"GRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"

That's how my day begins,without any reason grimm just started crying in the middle of the night

"Geez!!!What's wrong with him?!he's been crying for the last two hours!!"I shouted

"Find a way to make him shut up!!"shouted ryuko

I then grabbed a voodoo doll laying around

"PEEKA BOO!!!"I shouted as I made a scary face behind the doll

He didn't stop crying as ryuko kicked me

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"she shouted even more

"You idiot!!he likes that sort of things!!"

The air started getting hotter around grimm as I got up quickly

"RUN FOR IT RYUKO!!"I shouted before pushing her off the room and I was burned by his cries

++++++++++++the morning+++++++++++

Everyone in class was worn out because of grimms night crying

"Now students we will have a lesson about studying which will be useful to stud-zzzz"mr.nagisa couldn't finish his sentence as he fell asleep

Hornet who was next to me

"What's wrong with grimm?why was he crying?"she asked

"I don't know,he just started crying for no reason"i said as I looked at him sleeping now

After class we all got out for PE to see noir sleeping,no one was sure if he was breathing or not

"Is he asleep?"asked sarah

"No

Pretty sure he's dead"said Sato

I ignored them and walked to the canteen to see the entirety of the residents of Yggdrasil academy sleeping soundly

I ordered a yogurt for the bastard as we walked back to see koro sensei still in full form

"How can you be so energetic koro sensei?"I asked with my eyes nearly closing by themselves

"It's easy my boy!!look over there!!I created an after image of myself that is resting so I'll be fine"he said

"Cool*yawn*hey didn't the dreamers tell you of a way to stop him from crying?since you know so much"

"In fact I do!they told me..."

+++++++++++++nighttime++++++++++++

"Remind me why I'm doing this again?"asked shadow in her pyjama

"Shut up it won't kill you"i said going to sleep in my futon

"OF COURSE IT WILL KILL ME!!!WHY DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH YOU!!??"she shouted

The plan from what koro sensei told me was that grimm needed to sleep between his mother and father

And he told me I was the kind of guy to get a lot of girls

'That damn octopus'

"I CAN'T DO THAT!!!"shouted shadow even more

"You want to sleep In peace?then shut up and come here,besides there's Grimm between us"i told her

She was blushing madly as she went to her side of the futon

Ryuko who was here the whole time looking at us with a smug face then turned the lights off

"Idiot"muttered shadow from under her breath as we both turned the opposite way to not face each other

'Wait for it,wait for it!!'

Silence

Really?he thinks of shadow as his mother?well goodbye life then

But now I can finally enjoy some sleep
+++++++++++++++later++++++++++++++

I woke up to the sound of rustling,I got up to see shadow who stood up half asleep muttering

"Water"

She started and HOLY SHIT SHE NEARLY STEPPED ON GRIMM!!though I was able to slide his futon away at the last second but I got hit somewhere else

The little soldier couldn't make it

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!"I shouted

"You idiot!!!what the hell is wrong with you?!"shouted shadow

"You hit me in the balls!!"I shouted back

Then we both realized what we did as I heard what I didn't want to here

"Griii..........GRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"

"DAMNIT!!!!!!!"i cursed at my bad luck

++++++++++++++morning++++++++++++

After another failed attempt everyone was now asleep trying to get as much rest as they could

While on the other hand was forced to play with grimm

"You little bastard I swear I will kill you"i said as he was stretching my face

"Hey there*yawn*"

I looked up to see it was Sarah's sister mizuki

We don't talk much so seeing her now makes it a little weird

"What*yawn*do you want?"

She sat down next to me

"I just came here to help you with the baby"she said

I looked at her puzzled

"What?"I asked as grimm then looked like he wanted to go to her

"Gri!grii!"

"See?he likes me!"she said

Then it hit me like a truck

"Exactly!!that's what I need!!"I shouted

"Huh?"she asked innocently

"you're sleeping with me tonight!!"I shouted

"WHHHAAAAATTT?!?!?!?!"she shouted as she looked at the people around whispering

+++++++++++++nighttime++++++++++++

"So if I got it right then the only way for the baby to sleep is between his mother and his father

And since he doesn't have a mother yet any girl who he seems to like counts"she said

I nodded

She blushed

"But still,it doesn't feel right"she said

"Just do it,it's alright"i said

She then reluctantly slept in the other futon as yet again grimm slept peacefully

'Thank the pale king it worked!!!'

+++++++++++++nighttime++++++++++++

While I was asleep,I was dreaming of nothing but the beautiful girls of my dreams

And I was so into the dream that I closed my hand a little only for it to feel something soft and squishy

'Maaan,this dream is so surreal I can feel it's

I did for a while then I realized

'Who am I sleeping with again?'

I opened my eyes to see mizuki holding a scream,I squeezed one last time for good measures

"KYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"she shouted

And her shout was followed by crying

"GRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"

"FUCKING REALLY?!"

++++++next day headmistress PoV++++++

I was in my office getting as much rest as I could before I was troubled

I felt all four other goddesses approach

Then they all appeared in my office the next second

They had their weapons out

"What the-"i didn't finish as they all dropped their weapons and started prostate themselves

"PLEADE MAKE WHATEVER SECRET WEAPON YOU HAVE STOP!!!WE CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL!!!"they begged me

'If only I could do something about it,wait I can!!I am the goddess who created everything and everyone'

"I can't stop this,because it is Y/n's son

HOWEVER!!!I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!"I announced

They looked at me intently

"SLEEP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!!"I shouted before we all fell on the ground and started sleeping like there was no tomorrow

+++++++++++++Y/n PoV+++++++++++++

I was sitting in the shade of a tree sleeping when someone came up to me,I looked up and saw renka,Sarah's sister,even though she had bags under her eyes she was smiling

"My my~,I heard that you slept with my sister yesterday and you had fun,why didn't you let me in as well?"she asked

I grabbed her by the collar

"Tonight,10 PM my house"i said getting up

"W-what?but I was jok-"

"You heard me"i said as I walked away

As I was walking away I noticed koro sensei standing there

"Hey koro sensei,let me guess,you're still good?"I asked

"Not really,now instead of one I have TWO after images resting"

'THIS MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!!'

"No luck I see"he said

I nodded

"It's okay,you're a lady killer aren't you?"

"Now that you mention it,there was this one girl who I beat halfway to death

"Not that kind of lady killer!!"shouted koro sensei

"I'm too tired to think,sorry"i said

Koro sensei stayed silent for a while

"It's okay my boy,just sleep for now"he advised me

+++++++++++nighttime3rd++++++++++++

In ryuko's house was Y/n along with renka and grimm sleepin-

"GRRIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!"

"DAAAAAAMMNIIIIIIT!!!!"shouted Y/n

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Well this surely makes me want to sleep

anyways,as always I'll upload the next part tomorrow