The Spectacles Of Eros! Y/n's Gag Reel.
Hey everyone, Jayden Here! Just wanted to let you guys know that this is a non cannon chapter in the story and it takes place presumably somewhere between just getting back from beating May and heading to Union. So if I do say let the Special Chapter begin!
Y/n, Lambda and Ramia managed to successfully make it back to the city. Y/n exclaimed.
Y/n: Finally, it's good to be back home!
Lambda: Target seems to be.... Happy.
Y/n: Of course I am, after fighting so much it's good that I can res... Oh shit, I need to get Natsuki!
Ramia: Natsuki...?
Y/n: It's a girl that's been abused by that bastard Devil King, Lucifer.
Ramia: My that's unfortunate.
Lambda: We still have one more person joining you.
Y/n: Hm, what do you mean by that?
Right after he said that she took out a device and a portal opened up. Right when I opened up, the same police girl from before fell out of it.
Seras: What shall we do then, Master?
Y/n: We're going to Union and kick everyone's ass, that's what we're going to do. C'mon you two we need to go, you coming with us?
You look at Lambda.
Lambda: I.... Cannot, ordered to only take you back by Kokonoe.
Y/n: Bummer.... Anyways thanks for bringing Seras and bringing us back.
With that, the three ran off leaving the robot alone.
Lambda: Heading back to sector 7 now.
She levitated off the ground and flew off.
With Y/n and girls...
The three ran in the streets of city, trying to get to their destination which was Union Academy. As they were, the scent of roses filled Y/n's sense of smell making him and the girls stop running.
Seras: What's wrong, Y/n?
Y/n: That smell... I know that damn smell from anywhere. Stay here.
He then looks to his right to see a restaurant. He runs in there and sees Rachel sitting down on a table, sipping on some tea. The vampire noticed Y/n's presence.
Rachel: Hello Y/n, as foolish as always, I see.
Y/n: Gah! Freakin' Rabbit! What are you doing here?
Rachel: What a silly question. Why should I tell you why I do anything? Must I always tell you my whereabouts now?
You sweat dropped.
Y/n: Well.... Of course not... But...
Rachel: ...
Y/n: ...
The two stood in silence.
Rachel: So I heard that you're saving a little girl, am I correct?
Y/n: Uh... Yeah.
Rachel: ... Pedophile.
This irritated you.
Y/n: Whaaaaaat! What the hell was that for!?
Rachel: You don't know what a pedophile is? I'll explain it to you... A pedophile is when an older male or female wants a child sexuall-
You interrupted her.
Y/n: Alright alright I know what it means!
Rachel giggles.
Rachel: My, it's amusing seeing the dog's reaction.
Y/n growled.
Y/n: Alright rabbit, now you've done i-
Rachel then held her hand out.
Rachel: Now now, before you attack a defenseless lady.... I do have a present for you.
Y/n raised his eyebrow.
Y/n: Huh? A present...?
Rachel: If you would be so kind as to close your eyes for a moment...
Y/n: Hell no! God knows what you're going to do! Besides... Anything from you wouldn't be worth having...
Rachel's had a tick mark on her head.
Rachel: Well I never! Hah!
The vampire lady chops the spiky haired boy neck making his eyes roll back, his conscious leaving him.
Rachel: I'm rather bored, Y/n. I believe I'll play with you a little bit more to pass the time.
Rachel twirls away from the slumbering Y/n and leaps atop the table. Rachel draws a pair of spectacles from the folds of her dress and places them on Y/n. Her grin was one of satisfaction. It was not pleasant. Y/n wakes up.
Y/n: Ugh...
Rachel: Valkenhayn!
Just then, a portal opened up and the old butler walked out of it.
Valkenhayn: I am here, madam.
Rachel: Explain to him, as you would to a child.
Valkenhayn: But of course, milady. I don't wish to appear arrogant, or presumptuous, but please, allow me to explain. The item that madam Rachel has placed upon the insect Y/n the Bloodedge are the legendary Spectacles Of Eros, and a magical item they are indeed. Their effect will spread through this entire city, and soon, no matter where Y/n may try to hide, the power of The Spectacles Of Eros will exert their power over others. Everyone, who ever hated him, will love him. That.... Is the dreadful power of the Spectacles Of Eros. The Spectacles Of Eros were crafted so perfectly, in times of yore, that the person wearing them will not feel their presence and will never know that they have become the bearer of a powerful artifact.
Rachel: Very nicely said.
Valkenhayn: You are too kind, madam.
With a deep bow, he disappears into the darkness. Rachel then claps and suddenly Y/n gains his consciousness back.
Y/n: Gah! W-What happened?... Wait am I drooling? It felt like I got hit by a truck or something...?
Rachel giggles.
Rachel: Why, whatever do you mean Y/n? What Foolishness.
Y/n: Yeah.... I guess you're right... Weird.
Suddenly the restaurant door flung opened to reveal Seras running towards Y/n. She then latched onto his arm tightly.
Y/n: Huh, Seras what are you doing? I told you to wait outside with Ramia.
Seras: ...
Y/n knew something was up with her.
Y/n: Seras, are you alright. Your face is getting red, are you sick?
Seras tighten her grip and looked up to him.
Seras: I... I love you, Y/n the Bloodedge!
Y/n's eyes widen spin hearing what the girl has said to him.
Y/n: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Where the hell did THAT come from?!
Rachel placed her hand on her mouth.
Rachel: Oh ho ho ho. How delightful! They're working PERFECTLY! None can resist the almighty power of the Spectacles of Eros!
Seras: C'mon Y/n, don't you love me?
Y/n pushed her away.
Y/n: Gah! Don't touch me!
Rachel: You, child. Do you really love Y/n that much?
Seras yelled out to the vampire.
Seras: YES! A thousand times, Yes!
Rachel: Oh dear, that won't do at all.
Seras: Why not!?
Rachel: Why, because Y/n is simply head-over-heels in love with me, of course!
Seras: What!? Is this true!?
Y/n: NO! And in case you missed it the first time, HELL NO! You twisted, evil, blood-sucking rabbit! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Rachel gives him an innocent look.
Rachel: Oh come on, Y/n! No need to be shy. Just admit your feelings... Admit that you are my devoted servant!
Y/n: Who are you calling servant!?
???: Oh Y/n~
??? #2: Is Y/n here?
???: Where is he?
Just then, Rachel, Y/n and Seras turned their heads to see Ramia, Rumi, Lucy, Baiken, Hades. Kokonoe, Lambda and Litchi and almost all of the girls in Union came into the restaurant. Even Natsuki was there. Y/n had a shocked expression on his face.
Y/n: What... The hell..
Every girl turned their head to see the spiky haired teen and immediately ran towards him, all screaming his name.
Girls: Y/n~!!!
Y/n: Gah! The hell, is this! How did they know I was here.
Girls surrounded him as Yang and Xenovia grabbed him.
Yang: Y/n dear, it's been too long since we've last seen each other.
Xenovia: Mmm~ He still smell's so manly~
Xenovia started fondling with his body making him nervous.
Y/n: What in the- Get the hell off me! I'm so gonna hurt the both of you once this is done.
Akeno: Or you can hurt me instead~
Y/n: Hell no!
He pushed off his two former girlfriends and try to back away but trips and falls. Yang quickly bends down to go help him, purposely trying to show her cleavage.
Ignore the mechanical arm
Boing Boing
Yang: Are you okay, babe?
Y/n's cheeks slightly turn red upon see the blonde's bust.
Y/n: W-WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA?!
Yang giggles.
Yang: C'mon is it not obvious? So we can have XXX (Intercourse) with each other.... Matter of fact, why not leave these losers and go back to your dorm room?
Baiken: Excuse me! The only one whose going to be the bearer of his children is going to be me!
Rumi: Nah ah, I'm more than enough to satisfy his needs.
Blake: Sorry but with an ass like mine, he'll choose me over any of you dumb asses!
Rias: Like hell I'm going to let you bitches have their disgusting hands on the person I truly love!
Suddenly they heard a scream outside of the restaurant.
Issei: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!!?
Kokonoe: Huh? Did you hear that? Outside? It sounded like millions of voices cried out in anguish, and were suddenly silenced...
Rias: No, you're just hearing things.
As the girls turned back, they see Litchi trying to give Y/n some sort of potion. Natsuki used her telekinesis and crushed the potion from litchi's hand.
Litchi: Hey!
Natsuki: Y/n, be careful. That potion could've done something harmful to you.
Y/n: Eh?
Litchi: She saw right through me. Darn and I was so close too.
Y/n: Wait so that was true!?
He suddenly felt arms wrapped around as you turn to see Hades hugging his waist.
Hades: Hey their big boy~
He then looked back to see Ramia with a cheeky grin on her face and her arms stretched out.
Y/n: What the hell is going on! Everything was just fine a moment ago!
Your face was then pulled down into Ramia's bosom as she started giggling.
Ramia: ufufufu~ So cute, don't worry because mommy's here~
Y/n: mmf... Hmmmf!
Y/n mustered all the strength he could and pushed Ramia off. He then booked it and tried to go for the exit but suddenly his legs stopped moving.
Y/n: Huh? My legs!
He looked back to see Weiss with her rapier. He then felt his left hand get grabbed by some sort of grappler. Of course it was Baiken.
Mina: You aren't going anywhere hot stuff~
Ochako: Because we wanna have some fun~
Seras: With You~
Baiken then pulled the Azure Grimoire welder out of the ice and was dragged on the floor by the one armed samurai.
Baiken: C'mon husband~
Y/n was already sweating... like a lot, he tried pulling the claw off of him but it was no use as Jiro sat on top of him while Nora and Asia held his arms. Slowly all the girls started grabbing him.
Y/n: Stop Please! No! Not there! Gaaaah!
As every girl fought for the teens heart, Rachel stood in the back, with an irritated look on her face as she pulls on her servants ear.
Rachel: ...
Play Hikari... (Can't believe he's in smash now!)
Gag Reel OVER!
Hoped all of you enjoyed, this is Jayden signing off. See ya!
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