Chapter 8
It was 2:37 am in San Dimas. Everything was quiet and peaceful. Only few cars pass by but very quiet. Bill and Ted were asleep in the living room while watching a marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation. As the T.V was still on, a doorknob started to turn quietly. Only squeaks of the doorknob was heard but the duo was completely knocked out. The door slowly opened and incomes evil Bill and Ted, slowly tip toeing towards the sleepy duo. They looked at each other as Evil Ted whispered, "Come on Bill. Let's slit their throats." Bill smacked Ted behind the head and whispered angrily, "You bonehead. We're not here to kill them. We're gonna take them on a trip." He pulls out two rags that are filled with chloroform and hands it to Ted. They both covered the duo's mouth as they suddenly woke up and struggle for air. They continued to struggle until they passed out in a second. Evil Bill and Ted grab their other selves and drags them out of the house, into the outside. Evil Bill closed the door and Evil Ted opened the car trunk, placing his other self in the trunk. He helped Bill drag other Bill into the trunk, placing the body on top of Ted. Evil Bill and Evil Ted looked at their other selves and looked at each other. "How are they not gay again?" asked Evil Ted. "Just shut up Ted," said Evil Bill and slams the trunk close. They stepped into the car and Bill starts the ignition and begins to drive. Evil Ted turns on the radio and changes the station. Nothing but love songs and political news. He turns off the radio and sighs. "Check in the compartment box in front of you," said Evil Bill, "there should be some CDs in there." Evil Ted opens the compartment box and finds a stack of CDs in there. There was nothing Bill nor Ted like. There were only jazz, classic, and novel audios. Ted shrugs and puts them back in the box. "Your dad sucks ass Bill," said Evil Ted. "Well excuse me Mr. I-want-to-kill-the-other-uses-but-we-will-blow-our-cover-because-I'm-too-stupid-to-notice-that-Logan that my father is married to a slut who is interested into older dudes than young dudes and I'm glad my life is better than yours. I'm the one with the brains than the stupidity. At least I know what I'm doing instead of sitting my ass and do nothing," said Evil Bill. Inside the trunk, Bill and Ted slowly woke up and gasped for air. They noticed their bodies were against each together as they tried to get away but gave up. "Where are we Bill?" asked Ted, feeling definitely uncomfortable that his own excellent friend is on top of him. "I don't know. I think we're in a trunk on the car. I don't know where we are going if you asked me," said Bill. They looked around, trying to figure out where they are heading. Luckily, Bill was in the right position and starts to kick the rear lights of the car. He successfully kicked the light out of the car and felt the cold air rushing through the hole. Ted struggled out of Bill's body and tries to crawl to the other side until a bump was hit and hit Ted's head. "Ow," said Ted. He rubs his head and looks through the hole, noticing they're on the freeway. "Dude, we're on the freeway," said Ted. Bill couldn't believe his ears. "We're being kidnapped Ted," said Bill, trying to keep Ted calm. "Bogus dude. We have to get out of here," said Ted as he tries to remain calm. They looked around the trunk, trying to find a way to get the trunk open. Bill found a box and opens it, only to find Sports Illustrators and Playboy magazines. He looks at Ted and spoke in disgust, "dude." Ted raises both of his hands and said, "Those aren't mine. I swear. I would never buy them. Those are my fathers." Hearing Ted saying that made Bill and Ted disgusted than ever. They shrugged it off and continued to look around. Ted found a long wire that may help pick the lock form the outside. As Ted struggles to get the wire out, Bill clears his throat and said, "Ted. Maybe try this." He held a crowbar and slams it between the trunk door and the edge of the bumper. He tries to open it with all his might and manages to break the lock. Bill and Ted look at each other and smiled. Evil Bill and Evil Ted continued to argue as a light was shown on the meter about the trunk was open. They didn't even pay attention to the light and continued to argue. Bill and Ted open the trunk and looks at the open road. They looked at each other as Bill said, "we have to jump Ted. Unless you rather be taken to an unknown area." Ted immediately grabbed Bill's hand and both jumped out of the car and tumble into the freeway. They sat up and look at the car fading into the distance. A few cuts, scratches and bruises were covering the two duos. They looked at each other and laughed as they stood up slowly in pain. "That was actually fun," said Ted. "We have to do that again." Bill looks at Ted and scoffed. "Maybe another time Ted but right now, we have to head back home. They'll find out that we escaped the trunk and they will be looking for us." The two duos began to walk on the empty freeway until Ted stepped on something. He looks down and saw a Playboy magazine. He picks it up and show it to Bill. "Seriously Ted?" asked Bill. "Why not?" asked Ted with a shrug. Bill shook his head and continued to walk. Ted caught up while looking through the magazine and noticed someone familiar in the magazine. "Dude. Is that Missy?" asked Ted. Bill immediately grabs the magazine and noticed Ted was right. She was in the page of a magazine. He felt disgusted and looks at Ted. "Shut up Ted." He looks at Bill with confusion. "What did I say? She looks hot in the bikini dude." Bill grabs the magazine out of Ted's hands and starts to rip it into shreds. Ted was shock and said, "geez dude. I didn't know you have the hots for Missy. After all, she is your step-mom." "But you forgot your dad is the one that bought the magazine and explain about the box dude," Bill spoke as he crossed his arms and gave a smirk at Ted. "Admit it. You have the entire collection in your room." Ted blushed in embarrassment and said, "no way dude! You know I'm never that kind of dude. How do you know it's not yours huh?" Bill raised his eyes and said, "why would I, if it was me, hide a box filled with mags in your dad's car?" Ted never thought about it. He's right. "Our parents are weird dude," said Ted. "I have to agree Ted. My mom as a hustler and your dad as a perv," said Bill. After passing 5 miles in the freeway, a car passed through Bill and Ted but stopped and backs up. Bill and Ted looked at each other and at the car as the window rolled down to show a girl in the driver's side. "Excuse me. Do you dudes need a ride?" Bill asked, "Can we?" "Hop on," said the girl. Bill and Ted took the backseat and enters the car. Once they entered the car, she continues to drive. "Thank you miss," said Ted. "No problem. I'm Marilyn by the way. You two must be Bill and Ted correct?" Bill and Ted were shock as Bill said, "yes. We are. Mind if I ask how did you know about us?" Marilyn looks up at the mirror to give a quick contact a Bill and Ted before looking back on the road and answers, "Your friend name Rufus. He told me you two were in trouble. I know it does not make sense but all I can say is you dudes are fucked." Bill and Ted looked at each other, questioning what is going on? Why did they get kidnapped? Who kidnapped them? Why are they being framed? What did they do to deserve this heinous situation? They looked back on the road as Ted asked, "Marilyn? Do you know what's going on?" Marilyn exited the freeway and parked on the street curb. She looks back at Bill and Ted and gave them a worried look. "De Nomolos escaped the prison. He built the new robots to make them look like you. The exact copy of you two. Rufus is being held hostage right now by the other you. I don't know where or when exactly but I'm keeping my cover hidden so they won't find me. We can't head back to your house. It's not safe. We're going to my place. You dudes can stay with me until I find a way to get rid of them." She began to drive about 6 miles away from the freeway, turned to the left and head straight for another 5 miles until she stopped the car. Her house was a normal house but look like something you would see out of a horror movie. The house was dark but only the outside light was lit. Marilyn, Bill and Ted stepped out of the car and walked towards the house. Marilyn placed the key in the keyhole and unlocks the door. She twists the doorknob and opens the door. She turns on the switch from her right as the lights turned on, giving it a warm and safe feeling. A fireplace was on the wall, shelves of photos were placed, a staircase that leads up to the hallway, a kitchen not too far from the living room, and a small cat sleeping on the sofa. "Aww," said Ted. "Look at the little dude sleeping." Marilyn smiled and said, "his name is Hallow. I call him because his fur reminds me of the Halloween colors." She was right. Hallow's fur had a pattern of black, white, and orange, just like Halloween. Ted decided to pet Hallow softly as Hallow purred while sleeping. "Let me show you dudes your room." She led Bill and Ted up the stairs, seeing there were two hallways. "You dudes can either sleep together or I have an extra guest room if you want to sleep separate." Bill and Ted looked at each other and Bill said, "we don't mind sleeping in one room." Marilyn shrugged. "Suit yourself." She walked towards the end of the hallway on her left side and opens the door. "The bedroom was like any bedroom from a resort. A king size bed with lights on the ceiling, a window to see the streets and a far distance of the Downtown Los Angeles buildings. It was comfy. "Make yourself at home dudes. Hope you dudes have a goodnight," said Marilyn as she walked away, leaving the two duos by themselves in the room. Ted closed the door and looks at Bill, sitting on the edge of the window. "Dude. Is it just me or does the name 'Marilyn' sound familiar?" asked Ted. Bill looks at Ted and said, "It could be that one babe you mentioned in your dreams." Ted's eyes slowly widen, realizing he's right. Could it be Ted's dream come true? Has his prayers been answered? Is Marilyn the Marilyn from his dreams? He must know more but he yawned from escaping the car. He walks towards the bed and plops on the mattress, closing his and falling asleep. Bill shook his head with a smile and walks towards the switch, slowly dimming the lights and walks towards Ted. He sat on the edge of bed and pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket. His unfolded the paper as it read, 'In Time.' He looks at Ted, making sure he was asleep as Bill softly sings, "In time. We'll be dancing in the streets all night. In time, yes everything we'll be alright..."
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