HEY IDIOT!! Merry Christmas (Special Chapter)

It was Christmas Eve, the day was cloudy and snow was falling to the ground. Children played in the snow wearing raincoats, gloves, boots and a hat.

You yawned as you sat up from your bed and stretched your arms.

Y/n: Ah man, damn... My back feels so tight.

You placed your right arm down on the mattress. You turn your head to see Seras sitting down on a chair with headphones in her ears while holding a book in her right hand with a hot cup of coffee on her left hand. She wore a blue long sleeved sweater with a white shirt underneath, navy blue sweatpants and white socks on.

The lovely Seras.

The blonde police gal noticed you rising up from the bed, she took off her headphones and smiled at you.

Seras: Well good morning master, did you sleep alright?

You looked at the blue eyed vampire and smiled at her.

Y/n: Oh hey Seras, yeah I did sleep alright. How are you doing?

Seras: I'm doing alright myself, thanks for asking.

From the look on her face it seemed like Seras wanted to say something else. You folded your arms.

Y/n: Alright, out with it... What do you want.

Seras tensed up a bit.

Seras: I was uh wondering.... If you uh... Can we hang around together today, so I can get used to the city.

You sighed which made the girl embarrassed.

Seras: You don't have to if you don't want--

Y/n: I'm fine with it.

The vampire perked up hearing your response.

Seras: R--Really?

You shrugged your shoulders.

Y/n: Yeah, I mean I got nothing better to do so might as well go with you.

Seras face turned into a smile.

Seras: Thank you, master!

You nod your head and get up from the bed and walked to the bathroom. You brushed your teeth and cleaned your face. Once you were done, you left the bathroom and grabbed your jacket. You turned to Seras who also had a jacket and a hat on. You saw the joyful smile on her face.

Y/n: Alright, I'm ready.

Seras: Sweet, let's get going.

The two leave the room and walk down the hallway. As they do they pass the training room not to see anyone there.

Y/n: Huh? That's weird, usually Ramia is training here at this time.

Y/n looked at Seras who was sweating a bit.

Y/n: Do you know where she is Seras?

Seras: O--Oh um nope, not at all.

Y/n: I see, anyways we should get going.

Seras nodded.

Seras: Yeah.

The two continued walking until they were stopped by a familiar voice.

Oi and where the hell do you two think you're going.

The two turned around to see Kokonoe and Lucy. Kokonoe was in her usual outfit while Lucy was wearing some sort of pink outfit.

Seras: Master and I were just about to walk around the city for a little bit.

Kokonoe: Well here take her with you, she wants to hang around you Y/n.

Y/n: Heh... Alright. Anyways what's up with the Valentine unit.

Kokonoe sighed and scratched her head.

Kokonoe: It's a pain in my ass that's what, there's this damn code that I need to unlock in her brain so I can see her memories and restart it.

Kokonoe kept rambling on about her nerdy science stuff which bored the hell out of you, you grabbed Seras and Lucy and walked away. Once Kokonoe realized the trio were gone, she had a pissed off look on her face as she broke her lollipop with her teeth.

Revy chan~

Kokonoe: Y/n, you son of a bi--

With You...

Y/n: God, I hate when she rambles about her nerdy shit, it's so goddamn annoying.

Seras: C'mon Y/n, it ain't that bad. Maybe you can learn something from her about that kind of stuff.

Y/n: That's an automatic no from me.

Seras: I see.

The trio continued walking to head to the city. They see multiple buildings filled with Christmas lights and people walking down with boxes and placing them in their cars.

Seras: My I always forget how packed it is whenever the holidays comes.

Y/n: Yeah, usually I'd go on Thanksgiving to grab some gifts because it's not as packed like on Black Friday.

The trio then arrive at park where they see children playing in the snow. Lucy was seen staring at them laughing and overall having a good time. You saw the pink diclonius doing so.

Y/n: Hey Lucy... Do you want to play in the snow?

The female turned her head to you and nodded her head rapidly.

Lucy: Mhm..

You and Seras chuckled.

Y/n: Go ahead, but try not to kill anyone please while we're gone.

The girl nodded her head then ran away from the two. Seras laughed.

Y/n: This is what I want to see in society... People being happy.

Seras: Hm? What do you mean Y/n?

Y/n: What I'm saying is I want to create a world where everyone is happy, even the powerless. People with powers don't understand what it's truly like to feel powerless. Not to mention there's league of villains and Salem that only think for themselves and not for others.

Seras: I see.... Well I want to help too, master.

Y/n: Good that's what I like to hear.

You grab her hand making the vampire blush.

Y/n: C'mon, let's get going before it gets too dark.

While still holding her hand, you run out the Park, through the streets of Union City. Seras was looking around at a couple of stores, some peaked her interest. Of course it was a women's shop.

Y/n: Uh... I'm going to stay out here.

Seras: Hm, how come?

Y/n: What do you mean "How come"? I'm not going in there! It makes me uncomfortable.

Seras: Oh c'mon it won't be that bad.

Y/n: That's not the point! Hey stop dragging me!

Seras starts dragging him into the shop. The two enter the shop only to be meet with glares which made you sweat. Seras was having the time of her life, choosing through various different outfits for herself while you held onto many pieces of clothing. And just like every anime she showed you them wanting to know you opinion on them.

Seras: What do you think about this outfit master?

Seras walked out of the changing room wearing a yellow bikini and yellow undergarment.

What the vampire wore.

You had a slight blush on your face as you waved your hand.

Y/n: It doesn't matter what you wear, Seras.

Seras: What do you mean, it doesn't matter. Of course it does, girls like it when they show off to a guy.

Y/n: I doubt that... Last time I went shopping, it took 3 hours... Like seriously how long does it take for girls to shop? Besides why the hell do you need that in winter time?

Flashback...

You and Rumi were out in the mall, you were carrying 14 boxes filled with clothes while the bunny hero had a smile on her face.

Y/n: H--How much clothes did you get yourself?!

Rumi: Oh Y/n dear, these clothes aren't for me.

Y/n: Huh? What the hell do you mean by that?!

The dark skinned female giggled.

Rumi: Silly Y/n, these clothes are for you. Then after we're done with you, I'll get my clothes.

Y/n: HUH?!

Flashback Over...

Seras: That's because we want to look good!

Y/n: Hmph... Whatever, it doesn't even matter what type of clothes you have. You still look hot as hell either way.

Seras face heated up.

Seras: O--Oh really?

Y/n: Uh yeah, duh.

A smile crept on Seras' face as she hugged you.

Seras: Aw, thanks Master.

Y/n: Oi put some clothes!

Later...

The two exit the store to find the sun setting.

Y/n: Man, we've been shopping all day. C'mon, let's get Lucy.

Seras nods her head.

Seras: Right.

The two beings began to walk their way back to the park until something caught your interest...

Y/n: Oh man, a hot chocolate stand.

Seras: Hm?

You run towards the stand and brought out your wallet.

Y/n: Seras, do you want some hot chocolate?

Seras: Oh um... Yeah.

You turned your head to the person.

Y/n: Can I get three hot chocolates.

Feminine voice: Oh sure..

Y/n: Wait that voice...

You get a better look at the worker to find out it was Noel. She was wearing her uniform but it was decorated with Christmas items on it.

Noel's outfit... Too cute!

Noel: Ah it's you!

Your eyes widen upon seeing the woman.

Y/n: You're Noel!

The blonde haired girl smiled.

Noel: Yup, that's me.

Seras: Master, do you know this girl?

You nod you're head.

Y/n: Yeah, I do. It was back when you and the others where in Union.

You turned your head towards the bolverk welder.

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Noel: Well, I wanted to help people that aren't fortunate to buy a meal. So I made some delicious meals and drinks for them to eat. Just look at them, they're enjoying it.

She points at a bunch of homeless people holding their stomachs in pain. This made both you and Seras sweat dropped.

Seras: Uh... I don't think that they like it at all.

Noel: That's nonsense, here take some.

She then brought out a plate filled what the hell was in it.

She shoved the plate of food your face. You look at Seras and she was slowly backing away from it. You gulped as you took the fork that was on the plate. You took some food and put it in your mouth... Just one bite from it made you...

Perfect Example lol... (Poor Narukami.. He died thanks to Chie's horrible Cooking)

Fall to the ground almost going unconscious. Seras screamed

Seras: Master are you alright!?

Noel: See my meal was so good it made him speechless.

Seras picked you up and brought you close to her.

Seras: Master, please speak to me! Are you alright?

Y/n: Food.... Bad... Don't... Eat.. It.

Seras: Oh master c'mon we're getting out of here!

She puts you on her back and runs out of the area leaving Noel.

Noel: Oh well, man what am I going to do for my birthday tommorow?

(Noel's birthday is on Christmas)

With You and Seras...

You manage to stand up after barely surviving Noel's cooking which made Seras relieved and the two of you just arrived to the park where Lucy was the whole time. You two managed to find her in the snow trying to make a snow angel. It had to the most cutest thing you've ever seen because of how hard the pink haired girl trying to make it.

Y/n: Lucy, c'mon it's time to head back!

Lucy sat up and looked at you, what you noticed different was that she was smiling. Ever since he broke her free from the military base, Lucy has never once smiled.

Y/n's mind: Finally some character development...

Lucy got up and ran over to the two of you.

Seras: Looks like you had fun didn't you?

Lucy nods her head rapidly.

Lucy: Mhm mhm!

Seras pats her head.

Y/n: Hehe, we'll come back here some other time. Would you like that?

Lucy: Yes, I would.

Y/n: Good, now let's get back.

They then exit the park and head back to Kokonoe's place. Once they entered, the whole building was dark.

Y/n: Huh, why is it so dark?

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/rirX9k9mNhc

Play Music

The lights turned on and you saw confetti being shot and balloons descending from the air.

Merry Christmas Y/n!

The girls including Bullet, Xenovia and Yang jumped out surprising you. You noticed that all of them had Christmas outfits on.

Baiken: Merry Christmas my husband~

You're fiancé grabbed your arm and pulled it into her breasts making you blush.

Y/n: W--What in the world are you doing?!

Ramia: What do you think silly, we're celebrating Christmas.

You took notice of the room to find it all decorated with Christmas ornaments, socks a Christmas tree, etc.

Y/n: You did all of this while I was away?

Rumi: We sure did, we made sure to distract you long enough in order to finish this.

Y/n: I see, so that's why Seras was in my room earlier.

Just then Yang walked up to you, you noticed that she was embarrassed.

Yang: M--Merry Christmas Y/n.

Y/n: Yang, you arm. Did Kokonoe give you that arm.

She nodded her head as she managed to say something.

Yang: She did, it's not fully done yet. I-I wanted to join in because I wanted to see you.

Xenovia: M-Me too.

Y/n: I see then, well I'm glad that the two of you are doing fine.

Boing!

You're head was then shoved into Hades's breasts.

Hades: C'mon let's have some fun!

Ramia: I got the tequila!

Bullet: But what game should we play first?

Xenovia: Oh why not spin the bottle?

Y/n: I don't know about that, we're gonna need a big bottle for that and Ramia has the--

Ramia: Done!

Y/n: Eh?

You turn your head to see Ramia already finished the alcohol in mere seconds.

Y/n: Your already done with it??!!

Ramia: Sure am, now we can play.

Y/n: Ugh whatever... I'm sure it won't be that bad..

(Famous last words)
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Okay what the hell!?

You were now in your boxers as you had a pissed off look on your face. You crossed your arms in anger.

Y/n: Why the hell do you guys keep doing this to me!

Rumi held a camera as she kept taking photos of you while having a nose bleed. The other girls just continued their stares at your well toned body... Especially Xenovia and Yang.

Yang: I... Want to touch his muscles.

Xenovia: Me too...

The two girls crawled over to you started fondling your chest. The two were blushing while moving their fingers to every nook and cranny of your body that they could find.

Xenovia: So hard... Your body is so we'll built. It's like that God made this body with his own hand... I just want to keep touching you.

Yang: That's not the only thing that's hard~

Yang slowly placed her hand on your growing crotch.

Y/n: Hey, stop that!

Yang: This is waaay better than my body pillow of you.

Y/n: You have WHAT?!

Hades: Hmm~ My I am certainly enjoying the view~

Y/n: Oh shut up.

Hades: No need to be a Tsundere~

Baiken: Husband, you weren't acting like this back in the bathhouse.

Natsuki: Wait, what happened in the bathhouse?

Y/n intervened.

Y/n: N--Nothing, don't worry about it.

A sly grin appeared on Ramia's face.

Ramia: Oh my~ Those two did it in the bathhouse. Didn't think you were this bold Mr. Grim Reaper?~

Baiken: It's true, he was pulling my hair roughly and spanking me too~

Suddenly all of the girls blushed.

Y/n: STOP SPEAKING!!!

Yang: Y/n, you... You..

Xenovia: Big jerk!! How can you do that when you have us.

You waved your hands around.

Y/n: I was stressed, alright it's not my fault.

Hades: Oh how can you do this to us, you are such a cruel man~

The queen of hell proceed making fake tears.

Y/n: Man, what a pain in my ass.

Suddenly Rumi came up with an idea and gathered the girls and started talking to them while you couldn't understand what they were saying. After that they all separated and started walking towards you making you nervous.

Y/n: H-Hey what are all of you doing?!

Hades: They're is only one thing I want for Christmas...

Yang: And that is...

Xenovia: At the very least...

Rumi: A kiss from you~

Y/n: WHAAAAAAAAAT!! Where the hell did that come from, stay back you weirdos! I don't consent, I don't--

You were then tackled to the ground.

Y/n: GAAAAAAAH!!!

Lucy watched in silent while munching on a Christmas cookie.

Finished...

From there you can probably guess what happened... That's the end of this special Christmas chapter. Hoped you all enjoyed and I'll see you next time. Have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.. Wait there's more!

Christmas Day...

You woke up from your slumber to notice that you were on the ground. You rubbed your head as you saw a light by the Christmas tree.

Y/n: Huh?

You get off the ground and walked towards the light. Everything shined making you cover your eyes.

Y/n: What is this?

Once the light died down, you uncovered your eyes and saw both your mother and your father standing in front of you.

Jack-O: Merry Christmas my little boy!

You mother ran up to you and gave you a bone crushing hug.

Y/n: T-Thanks mom.

Sol: Here take this.

Sol hands you a box, it was a present. You opened to find a skill list.

Sol: For Christmas, you get an infinite supply of my movelist.

An enormous smile crept on your face.

Y/n: No way! Thanks Dad you're the best!

Sol: Yeah yeah.

You then saw something else in the box. It was a picture..

Y/n: Huh, what's this?

You took the picture out to see a man with long blonde hair tied back like a ponytail and a girl with blue hair that was tied into pigtails. For some reason... That guy reminded you of Jin.

Y/n: Dad... What's this?

Sol: You'll soon find out. It's time to go, we'll see you again.

Y/n: Wait!

A beam of light shined down and you were back in Kokonoe's place. You looked at the picture again.

Y/n: What could this mean?

The Picture...

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End

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