((FAIR WARNING. This specific Jasper x Female Reader is MATURE and most definitely EROTIC AS HELL. Still wanna read? Remember I warned you. I haven't quite figured out the exact schedule for it sooo check the FANNOUNCEMENTS for any updates when it does come out. And PLEASE do check out JazIsComplex's Jasper x Reader story as well if you enjoy these type of books. It's really fucking good and a major page turner, I enjoyed it!!! :) -Fan365))

The sand slid from underneath your weight, only to be quickly dragged off by the sudden crash of waves against the sandy shore. Sand shone in your eyes like billions of mini bright jewels and the orange/yellow sun helped illuminate them. Soft crunches of your bare feet on the particles of rough sand sounded as you trodded home alone. Getting closer and closer to a grassy meadow you were most familiar with. The pungent stench of manure and grass treatment flooded your nose, it wasn't like where you used to live...back home.

"Three more days of riches." You mumbled while fumbling for your handy vacation penthouse keys. In three more days you'd have to return to your busy lifestyle with shitty people and school alike.

Luckily, you got to spend a whole two weeks alone in a grand penthouse of your own. All to yourself! No troublesome family, no bothersome work, no demon teachers...hell, the only things you missed was the good shit! Late-night parties, friends, bombass food, cracking open a few cases of Welch's sparkly wine...Its like you were stuck between wanting to be home, and wanting to stay. *sigh* So torn apart.

Unfortunately, give it three more days and you'd have to leave regardless, whether your mind was made up or not. Give it two more days and you'd have to clean up your one-man party for your cousin to come live here for their two week break. It had to be clean for the next person, even though the person before you didn't do such a good job. We're talkin, FUCKIN TWELVE DAY OLD CRACKERS IN THE BED AND ON THE COUCH AND IN THE BATHROOM, THAT YOU HAD TO CLEAN UP YOURSELF!!

You rounded a corner and snatched up a bottle of your favorite kid-ish alcohol. Non-alcoholic and just RIGHT! (Like, no lie, high-key delicious af)

You took three swigs of last night's and this morning's backwash on your way upstairs, only to pitch the empty bottle into a trash near you and make it. Cheering for yourself as if you'd won in the NBA. You cracked open the door to your room, expecting it to magically clean itself upon your royal entrance. Ha. Clothes littered the floor so much you could probably swim in it. Half eaten food spoiled near your window, the bread on your sandwhich turning as green as the grinch.

You took off full sprint and leaped, spreading your arms out wide and coming down hard on a soft pillowy heaven. Yeah, you brought your own, so what!? BECAUSE WHO THE HELL SHARES PILLOWS? EVER HEARD OF L-I-C-E!? You grumbled and flopped around like a fish, making Spongeboob Fuckpants come to mind.

First you tried suffocating yourself until that failed horribly and you turned to face your wonderful boutique desk. On it, a summer packet...A BIG ONE! All of it was completely made up of essays! UGH! That packet was staring you down ever since the first day of summer.

"Dumb trash." You whispered to it, snatching up a mechanical pencil and bringing it down hard on the front page, leaving a deep pencil blot and your led snapped. "Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou. Ngh!" Childishly, you stuck oht your tongue and flashed the finger. Not today, not any day.

You sat up and crossed your legs, puffed out your chest, crossed your arms, and let out a long wolf howl. (Your spirit animal.) Then a loud CRASH came from downstairs. The hairs on your neck stood up and goosebumps spread down your body. For protection, you cautiously walked over to a metal hockey stick someone left conveniently in the corner.(A good smack on the fuckin head'll do anyone in, if you hit hard enough ;) ) You would go out swingin. Your chest heaved, rising and falling fast. You took the stairs two at a time-feeling the need to pull a wedgie, but fearing they'd take everything.

Nervously, you descended the stairs, peering around the corner to see glass, glass everywhere. The window was completely shattered! Shards of glass dtuck upright from the carpet, covering the floor from.the bottom stair to the door. You gasped and without thinking you foolishly made your way over to the window, keeping your ears open to any noise.

"What the fAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!" You dove onto the floor, getting your legs and elbows cut up badly, while covering your head tornado style.

Your heart raced 1,000 beats per second, you couldn't control your rapid breathing, your shaking, hands trembling, teeth chattering- your whole body did its own thing! The last things you saw were two BIG ASS ALIENS!!!! One green with wild white hair and a weird lowerbody that was covered in strange swirlies...and the other spitting flames! Both hurling towards you. Pushing, shoving, and punching each other.

A big foot or something brought itself down on top of you, crushing your leg to powder. You screamed as the sound of your foot snapping and bending the wrong way rang in your ears. Glass cut deeper into the cuts, extending them and piercing your flesh more. When the roof came down on top of you and you felt a sudden burst of heat, your eyes clenched shut and something heavy enough to crush your skull, fell on top of you-