(All Beatles will have their own seperate consoles and microphones!)

John: "Oi! Macca! Start up the game will ya?"

*Paul runs to his microphone* Paul: "I was just gettin' me-self some popcorn! Damn, chill out!"

George: "Well man, we've been waitin' for literally five minutes!"

Ringo: "Yeah! Me fingers are lettin' up! Y'know I already sit down enough when I'm playing me drums!"

John: "Damn it Macca! Just press the bloody start button!"

Paul: "Alright! Alright! Jesus, what's gotten into you lads?"

*Paul presses the start button, and the loading screen commences*

John: "For the love of god, why does the loading screen have to be so long?"

George: "I agree with John. I didn't spend me money just to look at screens y'know!"

Ringo: "You spent money on this game?"

George: "Aye, that I did. The line was so obnoxiously long that I didn't come out until it was around noon!"

Paul: "Georgie, y'know this game is free right?"

George: "No it's not. Wait. Is it?"

John: "We all got the early access, wait, your sayin' you didn't get it?"

George: "Uhh..."

Paul: *slow loud claps* "Good job George!"

George: "Ey! It wasn't m'fault y'know? I got the Xbox One way after ye' lads did."

John: "Yeah, it was because you bought the PS4 first!"

Ringo: "Bloody Playstation user..."

George: "Says the man who spilled his damn coffee on his PC...bloody PC user..."

Ringo: "Oi! Take that back man!"

George: "Nah mate, I'll pass..."

Ringo: "Take. That. Back."

George: "Nope.."

Ringo: "I'll crush you y'git!"

Paul: "Quiet lads! The game is about to load!"

*All four finally make it to the spawn*

John: "Finally, the game has loaded. I'm going to dab in front of this bus."

George: "I'll join you on that one, mate."

Paul: "We'll need a plan, John, where do you propose to land?"

John: "I don't know, and I don't care."

Paul: "Hmph, fine. What 'bout you Georgie?"

George: "Arthur..."

Paul: "Umm...okay? I'll pass, I guess? Ringo, how bout' you?"

Ringo: "Tilted Towers!"

Paul: "Shut up."

Ringo: "Aww man..."

John: "Ey, what are you doin' Georgie?! How did you get that emote?"

George: "Using V-Bucks, it's on the main menu."

John: "That's bloody sick I tell ya. I'm gettin' that after this game."

*The battle bus begins to move across the map*

John: "Well then, where we goin' to land?"

Paul: "I say Pleasant Park. Ringo and I will take one house, while you 'en John take the sec'ond."

George: "Why do you have to be with Ringo?"

Paul: "Why? So I can't be with Ringo now?"

George: "No, it's not really that. Well, maybe it is. Really though, it's usually you and John who are the duo, then Ringo 'en I."

Paul: "Who in bloody 'ell said that was the norm?"

Ringo: "Come on Paulie, go be with your Lennon now."

Paul: "Ey!"

John: "Haha, come on Macca. We'll go to this house 'ere. A'ight?"

Paul: "Fine, we jump on my go. Pleasant Park is almost within reach."

George: "Roger that Mister."

Paul: "Right lads! On my go! Don't jump without my permission, one, two th-"

*John jumps out of the battle bus*

John: "Ha! Paulie! Get pranked mate!"

Paul: "Damn it Lennon! Why can ya' follow orders for once!"

John: "Christ Macca, calm down, your mike is echoing."

Paul: "Oh, uh, hold on I'll fix that."

*Paul fixes his microphone, shuffling it around and moving it to the ideal spot*

Paul: "Ah! There we are! It's not echoing now is it?"

Paul: "Wait a bloody minute! Where's George and Ringo?"

Ringo: "We've already jumped out Macca, and you 'aven't"

George: "Aye, y'know your almost past Pleasant, right?"

Paul: "Oh lord!" *Paul jumps out of the battle bus* "That was close!"

John: "I've just landed, and it appears that there's another team."

George: "Aye, Ritch and I will be keepin' an eye out for those gits."

George: "Wait, Ritch? Where are you?"

Ringo: "Where d'ya think I am?"

George: "Uhh..."

Ringo: "I'm on the roof mate. Don't y'hear me breaking the roof?"

George: "Oh, yeah, I do! Hold on, I'm comin' to ya."

Ringo: "I found me-self a green AR and some bandages, nothing really special." 

George: "All I got is this damn crossbow. I shoots like popcorn I tell'ya."

John: "Macca, where are ya?"

Paul: "I'm just fiddlin' on the roof, y'know? La La la!"

John: "Come on mate, we need to- OH MY GOD!"

Paul/Ringo/George: "What?!"

John: "I got myself a golden SCAR! I'm the king!"

Ringo: "Oi, let me a've it!"

George: "No fair!"

Paul: "Damn it I dropped my controller!"

George: "Hold on, I see the enemy team. They're on the bloody field!"

Ringo: "Aye, I see 'em, they're surrounding that chest."

Paul: "A'ight lads, follow me. George, Ringo, you go left. John, you follow me."

John: "Yes, my princess."

George: "Yes Paulie."

Ringo: "Sure thing, Macca."

Paul: Hold on, let me chop this tree first."

*Paul takes an unusually slow time chopping the tree*

John: "Christ! Hurry up Paulie! You've been at it with that tree for years!"

Paul: "Christ Lennon, I'm just about done now."

Paul: "There! Now I got me-self some more wood!"

George: "Lads, I-I think they've spotted us."

Ringo: "Is this so? Well then, can they stand against the great Richard Starkey? I'm goin' in lads! AHH!"

John: "Hold on, Ritch! Wait up!"

*Ringo charges into the enemy team only to be downed*

Ringo: "Shite..."

John: "I warned ya.."

Paul: "Don't worry Ritch, I'll save ya!"

*Paul charges into the enemy team, only to be met with the full fury of a green pump, and he's downed*

George: "Paul! Noo!"

Paul: "Don't worry lads, m'fine! Just slowly backin' away, that's all!"

John: "I'm comin' f'ya Macca! Hold on!"

*John attempts to save Paul, and he gets downed from some faggot with an AR*

John: "Bloody git got me!"

Paul: "Oh god, it's only one of us left!"

Ringo: "Alright Georgie, it's up t'you now."

John: "I believe en'ya."

Paul: "Make your shots count!"

*George charges into the enemy team, picking up Lennon's SCAR. He manages to kill the entire enemy team*

John: "Well look at ya, your a god!"

Paul: "Yay! Georgie!"

Ringo: "Oi, I knew me man could do it!"

George: "Haha, thank you guys."

*A large blue wall is seen closing in the distance*

Paul: Hold on, what is that?"

Ringo: "It's the...oh god...IT'S THE STORM!"

John/Ringo/Paul/George: "AHH! OH SHITE!"

John: "Hurry up Harrison! Revive us, quick!"

Paul: "Come on Georgie!"

Ringo: "Oh no, no no no no."

Paul: "It's too close! We're dead!"

*The Storm meets the Beatles*

John/Paul/George/Ringo: "AHHHHHH!"