Hades: This is my Kaiju transformation.

From the position that Y/n was in, he can see Hades' whole ass. He already gained a nose bleed. Hades turned his head to see the spiky haired teen staring at her butt. She licked her lips.

Hades: Oh Y/n~ Pay attention to the real mission. I'll let you do more stuff to me once we're done here~

Mt. Lady growled and said to herself.

Mt. Lady: So Y/n's into this kind of stuff?!

Y/n shook his head.

Y/n: Right, sorry.

He ran away.

Midnight: Stop right there Y/n Badguy!

The R-rated hero was about to activate her quirk but was punched in the face by Ramia which sent her to the ground.

Ramia: Sorry Miss Midnight, but you're not allowed to get in his way.

Midnight: Damnit...

Outside... On the roof

Seras was shooting some of the other heroes that were trying to come in with her sniper rifle. She fired her rifle and she saw an arm exploded to pieces.

Seras: This is so cool! Their bodies just explode like bubbles.

She was about to shoot another hero until she felt something behind her head.

???: Put the damn gun down.

Slowly placing the rifle down and putting her hands in the air, Seras turns around to see the pro hero snipes aiming his gun at her. It was the pro hero, Snipes

Snipes: You are hereby under arrest for injuring multiple heroes and for aiding Y/n the bloodedge.

Seras: Shut it bozo!

She flipped over him and summoned dual pistols.

Snipes: Tch.. Alright then, I guess you want to die bitch.

Seras growled as her eyes changed to a bloody red.

Seras: You are now going to die for calling me that.

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Intro..

https://youtu.be/ssQv6mfuLM4

With Hades...

Her and Mt. Lady were fighting causing shockwaves with each punch. Mt. Lady gave the red haired giant a right hook to the face

Mt. Lady: Hiyaaah!

The punch sent the busty giant crashing out of Union's walls into the road. People screamed and ran for their life as they tried to leave the area before they get crushed.

Hades: Interesting.

The kaiju female got up from the ground to see Mt. Lady walking out of the school.

Mt. Lady: Hmph... Can't believe Y/n chose to hang around you.

Hades: Heh... That's my line, you look like some whore dressed as a hero for a porn video. Y/n definitely doesn't want to hang around with a slutty old hag.

(Ouch)

Hades stood up from the ground and spat out a tiny bit of blood. Mt. Lady growled.

Mt. Lady: Damn you... I'll have you know that I'm 28 years old!

Hades yawned.

Hades: Still a slut though.

Mt. Lady tackled onto the kaiju female as the two continued to fight each other. Hades giving her a kick to the gut while My. Lady punched her face.

With Ramia...

Midnight got out of the rubble clearly injured while Ramia looks to be fine. Midnight's clothes was mostly ripped up too due to trying to use her quirk so much. The R-rated hero slowly gets up.

Ramia: Geez, it's like you had no combat experience. You should've at least learned that as a back up.

Midnight: That's... Because my quirk allows people to fall asleep before they can realize what's happening.

Ramia: I guess but what if someone is immune to that, hmm?

Midnight scoffed.

Midnight: I can still... Fight!

Midnight runs towards Ramia, reeling her arm to go for a punch but Ramia lifted up her hand and flicked her away crashing on the ground.

Ramia: What a disappointing finish. 

She then turns around to see more heroes. She then winked at them, sticking her tongue out.

Ramia: I'll gently punish any naughty boy who tries to attack me~

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With Y/n...

Y/n was on the third floor running down the halls of Union academy, as he was running he quickly punches his way through any heroes that try to stand in his way of his goal. Where was his goal...? It was the headmasters office, so he can find answers on where the sad Esper was.

Y/n: If I remember correctly, the three dick sucking headmasters should be straight ahead to the right.

???: Stop right there, Y/n Badguy!

Hearing a familiar voice behind him, Y/n sighs.

Y/n: Here we go again.....

He turns around to see Glynda, class-1A, Team CVFY and Ruby and Weiss.

Glyda: How can you choose the path of evil? You were an innocent boy.

She continued talking about what caused the teen to choose such a "dark" path while Y/n stopped listening entirely and yawned.

Y/n's mind: I wonder how Tao is doing?

In Kaka village....

Tao was currently playing around with the kaka kittens. they were running around chasing each other.

Taokaka: I'm nyanna (Gonna) get you kittens!

Back to Y/n....

After Glynda finished ranting towards Y/n, she noticed that he wasn't listening to her the whole time.

Glynda: Y/n!

Y/n snapped out of his thought when he was called by his former teacher

Y/n: Oh sorry, were you saying something important because I wasn't listening.

Glynda: Y/n stop this useless fighting!

Y/n: Why...?

Momo: Because it's hurting other people. 

Ochako: Not to mention causing destruction to countless property.

Y/n: I really don't care, you heroes or huntsmen aren't doing a good job yourselves.

Izuku: Yes we have! There was peace!

Y/n started chuckling.

Y/n: Hehehehe... That's cute, the fact that you say that while not knowing that one of the headmasters was secretly abusing a girl behind your backs.

Ruby: The headmasters would never do that!

Y/n: That's where you wrong... In fact Sir Zechs been doing it the whole time to her, her name is Natsuki. Does the name ring a bell?

Everyone widens their eyes.

Bakugo: SHUT UP YOU BASTARD! WE WON'T BELIEVE YOUR LIES!

Y/n: Dude can you stop yelling, maybe If you act like a normal person maybe your mother will actually care about you. 

Bakugo's hands started heating up as his face started getting even more angry. He blasted towards Y/n to attack him. Y/n smirks as he dodges and hits Bakugo with his blade which sends him in the air. 

Bakugo: grk.

Y/n then jumps up in the air lifts his legs and kicks Bakugo in the face and used his other leg to kick him in the gut. He then slammed him down on the ground with Aramasa creating a crater.

Everyone watches in shock as they all saw one of the strongest students get taken out in mere seconds. Y/n then grabs Bakugo's unconscious and threw it over to Midoriya.

Y/n: You can tell I was holding back, if I wasn't he would've been dead already. I really don't have time to be doing this for the fourth time. 

He then looked over to Ruby and Weiss, noticing that Yang and Blake weren't with them.

Y/n: Oi Ruby, where's Yang and Blake?

Ruby: S-S-S-She we-went to go find you with Xenovia... A-A-And Blake went to go stop them.

Y/n: I see...

He then put Aramasa away. 

Y/n's mind: Heh those two really want me eh..? Oh well, I 'll worry about that later...

Y/n: Alright then...

He then starts walking until he was stopped by a purple aura. 

Y/n: Glynda.... Stop it.

Glynda holding her wand to try to stop the white haired teen.

Glynda: I'm sorry Y/n but I cannot allow you to go near the Headmasters... Everyone ready yourselves!

Class 1-A, Team RW and Team CVFY readied themselves. Y/n growls.

Y/n: You guys don't listen... Don't worry I'll put all of you to sleep.

Suddenly something crashed into the building knocking away everyone except Y/n. It was Mt. Lady's body that destroyed part of the school.

Y/n: Well Damn.

He saw out the tall window that Hades had few scratch marks but other than that she was good. She saw Y/n and blew a kiss at him.

Hades: Sorry about that Y/n~

Y/n waved back at her.

Y/n: You're fine, there were people in my way and you took care of them. Thanks.

Hades then reverted back to her original self.

Hades: No problem, I'm going to go check on Ramia.

Before she was going to leave. Y/n yelled at her.

Y/n: Hades watch out!

Hades: Hm?

She turns around to see a truck in the air heading straight towards her.

Hades: Ah shi-

She didn't get to finish her sentence because the truck hit her and caused a huge explosion.

Y/n: Ouch... Hope she's okay.

He then ran off to find the headmasters.

With Seras...

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Shots were heard on the rooftop as Seras and Snipes were trying to shoot each other while jumping off roofs to jump on another.

Bullets collided with each other as Seras jumped in for cover by the vent to reload one of her pistols.

Seras: Crap! I need to reload.

Taking a clip out of the gun and putting another one, Seras shoots her other gun in order to keep Snipes at bay while she reloads the other one. 

Black Lagoon is a very good anime, I suggest ya'll watch it.

Snipes: Shit, she's really good.

He then takes out a knife.

Seras: He's moving now...

She jumped over the vent and was about to shoot again until she quickly dodges a knife almost hitting her head. She looks to see Snipes. 

Seras: Want to play like that, fine..

She puts her pistols in the holsters and summons a knife. The two slowly walk towards each other, Snipes pulled out another knife from his pocket and swung which the blonde vampire responded by dodging and twisting his arm. He threw his knife at his other hand and went for another swing but it was blocked by the police girl.

Snipes then head-butted her which made her drop her knife and grab her head in pain. 

Seras: Arg!

Snipes: You're done for!

Bang!

Suddenly... Snipes whole hand was blown to bits and he screamed in pain.

Snipes: Gaaaaaah!

He looks to his far right to see a person also on the roof tops. 

Lady Nagant (She's from the MHA manga)

Nagant: Target's weapon dropped. 

The female sniper put down her rifle arm.

Snipes: I'm g-going to k-kill her.

He was going to go after the sniper but felt an arm pull him back. He turned to see Seras but this time she had sharp fangs.

Seras: Now you've done it!

The vampire police girl grabs his shot arm and rips it off, blood spewing everywhere. Snips screams in pain but was soon shut it when Seras covered his mouth. She picks him up from his mouth.

Seras: Let me hear you squeal!

With her other hand, she punches a hole through his stomach and rips half of his body apart leaving his legs to hit the floor.

She then sank her teeth onto the now dead pro hero. Blood landed on her face as she began to suck the rest of the blood out of the dead body.

With Yang, Xenovia...

Yang and Xenovia were looking for their love while Blake followed behind.

Blake: Yang, Xenovia can you stop being idiots and stop worrying Y/n and get back to the others.

Xenovia: Not until we look for our darling Y/n.

Yang: Yeah! 

Yang fixes her shirt, Blake notices something poking out of her shirt.

Blake: Yang.... Are you wearing a bra?

Yang: Nope, why?

Blake: Why are you not wearing one!

Yang: So me, and Xenovia can have a threesome with Y/n.

Blake: Are you two seriously trying to have a threesome in the middle of a battle?!

Xenovia: Yes!

Yang: I can already imagine it.

Yang's and Xenovia's mind:

There was debris everywhere... Almost the whole school was destroyed. Everything was destroyed and bodies were on the floor... But what could be heard was noises... Moans to be exact. Those moans were behind a huge rock. Behind the rock, Y/n was screwing both Yang and Xenovia.

Yang: Ah~ ah~ ah~ Y/n you're so rough~!

Xenovia: Please, ah~ never leave our side Ah~!

Y/n smiled as he continued having his fun with the two.

Y/n: I would never leave the both of you, we're staying like this forever~

Back to reality...

Both Yang and Xenovia gained a nosebleed as they continued fantasizing.

Yang: mmm~...Yeah Y/n pull on my hair~

Xenovia: We'll live a happy future when we're near you~

Blake sighed.

Blake: ... Ugh...

???: Blake my love, I finally found you.

Turning around the cat Faunus widen her eyes to see a man that she wanted to forget.

Adam Taurus (Vergil wannabe/Blake simp)

Blake: Adam, what are you doing here!?

Adam: I've come to take you back with me.

Blake: I don't want to go with you, I don't love you anymore!

Adam: That's nonsense, of course you do.

Yang: You must be bad guy, why don't you run along while you still can, we're trying to find Y/n.

Clank!

The sounds of blades colliding as Xenovia and Adam both clash.

Adam: I am not a person you should be messing with girl.

Xenovia: Neither should you be messing with us too. Leave or die.

Adam smirked.

Adam: Show me your power.

Yang: You asked for it buddy!

Yang readies Ember Celica.

To Be Continued....

Here's a Blazblue meme: