

#hacked