Dick: Calling all robins! Calling all Robins!
Jason: Dick, we are not Autobots.
Dick: What?
Tim: Autobots!? Did somebody say Autobots! Alright! Dick you can be Bumblebee because you are both small.
Dick: Small? Who are you callin' small you midget!
Tim: 😱 ~ ouch that hurt dick. Jason you can be Designation Jazz, or D-Jay.
Jason: I think his name is just Jazz.
Tim: Whatever. And—where's Damian?
Damian: I will take no part in this little exhibition mission.
Tim: Come on! You must listen to me! I'm Optimus Prime!
Jason: Of course the nerd will always be the most important character!
Damian: Wouldn't that be Bumblebee? After all, he is the only Autobot who never died, only injured.
Tim: 🤫 ~ Nonsense! You have no idea what you are talking about Damian! Now shut up and be a good Drift!
Jason: Way to be racist!
Tim: He's of Middle-East culture, not Japanese asshole.
Dick: 🤐 ~ Watch your language! We have guests!

*Cue fourth wall crashing down*

Jason: 😤 ~ wow nice job you dick head.
Tim: 😑 ~ I forgot to put on a shirt. I've been exposed!
Damian: If you had kept your mouth shut you wouldn't have been.
Dick: 🤪 ~ I'm dead. Bruce is going to kill me.
Bruce: 🙄 ~ We are missing a wall. I'll have to get Clark to fix this mess.
Jason: I thought you were avoiding him ever since he tried to mate you.
Damian: 🤬 ~ I will kill him if he ever does that again!
Dick: I gotta go and get drunk. Pick up a hoe and have some crazy sex.
Jason: You will do no such thing, Nightclaw! Come here so I can fuck you until your 🧠 is inoperable!
Dick: 🤯 ~ wha?
Jason: Do you want me to rape you or will you come willingly?
Dick: ☺️ ~ I'm coming! 😍