I was in class working halfheartedly as I was forcibly woken up by combustion by grimm

The bell then started ringing

"*yawn*and that's going to do it for now"i said as I went back to sleep

And just as I finished that sentence altera came up right over me and tried to stab me in the head with her sword which I bent the trajectory away with reality bending magic

"Just because I'm asleep doesn't mean you can take me lightly

Now stop it or I'll double your homework for the week"i said threatening as I got out of class as met up with kiana

"Hey kiana what's up,wanna go for a quick meal?"I asked her

"Of course!are you paying?"she asked as I nodded

"Naturally,it's up to a man to pay for the woman right?"I said as we then went to the canteen so I could buy something we could enjoy eating together as she's my sister in law

"Why do you look like you could collapse any second now?"she asked me as I was walking like a wet spaghetti would

"Not only did grimm burn me as a wake up call but your sister woke me up half an hour earlier than usual and I don't think I need to tell you why that is"i said

"Oh I see,it's been a while since I last visited though"she said

"You're welcome to come anytime your nieces and nephews miss you"i told her as"they always asked me "where is auntie kiana"

"What about the week ends then?"asked kiana

"That works then"i said as we reached the canteen and were greeted by two new cooks

'Where's sanji?'

One of them had pink hair with fox ears and tails while the other had green hair with a snake tail

"Good morning!how may we help you today?"asked us the fox girl

"I'd like three mega pizzas with two sodas"i said

"Sorry but I don't think we're allowed to make a mega pizza,there's only regular ones"

"Just give him what he wants!last time I told him this he stayed the entire weekend waiting for it"said the head cook sanji

"Will do!"responded the fox girl as before she left for the kitchen I asked her

"Is your name tamamo mae?"I asked her

"Yes,how do you know?"she asked me

"Then the other must be kiyohime,well someone told me about the two of you and you strike me as a tamamo that's all"i said as the green haired girl named Kiyohime brought the drinks

"Could it be luna told you about us?"asked kiyohime

"Yeah I talked to her a bit yesterday"i said

A few minutes later as we were talking tamamo brought three boxes mega pizzas

"There you go!are you planning to feed your class with this?"asked tamamo

"It's lunch for the both of us actually"i said smiling taking the boxes of pizzas

They looked at us with a surprised look

"He's eating the majority just so you know!!he may look like a scrawny man but he has the appetite of a beast!"she said as we left leaving behind the money

We then found a nice spot for us to eat

"Mmhmm,I can't get enough of this"i said eating multiple slices of pizza in one bite

"Don't you have several wives that cook for you?"asked kiana

"I do but junk food is nice every once in a while"i responded

"Maybe we should organize a picnic trip for the studentsshe suggested

"Sure I can bribe shadow to do that"i said as we were enjoying a breath of fresh air

"You know,I kind of miss the old days,you know

When you used to be a jerk and defied the leaders and even the headmistress herself"

"Do you remember the sports festival?"

"You mean when shadow threw a big bang at you?who could forget that!

Then came the ball"she said before her smile turned into a sad one

"And then things went downhill,a copy of you nearly killed shadow

everyone in school got turned into mindless zombies that had a giant moth break into our mind

But it all worked out!you came back to save us all despite everyone hating you at that time"she said

"Kiana"i said as I looked up at the sky

"Yeah?"

"You did a good job forgetting some details"i said as I don't want to remember certain things

Kiana then tried to lighten the mood

"Forget what?how you did it with sarah the night you got reunited with her?"she asked me

"What?!how do you know that?!"

"Your parents told me that during your wedding with aella"she told me with a smug look on her face

"Here I thought you were a nice person"i said

"Don't worry about it,besides we all knew you couldn't last long around sarah before falling to the urge"said kiana

"Hey it's natural!!"I shouted flustered

"Now that i think about it i should warn daidouji about you,who knows you might try something with us with those tentacles of yours"she teased me even more

I was about to bring out my tentacles to scare her when all of a sudden I heard shouting,more like boy shouting

"OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"What could that be?"i asked as both me and kiana got up to see what was causing all the commotion as there was no one here yet the screams could be heard across the entire school so me and kiana hurried to find what was the source of it when we stumbled upon daidouji and the rest of the class behind a crowd that was moving as if following someone

"Hey daidouji What's going on?Who's the person everyone is following?"I asked

"THAT'S A REAL BOMBSHELL!!"shouted natsu

"LOOK AT THOSE GIANT JUGS THAT SHE'S CARRYING!!!"shouted chara as she was biting her sweater in jealousy and I finally got a good look at who it was

"SARAH?!"

Everyone turned back to me as they looked at me with a look that spelled confusion,jealousy and many more things

Sarah turned back to me as despite her always stoic eyes she had a smile and then ran to me before jumping in my arms

"Y/n"she said embracing me

"WAIT TEACH YOU KNOW THAT WOMAN?!"asked chara

"YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT HER!!!"said kurumi

"Oh right sorry about that

This woman here is my wife"I said as we then kissed each other leaving everyone shocked

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Someone nearly pulled out a morgana on me that's all I have to say

I have never felt so threatened before