Regular story mode

Lais and Kili being the mischief makers that they are continued on with their prank involving red hair dye.

Kili: Lais why are we doing this???

Lais: what?

Kili: carrying around all this stuff! I mean you said you had an idea that involved red hair dye but we have everything but red hair dye!!!

Lais:(carrying a lot of stuff) well this plan is going to have the same result if we used hair dye.

Kili:(also carrying a lot of stuff) can I at least eat the chocolate???

Lais:(death glare) no you cannot that's our main bargaining tool!

Kili: for what?!?!????

Lais:YOULL SEE JUST BE PATIENT!!!!!!

Kili: COME ON!!!!

They hear Blaze and Marth coming down the hallway.

Both: HIDE!!!!!

They hide.

Blaze: sooo what's your favorite color Marth?

Marth: the color of your hair dear Blaze

Blaze: ( blushes insanely) awwwwww thank you 

Marth: Blaze, would you like to eat dinner with me tonight??

Blaze:0-0 um YAAAS!

Marth: (grinning like a fool) fantastic! Um I'll meet you in my chamber's dining room around 8?

Blaze: um yeah totally( inwardly freaking out because she has nothing to wear)

Kili: awwwwww I ship it!

Lais: ( nods head vigorously) #maze ( checks both ways) ok let's go

Kili: where are we going?

Lais: ummmm a room that's unoccupied 

( aura comes up the hallway before Lais and Kili can hide)

Laisili:0-0 um hi Aura! 

Aura: oh hai!! How are you guys?

Lais: oh pretty good( both of them trying to hide all the stuff they're carrying to no avail) 

Aura: why are you guys holding all that stuff?

Kili: I dunna

Lais: um WE'RE HOARDERS YUP THATS IT WE'RE HOARDERS!:D um it's kinda an obsession really should probably get that checked hehehe

Aura:0.o okiedokey den well I just got back from healing a bunch of people down in he cargo bay a dim really tired so I had better find a spot to rest I'll see you guys later?

Lais: YUP!!!

(Aura walks away) 

Kili: I jut thought of something 

Lais:( rolls eyes) you thought of something!?!? Amazing!!

Kili:( death glare) your prank isn't gonna work on aura Blaze or Lili

Lais: why not!?!?!?

Kili: BECAUSE THEIR HAIR IS ALREADY RED!!!

Lais: THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!

They turn a corner and go into the medical bay thinking it might be empty but instead they run across a Spider-Lili moment.

Laisili:0-0

Lili and spider man are sitting down on the floor eating a picnic and giving each other a smooch

Lili's POV

I felt pretty rotten for the entire night after I got bit but Peter stood by me the entire time. I think I eventually fell asleep.

But when I woke up his beautiful face was looking down on me. I got up from the medical bay and looked around me. The med bay was  pretty bare bones but Peter being there made it the best place in the world.

He gave me some breakfast and started to train me right away. DANG! That was hard work. You have to get the angle just right when you shoot webs out or else it doesn't stick. And swinging from stuff is a lot harder than it looks. So, after that hard work I took a nap. A very long, blissful sleep. Until Peter woke me up.

"What the heck Peter?!" I said.

"I thought you might like some dinner after training so hard," he said with an adorable smile.

I looked around Peter had set up a little picnic with some sandwiches and sparkling cider and chocolate cake for dessert. I gave him my biggest smile.

"Awesome sauce!!" I said.

We ate dessert first and just really enjoyed each other's company. Sooner than later we had just had this really deep conversation about responsibility and science and loved ones and a lot of other stuff. And he kinda just got this look in his eyes and before I knew it he kissed me. Well, I kissed him too, but it was absalutely amazing!

Regular story mode:

Lais: let's go (makes head gesture to Kili and they left the cute couple alone)

Kili: I ship it!

Lais: me too!

They keep walking for awhile until they see a sign that says battle bridge.

Lais: let's go in here!

Kili: ok

( they stumble upon Ember sitting in the captain's chair looking very broody)

Lais:(gulp) um hi Ember how are you feeling

Ember turns around very creepily.

Ember: I'm not very happy right now

Lais: um well I'm sorry to hear that, ummmmmm we were just exploring sorrytobotheryou we were just leaving!!( laisili leaves in a rush because they're scared ofEmber)

Ember POV

idiots, why were they holding all that junk? It's not my problem. (Sigh)

Gosh what a lame and miserable place to be, of all the places to land I landed in a place with two stupid human girls, one incapable elf with hideous purple hair who thinks she needs to be the  leader all the time and the stupid just keeps piling up. And don't even get me startedon this author figure. It said I had boyfriend in this ship well it's either Emerson Codd or Ned and I'm not touching the coddfish. Ned, oh he's so adorable, but it looks like he has only eyes for that Aura brat. Like, can he not see this smoking hot bod???

I got up and started pacing fuming all the while. Then suddenly something bumped into me, or someone.

"What thefreaking heck?!?!?!" I screamed. I saw the person that had rammed himself into me. He dark hair and a pale face, and was wearing this green and leather suit."how dare you!! Are you an idiot?!?!?! Ohh your going down!!" I started getting ready to fire my powers directly at this sicko.

He came into he light, screaming back," how dare I?!?! How dare I!?!?!!! How dare you speak to me in that manner you puny human!!! I AM A GOD!!!!"

I realized it was Loki just then but I was too mad to care." EXCUSE ME!!???!?!!! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM A FAIRY, A VERY POWERFUL ONE AT THAT!!!"

" and why should I care??"

I looked at him then I looked at he captain's chair I had been sitting in and melted it to demonstrate just why he should care about me.

Loki raised his eyebrow," Impressive"

"Thank you, now why are you here?"

" I came to see what this strange ship was."

He gave me a funny look and I was about to punch his face in when he said," A god named Stan Lee also came to me and told me that on this ship there was a beautiful maiden I might like."

" he also said something like that to me," I said.

" hmmmmm"

"Hmmm"

Regular story mode:

Kili: come on Lais are we gonna do this thingy or not

(They walk into a random room)

Lais: YES WE FINALLY WILL IMPLEMENT MY PLAN MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kili: 0.o

Lais: ok put all this stuff on the table and help me arrange it in a nice looking way

(They arrange all the stuff in a nice looking way)

Lais puts her hands up and looks randomnly around the room while saying," oh great and powerful Author, we need your help. We have chocolate and books and dresses to pay you with please, all we ask is a small favor.

Kili: ohhhhhh so that's what your plan was

Lais: well actually I had a plan where we would put red hair dye in everyone's shampoo but this seemed like a better idea:D now shhh we want the Author to talk to us.

Author: WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?!?!IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!

Laisili: wearesosorry!!!!!

Author: OOOOOOO IS THAT CHOCOLATE??? AND BOOKS???? OK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO FOR YOU???

Lais:(rubs hands together like super villain)it's just a small favor, I'd like it for everyone to have red hair and make true the hashtag #fiftyshadesofred!!! Mwahaha !!!!!!!!

Author: done! Takes all the stuff and goes away.

Laisili gives each other high fives and hug for their good work.

Meanwhile.....

A few hours ago in the main bridge:

Ember: I'm not putting up with you any more GWEN!!!!!!(ember stomps out of the room)

Merry also leaves the bridge in search of pie. It takes a few hours but he eventually makes it to 10/40.

(Present time)

He crouches low waiting for the moment when he can pounce on the pie on the table that Livia and Legolas are sitting at and grab it. But before he can do that the ship comes crashing into something.

Oh no! What could that something be?! You'll find out in the next chapter but first I must make done apologies.

IM SO SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE ON TIME I WAS AT A MUSIC CAMP FOR A WEEK  AND IM SO SORRY!

And Katthedanosaur (as rubyfangirl14 is now called) you will have your date next chapter and Tony Stark should be in the next chapter too. And I'm sorry Nelzers and LorienPrincess for not putting more of you in this chapter but I PROMISE your gonna get a lot of action in the next chapter:)

Ttfn my loverlies:D