Y/n was in the living room of his house as the sun was shining down on them and a summer like heat with children running everywhere as he did nothing but look at them

Grimm stopped pretending as Y/n just looked at them run by

'My children huh?'he asked himself

Then hornet and shadow both sat on either sides of him and too close to him for his comfort

"What are you two doing here?don't you have jobs?"he asked

Hornet who scooted closer said

"Hollow gave me a break so I can stay with you"she said

He then turned to shadow

"I'm the headmistress now and it's vacation time"she said

"Yeah but why are you two so close to me?"he asked as shadow then grabbed him and hugged him tightly

"I barely get time to stay with my husband so cut me some slack!"she said as she hugged him really tightly

"Hey that's not fair I too don't get that much time with him!"said hornet as they started pulling him by his arms stretching them to an irregular length

"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!!"he shouted as he turned completely black with tentacles coming out of his back

He quickly reverted back to normal and fell on his back,he opened his eyes to see sarah in a swimsuit

"What the hell?why are you wearing a bikini?"I asked her

"We're going to the beach silly"said mizuki as I turned around and saw her,renka and aella in swimsuits as well

"What the hell?!"I asked

"It's summer so it's a must,we're all going to the beach next to the house"said aella

Uso de aru (if you know the reference you're a legend)it wasn't summer,the girls tempered with the weather around their house to make it seem that way

"Forget it I'm not going with you,enjoy it if you want"i said

"Oh really?~,but what If random strangers appear out of nowhere and hit on us?"said mizuki teasing him

He hesitated,despite being a kid and having no recollection of how he got married to them,his being was screaming to go with them

"Fine I'm going but only to make sure grimm doesn't drown"

"I can swim you know"

"Talking back to me?GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

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Everyone was playing at the beach as Y/n's  wives were playing with their little children while grimm was sleeping on his floaties

Everyone except for Y/n

He was just sitting under a parasol looking at everyone playing in the sea

"What's wrong Y/n?why aren't you playing with us?"asked sarah as she came back to the parasol sitting besides him as she was still wet from playing with nyarla

"I don't know I'd rather stay here and relax and digest whatever is going on"he said

"You still don't believe that you're married and have kids?"

"Mostly who I'm married with"he said looking away

"Is it us?"asked sarah

"Yeah"

"Why?

Are we a bother to you?"she asked the same question which started an apocalypse

But this time it was different,Y/n wasn't under the same influence as that night

"Of course not!if I married you then it's an answer in and of itself you idiot!Geez,those massive jugs of yours must be using all your cerebral capacities"he said trying to cover what he said with insults as he turned around blushing

He then turned to sarah

"You know what?forget I ever said that

Wait why do your eyes look so weird?"he asked

Meanwhile renka and mizuki were playing with Akko and anti while shadow was taking care of nyarla and ryuko

"Hey big bro!Where's daddy?"asked akko

Anti looked towards the beach

"Now that you mention it I don't see him anywhere"said anti

"Now now,what are you talking about?he's right......there"said renka as all she saw was sarah turning her back on them

"Oh no sarah got him"she said leaving anti to mizuki as she rushed to the beach

She was greeted by a horrifying sight

Sarah was kissing the living out of Y/n mouth to mouth as she was hugging so tight his back was at an unnatural shape and his entire upper body smothered in her breasts as she had hearts in her eyes

"Sarah!!"shouted mizuki as she then threw her away from Y/n

"Why'd you throw me?"asked sarah

"One or two more seconds and we all know where this could have ended!"scolded her mizuki as the other girls arrived

"I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself,he was being such a tsundere and the way he blushed made me snap"she said as mizuki turned back to Y/n to see him totally passed out

Though he looked like he experienced heaven instead of anything else with a slight grin on his face

The girls began to drag her away and into the sea

"Wait!don't leave me like that I'm not do-grbgrbgrgbb"

Mizuki sighed

"She traumatized him poor kid"she said as then looked at him

And licked her lips

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Oh wait did I say ONE chapter?I LIED

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