"And there you have it children!"announced koro sensei as we were all in shock of what was written on the board

OFFICIAL SCHOOL FESTIVAL OF THE YGGDRASIL ACADEMY IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS

The leaders weren't really that shocked neither were the new students,nor the old ones

I was the only one shocked actually

"What?!they even have these things in this school?!"I asked in a fury

"Yes just like the war games it is a yearly tradition,after the festival comes the ball

There will be a sports festival first and then the next day comes the festival were the factions need to prepare something remarkable and the winner will be given a free luxury field trip for the winter vacations"explained koro sensei

"So it's not that bad,heck it could even be-"

"Also all the parents of the students will be attending

"-THE WORST THING EVER!!"I shouted changing my mind at the last second

Last time my parents got called I nearly died of embarrassment,and I got lucky that they only met hornet,I don't want to imagine them meeting those three sisters

Especially renka!!she'd say something along the lines of

'Oh my~y/n~even after we did THAT,you didn't tell me about your parent?bad boys need to be punished~'

"NO WAY!!!CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY MET THAT BITCH!?!?MY WHOLE LIFE WOULD BE RUINED!!SHE'D GO AROUND TELLING THEM THINGS FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ANGLE!!"I said mentioning to renka who looked shocked

"Wait what?what do I have to do with this?"she asked

"Count me out"i said

"I'm afraid I can't have that,you have to participate"said koro sensei

"Oh really?what if I have something that will change your mind?"I asked him as I walked out of class mentioning for him to follow me

He had green stripes on his face

"Yeah sure you can try"he said as he followed me out

After we got out of class I had a sly grin on my face

"What is it that will change my mind?"asked koro sensei

I pulled put a porn magazine from my hoodie

"Here!take this!!they're all D and E cups!!"i said

"WHAT?!?!IMPOSSIBLE!!!"he said disbelief

"If you let me skip this event I'll give it to you"i said as he was looking down but he started laughing as green stripes appeared on his face

"YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!"he shouted as he pulled out a magazine from under his sleeve

I looked at the cover and HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE DANGEROUS!!

"Fufufufufufu,these beauties are all on the G cups or above!!"he said with a proud smile

"NOOOOOOOO-"i stopped as I realized what we were doing and koro sensei seemed to realize it as well since he stopped laughing

""Oh""

We both started screaming

"WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A PORN MAGAZINE WITH YOU?!"I asked

"I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!!WHAT STUDENT WOULD TRY TO BRIBE THEIR TEACHER WITH AN H MAGAZINE!?"he asked

"I THOUGHT YPU LIKED THOSE SINCE YOU'RE SINGLE!!!ALSO WHAT TEACHER COUNTERS A BRIBE WITH HIS OWN BRIBE?!"I asked back at him

Then we both stayed silent for a while

"This never happened"said koro sensei

I nodded as we both entered the classroom with a blank expression in our faces,not me really,I had a tiny grin on my face as I went back to my place

I actually managed to take the magazine from him without having him realize it

"Grii?"

"Ssshh,keep it confidential"i said as we went back to our normal classes as koro sensei was shaking throughout the entire session and when the bell ringed he got out at mach 20 speed

Now that it was recess I climbed up on a tree and started thinking to myself

"Grii?"

"Why I hate school festivals?I think it goes way back to when people used to bully me

++++++++++++++flashback+++++++++++

Today was the school festival in ishiyama elementary school,I was part of my class team

They said that for every game I lose they would make me buy them stuff for the new year's festival

I can still remember how I tripped on my shoelaces in the cross run and found out that they tied them together

In the ball throwing game they kept shaking the pillar so that I would miss all my shots

In the pulling game they didn't do anything as I failed by myself

My parents saw that and went to have 'a nice chat'with them along with their parents as I remember the entire school was laughing at me,teachers included

That was the third time I got expelled

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"Anyways,want to get something to eat?"I asked

"Gri!!"cheered grimm

++++++++++++shadow PoV+++++++++++

Shadow was nervously sitting in her corner of the rejects dorm on her torn futon,they literally gave her the worst one which was,completely torn from all sides

'I really want Y/n to go to the ball with me how am I supposed to make him go with me?!'I asked myself not being able to focus since there was a little piece of shit right next to me trying to talk to me

"SHUT UP!!!"I shouted as I turned around to see that it was Y/n's best friend hollow

"Calm down princess What's bothering you?"asked hollow

"Why do you care?"

"I just see that you're thinking of something

Maybe about the ball?"he asked

"SHUT UP!!as if!!I'm sure the guy I'm looking for will come for me any seconds now!"I said with pride

"Y/n isn't coming for you"he said

I blocked for a moment before I turned to him to see him smile

"H-HOW?!"

"It's pretty obvious,you insisted on sitting next to him in class

You also made him sleep with you after the incident of the pool

And speaking of the incident of the pool I think you didn't forget the whole 'he's mine!!'thing I don't know how the others didn't noticed but I did"said hollow as shadow then started to Strangle him

"FORGET ABOUT IT!!!FORGET ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW!!!"I shouted as I was crying

"WOAH CALM DOWN!i just want to help you!!"he said

I stopped shaking him as I put him back down and created snacks out of nowhere with the reality stone

"Tell me everything"i said calmly

"DON'T CALM DOWN SO SUDDENLY!!"he said

"Sorry but why would you help me?"I asked him

"Well,I'm the person who hangs out with Y/n the most so I know his tastes better than anyone and you're the one best suited for him"said hollow

"Why me?"

"Well first of all the three sisters are older than him so he won't be getting it with them anytime soon but they're definitely going to be a problem for you in the future if you don't become like them in the future if you know what I mean

Not saying it's not gonna happen

Megumin isn't really fit for him

Then there's hornet Who's the closest girl to him which is your biggest challenge

But you guys have a lot of similarities

First you're both super strong

You both like beating people up-"

"That's not true!!"I denied

"Ask Y/n

And grimm likes the both of you because from what I've heard grimm really likes you"

"So where should I start?"I asked him

"Maybe buy him some reese's puffs cereals since he likes those"said hollow

"IMMEDIATELY!!"I shouted flying at high speed

+++++++++++++hollow PoV+++++++++++

After shadow left I sighed a sigh of relief

"She's gone koro sensei you can come out now"i said as yellow tentacles came out of the ceiling

"Good job hollow!!if we can secure Y/n a maximum of five dates then his future is assured"

"But is this really okay?I mean he doesn't know about all that"i said with guilt

Koro sensei put a tentacle on my head

"Listen hollow my boy,this is for the best for him,you know about his trauma with that lucia girl right?"asked koro sensei

"I know"

"Trust me my boy,I'm only thinking of his benefit"said kori sensei

"And the raise I'm going to get out this"he whispered enough for me to hear

"ANYWAYS!!!tomorrow is senkuu's fight aren't you excited?it's the first time we see him fight"said kori sensei

"Yeah I know!!I'm so excited!!"

"Well then goodnight hollow my boy"said koro sensei before disappearing with his mach 20 speed as I went to sleep

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I have nothing to say except that I found the most well hidden gem in the internet

Also the biggest crossover to exist

Most well spent 7 minutes of my life